Off Topic Guide & Popular Threads

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Jul 2003, 13:30

Hi everyone

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Although I don't want to be too strict in moderation,please consider the following guide lines for the benifit of other users.

Postwhoring and general off topic chatting should be restricted to the Postwhores topic.Please stay on topic on other subjects.

Please do not reply to you're own posts.If you wish to add something to a post that has not been answered,use the edit function.If you're post has been answered,feel free to post again.

If you are having a conversation with one other member,consider continuing you're conversation via PM to keep the boards as clear as possible.Of course,if more than two people are talking,you are more than welcome to use the Postwhores topic.

As everywhere else on the forums,absoloutly NO flaming or personal attacks will be tolerated.If there is a problem,PM Diane,R. or myself.

Please note however, that we reserve the right to ban any user who compares any member of site staff to female hygene products such as lavender soap, floral body fragrance, or sanitary items.

I don't want to many rules.
More rules = less fun

But we do want this to be a friendly,welcoming and fun place for all our members

Thank you,and keep posting

F.M.

edit to make this an announcement

*AndyK* · 02 Feb 2004, 23:34

Just a reminder to everyone that the forum rules apply here too!

We intend to keep off topic as a friendly and fun place to be, a refuge from the stresses and strains of daily life out in the big scary real world!

Remember though to abide by ALL the rules, The mods reserve the right to enforce them at any time, without hesitation without question and no correspondance will be entered into without signed notes from my dad and the dog!

Have fun, and remember .... none of you are allowed to be funnier than The Flying Mouse or I

AndyK

**The Flying Mouse** · 14 May 2004, 03:21

As duplicate threads are often started because the original thread cannot be found, here is a list of links to popular threads.
Please note that this is NOT a substitute for the search function, merely a direct link service for popular threads, and questions commonly asked.

The joke box. [Link]
And here
Heard a good joke lately?
Heard a bad joke lately?
Share it here.

Need help?

Feeling down? [Link]
Problems of the heart?

Burnt your dinner?

Want to share?

Then baby, your life is a lemon.
We can't give refunds, but Auntie Sin will listen to your problems over a nice cuppa tea here.
Alternatively, you can find some sort of therapy here.

Computer probs? [Link]
The big thing with flashing lights that is attatched to the TV that get's no channels giving you problems?

Was there a really big bang and a lot of smoke?

Are quantum physics theories invented just to really confuse everyone?

Ask Uncle Chris and Uncle Rob about all problems technical here.
If these guys can't help, I guess your screwed.

Getting to know you.

Who are you? [Link]
First time to the forum, or long time browser who's never got round to joining?
Come and introduce yourself in the New Members thread here.
Don't be nervous.

We don't bite

hard.

You're guarenteed a warm welcome.

What do we all look like? [Link]
Continued [Link]
Find out here.
Join in, but be warned, we will know if your posting pictures from the argos extras catolouge.

Wanna comment on what we look like? [Link]
As above, V2 is here Link
Stop laughing

, compose yourself

and be kind.

How old are we? [Link]
Part 2 Link
From brat's out of hell to Rock & Roll fogies we have them all here.

Only thing guarenteed is that they'll all stay Forever Young

(god that's cheesy even by my standards

)
Check it out here.
But remember two things.
1. Never expect Meat to give an accurate answer in this thread.

2. These change every year, although i'm sure there's been some editing.

Happy birthday to who? [Link]
When's it your birthday?
Share here, add it to the calendar and don't forget to book your party at the Bat & Belfry early.

Quote:

These change every year.

These don't. Or at least shouldn't

R. · 16 Feb 2005, 21:12

Some popular threads have been merged:

Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

Official Time Of the Day Thread (Good Morning Good Night)

R. · 14 Apr 2007, 16:40

Cleaned the stickies a little bit:

Merged Off Topic Guide and Popular Threads into this one.
Unsticked "Threapy, anyone?"

*AndyK* · 16 Apr 2007, 12:03

Personal Privacy thread has lost it's stickiness too.

28 Jul 2003, 13:30	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Off Topic Guide & Popular Threads Hi everyone . Although I don't want to be too strict in moderation,please consider the following guide lines for the benifit of other users. Postwhoring and general off topic chatting should be restricted to the Postwhores topic.Please stay on topic on other subjects. Please do not reply to you're own posts.If you wish to add something to a post that has not been answered,use the edit function.If you're post has been answered,feel free to post again. If you are having a conversation with one other member,consider continuing you're conversation via PM to keep the boards as clear as possible.Of course,if more than two people are talking,you are more than welcome to use the Postwhores topic. As everywhere else on the forums,absoloutly NO flaming or personal attacks will be tolerated.If there is a problem,PM Diane,R. or myself. Please note however, that we reserve the right to ban any user who compares any member of site staff to female hygene products such as lavender soap, floral body fragrance, or sanitary items. I don't want to many rules. More rules = less fun But we do want this to be a friendly,welcoming and fun place for all our members Thank you,and keep posting F.M. edit to make this an announcement Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 06 Aug 2010 at 23:04.

14 Apr 2007, 16:40	#5
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Cleaned the stickies a little bit: Merged Off Topic Guide and Popular Threads into this one. Unsticked "Threapy, anyone?"

02 Feb 2004, 23:34	#2
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Just a reminder to everyone that the forum rules apply here too! We intend to keep off topic as a friendly and fun place to be, a refuge from the stresses and strains of daily life out in the big scary real world! Remember though to abide by ALL the rules, The mods reserve the right to enforce them at any time, without hesitation without question and no correspondance will be entered into without signed notes from my dad and the dog! Have fun, and remember .... none of you are allowed to be funnier than The Flying Mouse or I AndyK

16 Feb 2005, 21:12	#4
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Some popular threads have been merged: Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread) Official Time Of the Day Thread (Good Morning Good Night)

16 Apr 2007, 12:03	#6
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Personal Privacy thread has lost it's stickiness too.