Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 115

airhead · 04 May 2004, 00:27

*sleepwalks from b and b in nothing but a t shirt and a pair of knickers into b and b, walks to bar and spreads self all over it*

snore... dontwannagotoschool... horriblehomework.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

KebLou · 04 May 2004, 09:44

Wake-up call time,

*puts on ELTEE*

I hope you enjoy.

airhead · 04 May 2004, 22:05

*wakes up and realizes she is only in her t shirt and knickers and runs through bar, into street and into B and B*

black dog · 04 May 2004, 22:41

*throws a towel at Airhead to help her cover up.*

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

KebLou · 04 May 2004, 22:46

Of Course you can BD
*hands Black Dog a pineapple barcadi breezer*

Testify · 05 May 2004, 00:20

can i have a bud please, ta

Caz · 05 May 2004, 13:02

Coffee, black, two sweetners please, thank you .... and make it quick

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 May 2004, 18:18

Coming right up

KebLou · 06 May 2004, 09:55

Wake-up Call,

*puts on FCOL*

enjoy yourselves, have fun at work.

Testify · 06 May 2004, 19:58

can i geta bud please

ta

black dog · 06 May 2004, 23:52

one bud coming up for Testify

KebLou · 07 May 2004, 09:14

Wake-up call

*puts on AFL*

I got a bit bored of FCOL, esp. as someone keeps on interupting it, I thought we needed a change.

Caz · 07 May 2004, 12:53

I slept through the wake up call *runs around like a headless chicken getting ready for work* ...... coffee, black, two sweetners and quicker than last time

airhead · 08 May 2004, 00:18

HI EVERYONE!!!!

I'M HAPPY AGAIN AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

*rollerskates through bar naked with several policemen chasing after her*

WOOOOO!!!! COME ON BOYS, I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!!!

Gez · 09 May 2004, 22:39

Evening all! Hello Hello Hello there...a man in uniform I see.....Pinta Stella and I'll put my hancuffs and Truncheon on the table

black dog · 09 May 2004, 22:49

one pint of Stella for Gerry

Stop staring at Airhead, Gerry.

Do you coppers want anything to drink?

Gez · 09 May 2004, 22:57

I know what you're saying......I hope thats just a Badge he's flashing

Testify · 09 May 2004, 23:06

bud please

airhead · 09 May 2004, 23:17

cos i'm worth it!

*is escorted out of pub with a coppers jacket on*

Oi, who's going to bail me out????

KebLou · 09 May 2004, 23:25

Not me, I have no money and even so its your own fault,

black dog · 09 May 2004, 23:37

one bud for Testify.

I think we'd better start a fund raise for Airheads bail. Any donations greatfully received

airhead · 09 May 2004, 23:41

*sits in police station with hands on chin bored stupid*

Tralalalaaaa... wonder what happens if I push this button?

*pushes button on wall... lights start flashing and the sprinklers start*

Oh its the fire alarm button!!!

*angry policemen stop bell and chucks airhead into the cell*

Caz · 09 May 2004, 23:42

Yikes ... don't look at me ... i'm on holiday in four weeks need all my money

black dog · 10 May 2004, 00:43

*Rattles collecting tin*

Any donations for the RELEASE AIRHEAD FUND

airhead · 10 May 2004, 00:47

*4 coppers come in stressed out with lank hair and dark eyes*

*puts in a pound each*

Whiskey... and lots of it... that airhead is too much....

04 May 2004, 00:27	#2851
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	sleepwalks from b and b in nothing but a t shirt and a pair of knickers into b and b, walks to bar and spreads self all over it snore... dontwannagotoschool... horriblehomework.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

04 May 2004, 09:44	#2852
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Wake-up call time, puts on ELTEE I hope you enjoy.

04 May 2004, 22:05	#2853
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	wakes up and realizes she is only in her t shirt and knickers and runs through bar, into street and into B and B

04 May 2004, 22:41	#2854
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	throws a towel at Airhead to help her cover up. Could I have a pineapple breezer please

04 May 2004, 22:46	#2855
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Of Course you can BD hands Black Dog a pineapple barcadi breezer

05 May 2004, 00:20	#2856
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	can i have a bud please, ta

05 May 2004, 13:02	#2857
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Coffee, black, two sweetners please, thank you .... and make it quick

05 May 2004, 18:18	#2858
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Coming right up

06 May 2004, 09:55	#2859
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Wake-up Call, puts on FCOL enjoy yourselves, have fun at work.

06 May 2004, 19:58	#2860
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	can i geta bud please ta

06 May 2004, 23:52	#2861
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	one bud coming up for Testify

07 May 2004, 09:14	#2862
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Wake-up call puts on AFL I got a bit bored of FCOL, esp. as someone keeps on interupting it, I thought we needed a change.

07 May 2004, 12:53	#2863
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	I slept through the wake up call runs around like a headless chicken getting ready for work ...... coffee, black, two sweetners and quicker than last time

08 May 2004, 00:18	#2864
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	HI EVERYONE!!!! I'M HAPPY AGAIN AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!! rollerskates through bar naked with several policemen chasing after her WOOOOO!!!! COME ON BOYS, I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!!!

09 May 2004, 22:39	#2865
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Evening all! Hello Hello Hello there...a man in uniform I see.....Pinta Stella and I'll put my hancuffs and Truncheon on the table

09 May 2004, 22:49	#2866
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	one pint of Stella for Gerry Stop staring at Airhead, Gerry. Do you coppers want anything to drink?

09 May 2004, 22:57	#2867
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	I know what you're saying......I hope thats just a Badge he's flashing

09 May 2004, 23:06	#2868
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	bud please

09 May 2004, 23:17	#2869
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	cos i'm worth it! is escorted out of pub with a coppers jacket on Oi, who's going to bail me out????

09 May 2004, 23:25	#2870
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Not me, I have no money and even so its your own fault,

09 May 2004, 23:37	#2871
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	one bud for Testify. I think we'd better start a fund raise for Airheads bail. Any donations greatfully received

09 May 2004, 23:41	#2872
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	sits in police station with hands on chin bored stupid Tralalalaaaa... wonder what happens if I push this button? pushes button on wall... lights start flashing and the sprinklers start Oh its the fire alarm button!!! angry policemen stop bell and chucks airhead into the cell

09 May 2004, 23:42	#2873
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Yikes ... don't look at me ... i'm on holiday in four weeks need all my money

10 May 2004, 00:43	#2874
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Rattles collecting tin Any donations for the RELEASE AIRHEAD FUND

10 May 2004, 00:47	#2875
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	4 coppers come in stressed out with lank hair and dark eyes puts in a pound each Whiskey... and lots of it... that airhead is too much....