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R. · 04 Jun 2002, 22:11

Elmer Fudd would do 'Home By Now - No Matter What'.

The lyrics:

Music and Wywics by: Jim Steinman

De wocusts awe singing
De Sun is wed
It's gotten so wate somehow
Dewe's gonna be twoubwe You know what they said
We shouwd have been home by now
We shouwd have been home by now

De thundew is wowwing
De sky is bwack
It's gotten so dawk somehow
Dewe's gonna be dangew
God I wish we wewe back
We shouwd have been home by now
We shouwd have been home by now

No mattew what they teww us
No mattew what they do
No mattew what they teach us
What we bewieve is twue

No mattew what they caww us
Howevew they attack
No mattew whewe they take us
We'ww find ouw own way back

I can't deny what I bewieve I can't be what I'm not
I know I'ww wove fowevew, I know - No mattew what.

If onwy teaws wewe waughtew
If onwy night was day
If onwy pwayews wewe answewed.
Den we wouwd heaw God say:
No mattew what they teww you
No mattew what they do
No mattew what they teach you
What you bewieve is twue

And I wiww keep you safe and stwong
And shewtewed fwom the stowm
No mattew whewe it's bawwen A dweam is being bown

No mattew whewe they fowwow
No mattew whewe they wead
No mattew how they judge us
I'ww be evewyone you need

No mattew if the sun don't shine Ow if the skies awe bwue
No mattew what the ending My wife began wif you

I can't deny what I bewieve
I can't be what I'm not
I know this wove's fowevew
I know no mattew what

I can't deny what I bewieve I can't be what I'm not
I know this wove's fowevew
Dat's aww that mattews now No mattew what

De thundew is wowwing
De sky is bwack
It's gotten so dawk somehow
Dewe's gonna be dangew God, I wish we wewe back

We shouwd have been home by now
We shouwd have been home by now

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

R.

Tim · 04 Jun 2002, 22:32

LOL

Really great!!! What if Daffy Duck would sssssssssing the ssssssong??

Gina · 05 Jun 2002, 02:18

R!! LOL Only from your mind!! :P But..You know that's Lucy's favorite song!! LOL You may have to still watch your back yet!! ha ha. Thanks for the laugh though..I needed it bad!! See y'all Sunday!!

All The Best
~Gina

Timewarp.nl · 05 Jun 2002, 12:55

ROFLOL!

R. · 05 Jun 2002, 21:56

How about Cockney?

The bleedin' locusts are singgin'
The Sun is red
It's gotten so late somehow
There's gonna be Barney Rubble
Yer know wot they said
We should 'ave been 'ome by now
We should 'ave been 'ome by now
The ffunder is rollin'
The chuffin' sky is black
It's gotten so dark somehow
There's gonna be danger God I wish we were hammer and tack
We should 'ave been 'ome by now
We should 'ave been 'ome by now

No matter wot they tell us
No matter wot they do
No matter wot they teach us
Wot we believe is true
No matter wot they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find us own way hammer and tack
I can't deny wot 1 believe
I can't be wot I'm bloody well not
I know I'll luv forever, I know -
No matter wot, init?

If only tears were laughter
If only night were day
If only prayers were answered.
Then we would 'ear God say:
No matter wot they tell yer
No matter wot they do
No matter wot they teach yer
Wot yer believe is true

And I will keep yer safe and strong
And sheltered from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A dream is bein' born
No matter where they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter 'ow they judge us
I'll be evry geezer yer need
No matter if the sun don't shine
Or if the skies are blue
No matter wot the chuffin' endin'
Me life began wiv yer

I can't deny wot I believe
I can't be wot I'm bloody well not
I know this luv's forever
I know no matter wot
I can't deny wot believe
I can't be wot I'm not
I know this luv's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter wot

The ffunder is rollin'
The chuffin' sky is black
It's gotten so dark somehow
There's gonna be danger God I wish we were hammer and tack
We should 'ave been 'ome by now
We should 'ave been 'ome by now

Steve · 11 Jun 2002, 03:05

I think this might be Thames English, R, rather than Cockney - you know, Essex Man and all that!

Cockney would be be more "watcher mite", and "Laandan" - nice rhymes though.

I would do the Welsh version - but I don't speak it!

Rob The Badger · 03 Aug 2002, 16:23

The locusts are singin'
The Sun is red,
It's gotten so late sum'ow . . .
There's gonna be trouble,
Ye know wot thé sé
We shoulda bin 'aume by now
We shoulda bin 'aume by now
The thunder is rollin', see
The sky is black!
It's gotten so dark sum'au
There's gonna be deanger, God/t I wish we were back
We shoulda bin 'aume by now
We shoulda bin 'aume by now

No matter wot they tell us
No matter wot they do
No matter wot they teach us
Wot we believe is true
No matter wot they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find 'rr'own way back
I can't deny wot I believe
I can't be wot am not
I know I'll love forever, I know -
No matter wot, see?

If only tears were laughter
If only night was day
If only prayers were answered.
Then we would 'ear God sé:
No matter wot they tell yuó
No matter wot they do
No matter wot they teach yú
Wot yuó believe is true

And I will keep you safe and strong
And sheltered from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A drream is bein' born
No matter where they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter 'ow they judge us
I'll be evry one yuó need
No matter if the sun don't shine
Or if the skies are blue
No matter wot the end is,
Me life began eith yóu

I can't deny wot I believe
I can't be wot I'm not
I know this luv's forever
I know no matter wot
I can't deny wot believe
I can't be wot I'm not
I know this luv's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter wot

The thunder is rollin'
The sky is black
It's gotten so dark sum'au
There's gonna be dénger God, I wish we were back
We shoulda bin 'aume by now
We shoulda bin 'aume by now

Now, En Español:

Las langostas están cantando el sol son rojas él se consiguen tan atrasado de alguna manera allí van a ser apuro que usted sabe lo que él nos dijo debe haber sido casero ahora nosotros debe haber sido casero ahora el trueno está rodando el cielo es negro se consigue así que la obscuridad de alguna manera allí va a ser dios del peligro nos deseo estaba detrás nosotros debo haber sido casero ahora nosotros debo haber sido casero ahora No importa qué nos dicen no importa qué lo hacen no importa qué nos enseñan que lo que creemos es verdad no importa qué nos llaman sin embargo que atacan no importa dónde nos toman encontraremos nuestra propia parte posteriora de la manera no puedo negar lo que me cree 1 no puede ser cuál no soy yo me conozco amaré por siempre, sé - no importa qué. Si solamente los rasgones eran risa si solamente la noche era día si solamente los rezos fueron contestados. Entonces oiríamos a dios decimos: No importa qué le dicen que no importa qué lo hacen no importa qué enseñan usted qué usted cree son verdades Y le mantendré seguro y fuerte y abrigado de la tormenta no importa dónde es estéril se está llevando el sueño de A no importa dónde siguen no importa dónde conducen no importa cómo nos juzgan que seré cada uno usted no necesita ninguna materia si el sol no brilla o si los cielos son azules no importa qué el conclusión mi vida comenzó con usted No puedo negar lo que me creo no puedo ser cuál no soy yo me conozco este amor sé por siempre no importa qué no puedo negar qué me creen no pueden ser cuáles no soy yo sé este amor por siempre que ahora sea todo ese las materias no importa qué El trueno está rodando el cielo es negro que se consigue así que la obscuridad de alguna manera allí va a ser dios del peligro, yo nos desea estaba detrás nosotros debe haber sido casera ahora nosotros debe haber sido casera ahora

airhead · 02 Mar 2005, 22:48

Remember this, R?

Rob The Badger · 02 Mar 2005, 23:30

Wow, I was a tosspot...oh wait...change that 'was' for 'am'...

04 Jun 2002, 22:11	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Imagine ... Elmer Fudd would do 'Home By Now - No Matter What'. The lyrics: Music and Wywics by: Jim Steinman De wocusts awe singing De Sun is wed It's gotten so wate somehow Dewe's gonna be twoubwe You know what they said We shouwd have been home by now We shouwd have been home by now De thundew is wowwing De sky is bwack It's gotten so dawk somehow Dewe's gonna be dangew God I wish we wewe back We shouwd have been home by now We shouwd have been home by now No mattew what they teww us No mattew what they do No mattew what they teach us What we bewieve is twue No mattew what they caww us Howevew they attack No mattew whewe they take us We'ww find ouw own way back I can't deny what I bewieve I can't be what I'm not I know I'ww wove fowevew, I know - No mattew what. If onwy teaws wewe waughtew If onwy night was day If onwy pwayews wewe answewed. Den we wouwd heaw God say: No mattew what they teww you No mattew what they do No mattew what they teach you What you bewieve is twue And I wiww keep you safe and stwong And shewtewed fwom the stowm No mattew whewe it's bawwen A dweam is being bown No mattew whewe they fowwow No mattew whewe they wead No mattew how they judge us I'ww be evewyone you need No mattew if the sun don't shine Ow if the skies awe bwue No mattew what the ending My wife began wif you I can't deny what I bewieve I can't be what I'm not I know this wove's fowevew I know no mattew what I can't deny what I bewieve I can't be what I'm not I know this wove's fowevew Dat's aww that mattews now No mattew what De thundew is wowwing De sky is bwack It's gotten so dawk somehow Dewe's gonna be dangew God, I wish we wewe back We shouwd have been home by now We shouwd have been home by now http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ R.

03 Aug 2002, 16:23	#7
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	The Welsh Version The locusts are singin' The Sun is red, It's gotten so late sum'ow . . . There's gonna be trouble, Ye know wot thé sé We shoulda bin 'aume by now We shoulda bin 'aume by now The thunder is rollin', see The sky is black! It's gotten so dark sum'au There's gonna be deanger, God/t I wish we were back We shoulda bin 'aume by now We shoulda bin 'aume by now No matter wot they tell us No matter wot they do No matter wot they teach us Wot we believe is true No matter wot they call us However they attack No matter where they take us We'll find 'rr'own way back I can't deny wot I believe I can't be wot am not I know I'll love forever, I know - No matter wot, see? If only tears were laughter If only night was day If only prayers were answered. Then we would 'ear God sé: No matter wot they tell yuó No matter wot they do No matter wot they teach yú Wot yuó believe is true And I will keep you safe and strong And sheltered from the storm No matter where it's barren A drream is bein' born No matter where they follow No matter where they lead No matter 'ow they judge us I'll be evry one yuó need No matter if the sun don't shine Or if the skies are blue No matter wot the end is, Me life began eith yóu I can't deny wot I believe I can't be wot I'm not I know this luv's forever I know no matter wot I can't deny wot believe I can't be wot I'm not I know this luv's forever That's all that matters now No matter wot The thunder is rollin' The sky is black It's gotten so dark sum'au There's gonna be dénger God, I wish we were back We shoulda bin 'aume by now We shoulda bin 'aume by now Now, En Español: Las langostas están cantando el sol son rojas él se consiguen tan atrasado de alguna manera allí van a ser apuro que usted sabe lo que él nos dijo debe haber sido casero ahora nosotros debe haber sido casero ahora el trueno está rodando el cielo es negro se consigue así que la obscuridad de alguna manera allí va a ser dios del peligro nos deseo estaba detrás nosotros debo haber sido casero ahora nosotros debo haber sido casero ahora No importa qué nos dicen no importa qué lo hacen no importa qué nos enseñan que lo que creemos es verdad no importa qué nos llaman sin embargo que atacan no importa dónde nos toman encontraremos nuestra propia parte posteriora de la manera no puedo negar lo que me cree 1 no puede ser cuál no soy yo me conozco amaré por siempre, sé - no importa qué. Si solamente los rasgones eran risa si solamente la noche era día si solamente los rezos fueron contestados. Entonces oiríamos a dios decimos: No importa qué le dicen que no importa qué lo hacen no importa qué enseñan usted qué usted cree son verdades Y le mantendré seguro y fuerte y abrigado de la tormenta no importa dónde es estéril se está llevando el sueño de A no importa dónde siguen no importa dónde conducen no importa cómo nos juzgan que seré cada uno usted no necesita ninguna materia si el sol no brilla o si los cielos son azules no importa qué el conclusión mi vida comenzó con usted No puedo negar lo que me creo no puedo ser cuál no soy yo me conozco este amor sé por siempre no importa qué no puedo negar qué me creen no pueden ser cuáles no soy yo sé este amor por siempre que ahora sea todo ese las materias no importa qué El trueno está rodando el cielo es negro que se consigue así que la obscuridad de alguna manera allí va a ser dios del peligro, yo nos desea estaba detrás nosotros debe haber sido casera ahora nosotros debe haber sido casera ahora

04 Jun 2002, 22:32	#2
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	LOL Really great!!! What if Daffy Duck would sssssssssing the ssssssong??

05 Jun 2002, 02:18	#3
Gina Senior Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: North Carolina, US Posts: 152	R!! LOL Only from your mind!! :P But..You know that's Lucy's favorite song!! LOL You may have to still watch your back yet!! ha ha. Thanks for the laugh though..I needed it bad!! See y'all Sunday!! All The Best ~Gina

05 Jun 2002, 12:55	#4
Timewarp.nl Senior Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania Or Middle Earth Posts: 133	ROFLOL!

05 Jun 2002, 21:56	#5
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	How about Cockney? The bleedin' locusts are singgin' The Sun is red It's gotten so late somehow There's gonna be Barney Rubble Yer know wot they said We should 'ave been 'ome by now We should 'ave been 'ome by now The ffunder is rollin' The chuffin' sky is black It's gotten so dark somehow There's gonna be danger God I wish we were hammer and tack We should 'ave been 'ome by now We should 'ave been 'ome by now No matter wot they tell us No matter wot they do No matter wot they teach us Wot we believe is true No matter wot they call us However they attack No matter where they take us We'll find us own way hammer and tack I can't deny wot 1 believe I can't be wot I'm bloody well not I know I'll luv forever, I know - No matter wot, init? If only tears were laughter If only night were day If only prayers were answered. Then we would 'ear God say: No matter wot they tell yer No matter wot they do No matter wot they teach yer Wot yer believe is true And I will keep yer safe and strong And sheltered from the storm No matter where it's barren A dream is bein' born No matter where they follow No matter where they lead No matter 'ow they judge us I'll be evry geezer yer need No matter if the sun don't shine Or if the skies are blue No matter wot the chuffin' endin' Me life began wiv yer I can't deny wot I believe I can't be wot I'm bloody well not I know this luv's forever I know no matter wot I can't deny wot believe I can't be wot I'm not I know this luv's forever That's all that matters now No matter wot The ffunder is rollin' The chuffin' sky is black It's gotten so dark somehow There's gonna be danger God I wish we were hammer and tack We should 'ave been 'ome by now We should 'ave been 'ome by now

11 Jun 2002, 03:05	#6
Steve Senior Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Staring through the fire at the future Posts: 157	I think this might be Thames English, R, rather than Cockney - you know, Essex Man and all that! Cockney would be be more "watcher mite", and "Laandan" - nice rhymes though. I would do the Welsh version - but I don't speak it!

02 Mar 2005, 22:48	#8
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Remember this, R?

02 Mar 2005, 23:30	#9
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Wow, I was a tosspot...oh wait...change that 'was' for 'am'...