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in the german Meat forum is a very funny topic, so I decided to start it here also (since I am an active member only for one month, I hope there was no topic like that before. If there was one, please close this one).
So let's start: you are a true Meat Loaf fan... -when your boyfriend looks like that ![]() - when everybody who visits you in your appartment at first turns down the volume of your music - when even your cell phone plays Meat (not talking about the Meat-pics as background of your cell) -when you'll soon need another harddrive for your computer, because the first one is full of Meat-Pics (thanks to the ladys from "one for the girls") -when your PC is nothing but a Meat Loaf Altar:background, screensaver, winampskins, endless playing of all your CDs stored as mp3,... -when your boyfriend as an answer to your description of the superb opening of the first concert after the heart-surgery only says: the goal was shot by Roy Makaai (soccer player of a famous german soccer team) from a distance of only 5m - when even your patients were asking you, if Meat has played the show on tuesday, december 2nd - when you went up earlier in the morning, so you can check the web for the latest Meat news, before you have to leave the house at 7am - when talking about somebody you can't remeber the name at the moment and therefore just saying:"the someone", your boyfriend automatically thinks you were talking about Meat Loaf- but this time you HAVE talked about someone else! By the way: I would never ever forget Meats name ![]() |
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I fit 7 of those
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My family is in no doubt who my favourite is - we drove from Kent to Killarney in Southern Ireland back in the summer (what a journey!!). As I had been left to load the car, I also loaded the 6 CD thingy in the boot with 6 Meat Loaf albums! As the car was so packed (and what a shame the CD thingy couldn't be got at
![]() 'Him Indoors' is also moaning that I never clean out the inside of the car either, so I did before our holiday, and just happened to remove all other CD's from the glove compartment for good measure! ![]() |
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i like it keep on rocking, i have the same problem, is it normal for
people to get so bored do you think? my hubby is threatning to sabotage my pics that are on the computer with some thing on paintshop pro, that can make meats face look all weird.... ![]() the teachers at the kids school have even had a crash course on meat from the kids, and the other kids in the school, oh dear ![]() |
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Oh keep rocking......
![]() so it is....... ![]() I see, your boyfriend is a soccer fan.... *lol* FC Bavaria Munich...... ![]() I had the same problem yesterday..... ![]() cu AngelJ ![]() |
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- when even your pets can meow, bark or chirp the melodies of meat-songs (ok, when my cat tries, it doesn't sound like meat-songs but it tries hardly, when I play meat at home
![]() - when you have a really loud "beep" in your ear after a concert but you don't care and you try to get in frontrow again a few days later, still hearing this "beep", because you want to be as near to the stage as you can (fortunately it disappeared a few days later, puhh!) KR Miriam |
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- when you force your 15yr old daughter to watch Meat on the Biography channel (saying corr
![]() ![]() - when your only topic of conversation at work, after a concert is Meat (for weeks afterwards) ![]() - when your husband calls you sad, as you kick the daughter off the computer at 9pm to get onto the site for the latest on the forum & enter the chat room ![]() - when you spend your lunch hour listening the Meat's music ![]() - when you have posters all over the wall of the office, next to your desk ![]() |
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when your nephews first words are not mom or dad but meat loaf
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when your friends threaten to gag you if you force them to listen to meat loaf one more time whilst ranting on about all the latest news on his tour etc just because you feel the need educating
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when you think that all your friends are sad because they dont like/love meat loaf
or they think you are sad because YOU like/love meat loaf |
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Your boyfriend falls out with you because everytime he comes round he has Meatloaf 'shoved in his face'
You get dirty looks from people in the bar for playing all the songs on meatloaf 'which can work out quite expensive' and actually get called Meatloaf in one pub |
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Kaz and draconia I agree.
Also when u sing meat loaf every yr at talent contests and karaokes and 2 kids lov calling u meatloaf and making up whacky stories. Your ex keeps going on about a 6mnth old conversation about meat loaf!!! |
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When your grown up sons disown you in HMV when you ask the 12 year old serving where the Meat Loaf section is ?
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when you realise that you are talking to no one as so called friends
have walked of because you'r talking about meat loaf AGAIN ![]() |
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When you are shopping at K-mart and you get excited to hear " You Took The Word..." over the intercom and you forget where you are at. You start to yell and sing the words to it just as if you were at a concert. At the end of the song there is a crowd watching you and telling you not to quit your day job.
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When...
you walk into a store and find CHSIB on the bottom of the endcap display of new releases. Then you switch CHSIB w/ some crappy pop star's CD to put Meat at eye level. Meanwhile, the wife, big Meat fan, runs off and pretends not to know you. And security proceeds to follow you thru the store! Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, T |
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when .....
Your bestest, bestest friend hires a Meat Loaf lookalike to sing / perform at your wedding reception ... oh, what a wonderful day that was! when ..... Every business contact you have even those annoying tele-sales people, know months in advance that you won't be in the office on a certain day as you will be going to a Meat Loaf concert .... and don't expect any sense out of you for a few days after! when ...... You set mlukfc.com as your home page ....... Could list pages, but don't want to hog the web!! |
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- when you refuse to go to the Xmas party unless they have a selection of Meats songs. (mine tonight) will thro' my toys out the pram if they do not play at least 2 songs - lol ![]() |
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wHEN...
Your mother points out that all of your bf's have shared a vague similarity to a certain long haired singer your coworkers supply "something about Meat Loaf?" when you can't remember what you were going to say to them You smile at the grocery store and chuckle to yourself because you see a package of 'Meat Loaf seasoning' People say "NO MORE MEAT LOAF!" when it's your turn to pick a CD at a party People remember you from highschool as 'that chick who never stopped talking about Meat Loaf' ![]() |
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When you can't go into HMV without looking at the Meat Loaf section (although you know that they haven't got anything you don't already have
![]() ![]() When your out to Xmas lunch like I was with Scotty and Roys family last Sunday, and everyone else is singing carols, and your asked to sing something of Meat Loafs, (but I dried up) ![]() Or when the pupils at school ask 'Miss where's your jacket with the Meat Loaf Badges' And Mousie, I do exactly that, I know full well I have everything of Meats, but cann't resist placing his cd's to the front of the display, and then informing the assistants, 'you've only one left etc.,' best make sure you place some more out' Um almost forgot I also go to bed with Meatie my teddy with his Meat Loaf T-Shirt, bought for me by a lovely lady on this Forum in U.S.A. Also nearly forgot most of the records placed on the juke box are Meat Loafs too ![]() |
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