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Old 03 Nov 2003, 22:45   #1
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There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain type of pet.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The question is: "Who owns the fish?"

Here are your hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

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Old 03 Nov 2003, 23:32   #2
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 23:35   #3
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Nope.
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 23:37   #4
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oh yes he does........
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 23:39   #5
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Oh no, he does not.
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 00:10   #6
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The question is: "Who owns the fish?"
Guppie??
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 00:14   #7
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Well i sure as F**K don't own it!!!

No F**KING fish in this house!!!!
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 00:14   #8
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I reckon it's the German.
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 02:08   #9
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The German,in the green house,who drinks coffee and smokes Prince .
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 09:51   #10
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I'm going with the Brit, but don't ask me why
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 11:40   #11
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The German?
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 12:56   #12
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Miss Scarlet in the library with the candlestick?

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Old 04 Nov 2003, 19:39   #13
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The German.
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 19:59   #14
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actually the fish is a free spirit and not owned by anyone
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 20:48   #15
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It's Einstein's fish.
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 20:54   #16
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The Badger's gonna eat the fish
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 21:19   #17
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Yes, it's my fish.
*Proceeds to consume Einstein's fish*
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Old 05 Nov 2003, 15:52   #18
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euwwww u'll hav fishy breath!!
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Old 05 Nov 2003, 20:32   #19
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Well at least its your breath thats fishy
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Old 05 Nov 2003, 21:21   #20
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LOL!!
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Old 06 Nov 2003, 09:56   #21
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It was the Prince smoking, coffee drinking German who lives in the green house .. until the Norwegian's cat ate it
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Old 10 Nov 2003, 02:08   #22
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Will we ever find out who owns the fish
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Old 10 Nov 2003, 21:55   #23
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I own it (but not for much longer). It is in a piece of newpaper with a pile of chips. Yum Yum
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Old 11 Nov 2003, 02:25   #24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitty Kat
I own it (but not for much longer). It is in a piece of newpaper with a pile of chips. Yum Yum
I tried to have that for tea today but the local chippie has been shut down. The owner has been arrested for cruelty to animals. Apparently his fish were battered!!!!!!!!

On a more serious note, can someone please tell us who actually owns the fish so we can all move on and get rid of the thing?!?!?! Tis starting to stink to high heaven in here!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 16 Nov 2003, 21:15   #25
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Originally Posted by Chris

On a more serious note, can someone please tell us who actually owns the fish so we can all move on and get rid of the thing?!?!?! Tis starting to stink to high heaven in here!!!!!!!!!!

I agree
Someone, PLEASE tell me who owns the damn fish
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