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Old 08 Jul 2011, 20:40   #1
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This is the "What If..." Game. The poster first answers the "what if..." question above then comes up with their own "what if" question

I'll start:

What if a giant gorilla stepped on your car?
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Old 08 Jul 2011, 20:42   #2
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I'd ask him for his insurace details

What if........................

I locked this thread
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Old 08 Jul 2011, 20:47   #3
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I'd unlock it.

What if Penguins weren't bigger than frogs?
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Old 08 Jul 2011, 21:31   #4
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I'd unlock it.

What if Penguins weren't bigger than frogs?
Then they probably wouldn't have happy feet.

What if someone asks a question there is no answer to?
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Old 08 Jul 2011, 21:32   #5
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Take a piss

What if HIAHB's name was changed?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 03:05   #6
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I'm sure that a new acronym would be made to replace it.

What if urine was used to replace the world's dependency on fossil fuels?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 03:21   #7
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What if the Hang Cool Tour DVD is better than MSO ?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 03:36   #8
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Good times all round.

What if it turned out Jamie Lee Curtis was really a man, and Cher was really a woman?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 04:39   #9
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They aren't?

What if you lost your remote and couldn't find it?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 04:49   #10
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I'd ask my kid where "HE" put it last.

What if you are caught between a rock and a hard place?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 04:53   #11
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I'd make sure the price is right

What if Batman asked you to be his sidekick?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 05:04   #12
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I'd make sure the price is right

What if Batman asked you to be his sidekick?
I'd ask him where he got those wonderful toys.

What if nobody answers this question?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 05:22   #13
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Then the 2012 apocalypse would have came early

What if Santa Clause was elected President of the United States?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 05:36   #14
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Ho, Ho, Ho in the Oval Office.


What if the moon is a farse?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 05:54   #15
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What if the moon is a farse?
Then that would mean the sun is a sobriety

What if this board never existed?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 06:07   #16
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I wouldn't be roped into this "what if" game.

What if there was an alternate ending to the Matrix?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 06:28   #17
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I wouldn't be roped into this "what if" game.

What if there was an alternate ending to the Matrix?
It'd just be plain confusing...... but more awesome effects.....

What if earth really did turn into the planet of the apes?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 06:57   #18
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Itd be like MLUFC

What if Meat Loaf did a duet with Justin Beiber?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 09:42   #19
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Itd be like MLUFC

What if Meat Loaf did a duet with Justin Beiber?

I'd be bloody disowning our man lol, or the end of the world must have come early

What if my M&G ticket gets lost!?!?!
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 13:27   #20
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We'll here the screams in the UK.

What if Sir Tim Berners-Lee hadn't invented what he invented?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 14:22   #21
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We'll here the screams in the UK.

What if Sir Tim Berners-Lee hadn't invented what he invented?
Then a lot of guys would NEVER get to see a girl naked

What if everyone was paid in cheese?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 15:44   #22
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What if everyone was paid in cheese?
It would be harder to tell who farted

What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?
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Old 09 Jul 2011, 23:25   #23
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What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?[/QUOTE]

The whole world would be amazed that 2 men managed to conceive a child!

What if I had something better to do than join in this silly game?
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Old 10 Jul 2011, 00:00   #24
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What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?
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The whole world would be amazed that 2 men managed to conceive a child!
That's good, nice one!!!!
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Old 12 Jul 2011, 23:54   #25
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What if I had something better to do than join in this silly game?
You probably wouldn't have made Monstro laugh like he did above

What if chocolate didn't exist?
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