warning to ALL men

[RDH]draconia · 04 Feb 2004, 11:51

Police are warning all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occured.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female will even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

If you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

BadAttitude · 04 Feb 2004, 11:58

Ok, I can't stop laughing that was great.

These poor, poor men.

Love & Happiness
~Autumn~

Pudding · 04 Feb 2004, 12:13

Hey I resemble that remark do you mind

I couldn't help noticing thought that the statement came from someone who's from ESSEX

Pud

DIZZY DRUMMER · 04 Feb 2004, 15:39

Drac

Nice one

Does Meat like beer

heat · 04 Feb 2004, 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Does Meat like beer

He's more of a Tequilla fan - a man after me own heart....

LostSoul · 04 Feb 2004, 16:01

Scary!

Cabbie212 · 04 Feb 2004, 16:11

Very funny !!

RoknRollJesus · 04 Feb 2004, 16:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Does Meat like beer

I like the way you think fallen angel!

A tequila man eh? Well, liquor is quicker...

jo

ChrissybabezNI · 04 Feb 2004, 18:48

Lmao, I actually thought that was serious at the start ROFL

Gez · 04 Feb 2004, 18:54

Why is everyone finding this funny.

I thought someone had found my letter and said it out loud ( waz that in a song??).

I'll post further after my second hole

original sin · 04 Feb 2004, 20:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Why is everyone finding this funny.

I thought someone had found my letter and said it out loud ( waz that in a song??).

I'll post further after my second hole

So I can tell you to "T" off then?

[RDH]draconia · 04 Feb 2004, 21:26

please bear in mind that my friend who wrote this and i are from ESSEX

Gez · 04 Feb 2004, 23:36

Well Essex girls

(what can I say??), speaks for itself

........and sin you can even tell me to F................irst tee off

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 Feb 2004, 00:02

If this is true then i'm VERY worried.
An old friend of mine has just rang me up and asked me if I wanna go for a beer

*AndyK* · 05 Feb 2004, 00:05

lol Mouse... be afraid... be very afraid....

original sin · 05 Feb 2004, 00:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

If this is true then i'm VERY worried.
An old friend of mine has just rang me up and asked me if I wanna go for a beer

Mouse if it's a female friend be afraid! If it's a male friend be very very afraid

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 Feb 2004, 00:17

I think i'll start packing

If anyone asks, you haven't seen me OK

*AndyK* · 05 Feb 2004, 00:29

Seen who?

Skeleton · 05 Feb 2004, 14:05

Drac, that was nice one.

Gez · 06 Feb 2004, 18:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I think i'll start packing

If anyone asks, you haven't seen me OK

Don't panic Mouse, it was me who rang you up....as a wind up

Fallen Angel · 06 Feb 2004, 21:34

Best thing i've heard all week!!

04 Feb 2004, 11:51	#1
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	warning to ALL men Police are warning all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occured. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female will even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. If you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

04 Feb 2004, 11:58	#2
BadAttitude Super Loafer Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Florida Posts: 482	Ok, I can't stop laughing that was great. These poor, poor men. Love & Happiness ~Autumn~

04 Feb 2004, 12:13	#3
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Hey I resemble that remark do you mind I couldn't help noticing thought that the statement came from someone who's from ESSEX Pud

04 Feb 2004, 15:39	#4
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Drac Nice one Does Meat like beer

04 Feb 2004, 16:01	#6
LostSoul Got metal? Join Date: 06.11.2003 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,109	Scary!

04 Feb 2004, 16:11	#7
Cabbie212 Loafer Join Date: 17.11.2003 Location: London Posts: 59	Very funny !!

04 Feb 2004, 18:48	#9
ChrissybabezNI Super Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland Posts: 352	Lmao, I actually thought that was serious at the start ROFL

04 Feb 2004, 18:54	#10
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Why is everyone finding this funny. I thought someone had found my letter and said it out loud ( waz that in a song??). I'll post further after my second hole

04 Feb 2004, 21:26	#12
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	please bear in mind that my friend who wrote this and i are from ESSEX

04 Feb 2004, 23:36	#13
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Well Essex girls (what can I say??), speaks for itself ........and sin you can even tell me to F................irst tee off

05 Feb 2004, 00:02	#14
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	If this is true then i'm VERY worried. An old friend of mine has just rang me up and asked me if I wanna go for a beer

05 Feb 2004, 00:05	#15
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	lol Mouse... be afraid... be very afraid....

05 Feb 2004, 00:17	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I think i'll start packing If anyone asks, you haven't seen me OK

05 Feb 2004, 00:29	#18
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Seen who?

05 Feb 2004, 14:05	#19
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Drac, that was nice one.

06 Feb 2004, 21:34	#21
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	Best thing i've heard all week!!