WORSHIP US!!!

mszee · 21 Mar 2007, 21:44

Alright...so I ripped it off another forum...so go and sue me...

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

CHISB!!!

Chris · 21 Mar 2007, 21:46

The downside to women over 40 - They are old enough to be my mother!!

mszee · 21 Mar 2007, 21:53

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Originally Posted by Chris

The downside to women over 40 - They are old enough to be my mother!!

Why don't you check with them if, in fact, they ARE your mother first???

Just a suggestion...

Pudding · 25 Mar 2007, 14:00

If I wasn't married, I'd be taking my chances with a woman under 40 than over 40

Pud

SamCat · 25 Mar 2007, 14:51

Ah but would they want to take their chances with you?!!!

**Monstro** · 25 Mar 2007, 15:04

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Originally Posted by SamCat

Ah but would they want to take their chances with you?!!!

**RadioMaster** · 25 Mar 2007, 16:44

well, not now, but I think in the future I'll get a crush on women over fourty

mszee · 25 Mar 2007, 18:39

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

well, not now, but I think in the future I'll get a crush on women over fourty

And you're just 18...so...no comments from the peanut gallery...

mszee · 25 Mar 2007, 19:08

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Originally Posted by SamCat

Ah but would they want to take their chances with you?!!!

You said it all, sister...cheers!

Rockette · 26 Mar 2007, 06:21

Well, at my age of just over 40, (did anyone notice the clunk as my nose hit the screen?) I long for a younger man in my life! They make excellent window cleaners.

mszee · 26 Mar 2007, 15:14

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Originally Posted by Rockette

Well, at my age of just over 40, (did anyone notice the clunk as my nose hit the screen?) I long for a younger man in my life! They make excellent window cleaners.

Forgot package carriers

mszee · 26 Mar 2007, 20:06

Something came to mind today...

Give any man on this forum...no matter what age...a chance with Patti...and I want to see how many will decline...hmmm...

**RadioMaster** · 26 Mar 2007, 20:14

now make them choose between Patti and Aspen....do I have to continue here?

mszee · 26 Mar 2007, 20:20

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

now make them choose between Patti and Aspen....do I have to continue here?

You can continue...surely you can...

I've seen both in Paradise...

While Patti gets you totally going...

Aspen is like annoying bug jumping on Meat...I kept thinking I want to get up on the stage and swipe her like a bug...

21 Mar 2007, 21:44	#1
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	WORSHIP US!!! Alright...so I ripped it off another forum...so go and sue me... In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: "As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!" CHISB!!!

25 Mar 2007, 16:44	#7
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	well, not now, but I think in the future I'll get a crush on women over fourty when I just turned 80

21 Mar 2007, 21:46	#2
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	The downside to women over 40 - They are old enough to be my mother!!

25 Mar 2007, 14:00	#4
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	If I wasn't married, I'd be taking my chances with a woman under 40 than over 40 Pud

25 Mar 2007, 14:51	#5
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 12.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Ah but would they want to take their chances with you?!!!

26 Mar 2007, 06:21	#10
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Well, at my age of *just* over 40, (did anyone notice the clunk as my nose hit the screen?) I long for a younger man in my life! They make excellent window cleaners.

26 Mar 2007, 20:06	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Something came to mind today... Give any man on this forum...no matter what age...a chance with Patti...and I want to see how many will decline...hmmm...

26 Mar 2007, 20:14	#13
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	now make them choose between Patti and Aspen....do I have to continue here?