How The Hell Does He Do It? EDIT:Poll Added.

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Dec 2003, 11:25

So let me get this right, Santa flies round the world in one night, stops at every house, and drinks the whiskey/brandy/beer left for him?
OK, we all know how he gets the world in one night.Magic.But how the hell does he hold all that ale

I mean, c'mon, a drink from every house in the world is some hard drinking by anyone's standards

.He must be a Meat Loaf fan

No wonder he only gets out once a year.He's in the Betty Ford clinic the rest of the time.

And how about drinking and driving?Wonder if he's ever been pulled by the police?

Chris · 24 Dec 2003, 11:39

Mousie,

There was a vicar lsat year who got into a lot of bother for suggesting in his Christmas sermon that santa didn't exist!!!

He upset a lot of children by proving with physics this fact.

However, He quickly pointed out that although physics state santa doesn't exist, he is magically so can do anything he wants!!!

evil nickname · 24 Dec 2003, 11:56

Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist.

His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

Rob The Badger · 24 Dec 2003, 13:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist.

His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

*In twiningly cute voice*
Nuh-uh! He's MAGI-KUL!

plukie · 24 Dec 2003, 13:49

Of course he exists!

Chris · 24 Dec 2003, 14:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist.

His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

How dare you destroy the dreams of Santa Fans everywhere!!!

Luckily there is more proof that Santa does exist!!!

plukie · 24 Dec 2003, 14:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist.

His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

How dare you destroy the dreams of Santa Fans everywhere!!!

Luckily there is more proof that Santa does exist!!!

YAY!!! Hooray for Santa!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Dec 2003, 14:27

Ok.Poll added to sort this out once and for all.

Of course Santa is real

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Who else would do the xmas shopping?

shadow1000001 · 24 Dec 2003, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Ok.Poll added to sort this out once and for all.

Of course Santa is real

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Who else would do the xmas shopping?

Good one FM

Of course he exists, I just have to convince my 10yr old that he does

LostSoul · 24 Dec 2003, 15:31

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

And how about drinking and driving?

Reindeer have their driving licence! just in case...

and they try to avoid smoking areas... just in case too...

black dog · 24 Dec 2003, 15:46

Of course Santa exists.

Otherwise where do the presents come from?

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Dec 2003, 16:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog

Of course Santa exists.

Otherwise where do the presents come from?

Exactly.
What sane person would buy their children lots of xmas presents, then claim they were off someone else?
I had murder with my parents for years over this.I mean, after all, if a total stranger can give me loads of free stuff my mum and dad really could have made more of an effort

.

plukie · 24 Dec 2003, 17:22

When my son got to the "awkward" age he thought that "someone rich, like a king" brought all his presents. I soon put him straight. Of course Father Christmas exists.

martha_mae · 25 Dec 2003, 06:09

How Santa manages to hold all his liquer is down to the fact some folks leave him glasses of milk to calm his stomach!

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24 Dec 2003, 11:25	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	How The Hell Does He Do It? EDIT:Poll Added. So let me get this right, Santa flies round the world in one night, stops at every house, and drinks the whiskey/brandy/beer left for him? OK, we all know how he gets the world in one night.Magic.But how the hell does he hold all that ale I mean, c'mon, a drink from every house in the world is some hard drinking by anyone's standards .He must be a Meat Loaf fan No wonder he only gets out once a year.He's in the Betty Ford clinic the rest of the time. And how about drinking and driving?Wonder if he's ever been pulled by the police?

24 Dec 2003, 11:39	#2
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Mousie, There was a vicar lsat year who got into a lot of bother for suggesting in his Christmas sermon that santa didn't exist!!! He upset a lot of children by proving with physics this fact. However, He quickly pointed out that although physics state santa doesn't exist, he is magically so can do anything he wants!!!

24 Dec 2003, 11:56	#3
evil nickname Guest Join Date: 19.04.2003 Posts: 2,238	Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist. His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

24 Dec 2003, 13:49	#5
plukie Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.07.2003 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 199	Of course he exists!

24 Dec 2003, 14:27	#8
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Ok.Poll added to sort this out once and for all. Of course Santa is real . Who else would do the xmas shopping?

24 Dec 2003, 15:46	#11
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Of course Santa exists. Otherwise where do the presents come from?

24 Dec 2003, 17:22	#13
plukie Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.07.2003 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 199	When my son got to the "awkward" age he thought that "someone rich, like a king" brought all his presents. I soon put him straight. Of course Father Christmas exists.

25 Dec 2003, 06:09	#14
martha_mae Senior Loafer Join Date: 29.04.2003 Location: In the graveyard of the universe.... Posts: 122	How Santa manages to hold all his liquer is down to the fact some folks leave him glasses of milk to calm his stomach!