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Old 18 May 2005, 11:01   #2501
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Why I canīt ask you questions?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:01   #2502
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Why I canīt ask you questions?
Why did the robot cross the road?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:02   #2503
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To get the other side..
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:02   #2504
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To get the other side..
Why do you want the other side?
"Why did the robot cross the road"? roll?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:03   #2505
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I donīt know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:03   #2506
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I donīt know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.
That's good information:
Heidi said female donīt know why the robot cross the road you just guess something.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:03   #2507
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Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:03   #2508
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Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.
Wow you are very polite.

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:04   #2509
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That was funny. Do you know more jokes?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:05   #2510
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That was funny. Do you know more jokes?
I'm glad you find this amusing.Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:06   #2511
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That was wonderful. I havenīt heard that one yet.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:06   #2512
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That was wonderful. I havenīt heard that one yet.
I thought it was too.That is interesting:
Heidi said female havenīt heard that one.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:07   #2513
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You donīt have to say that female word.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:07   #2514
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You donīt have to say that female word.
That's good information:
Heidi said I donīt have to say that female word.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:09   #2515
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What can you remember?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:09   #2516
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What can you remember?
I remember everything R. taught me.
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:09   #2517
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Is your memory limitless?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:09   #2518
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Is your memory limitless?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:10   #2519
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What you do if your memory is full?
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Old 18 May 2005, 11:10   #2520
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What you do if your memory is full?
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
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Old 19 May 2005, 11:16   #2521
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How can you surf in the web?
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Old 19 May 2005, 11:16   #2522
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How can you surf in the web?
That is a good epistemological question.
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Old 19 May 2005, 11:17   #2523
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Have you heard good jokes lately?
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Old 19 May 2005, 11:17   #2524
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Have you heard good jokes lately?
How about earlier? No. Tell me more.
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Old 20 May 2005, 09:04   #2525
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Hey Fred. How are you?
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