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Old 08 May 2008, 00:48   #28926
Lord Kagan
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ah but i didnt cause it was a with held number
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Old 08 May 2008, 00:50   #28927
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uuh. very tricky!!
was it it?
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Old 08 May 2008, 00:54   #28928
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haha.. he deleted it... such a coward lol
who??????
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Old 08 May 2008, 00:59   #28929
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uuh. very tricky!!
was it it?
aye in tears lol
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:01   #28930
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who??????
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aye in tears lol
loool well done you!!
I mean, what have you done now?? tut tut
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:02   #28931
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actually nothing, do i ever do anything?
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:03   #28932
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuVh...eature=related

brilliant
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:32   #28933
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actually nothing, do i ever do anything?
umm...no. and i bet that´s the reason for the tears
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:33   #28934
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Top Tip of the day:

When walking the dog, don't put dog biscuits in a leg pocket in the trousers being worn ... that only leads to being mugged by a pack of hungry labradors!

That is so funny..i can just picture that
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:37   #28935
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Better for the leg they were hungry and not horny lol
And that is even funnier....
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:38   #28936
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umm...no. and i bet that´s the reason for the tears
ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i had my fun
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:51   #28937
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9...eature=related

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Old 08 May 2008, 01:52   #28938
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Need to make my bed... Have to clear it first !!!!!!!
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Old 08 May 2008, 01:55   #28939
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i know that feeling..lol
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Old 08 May 2008, 02:03   #28940
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Emma, I´ve got a real treat here for you. Wish it´d already be the end of July so that I could hand it over to you
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Old 08 May 2008, 02:11   #28941
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Emma, I´ve got a real treat here for you. Wish it´d already be the end of July so that I could hand it over to you
Ah thank you hon Have you finally got us that double date with Randy and Paul!!!!
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Old 08 May 2008, 02:18   #28942
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Ah thank you hon Have you finally got us that double date with Randy and Paul!!!!
Oh blimey!! It should have been a surprise
Now I gotta find another treat for you...
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Old 08 May 2008, 02:21   #28943
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Ha ha i dont mind i like that one!!!
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Old 08 May 2008, 03:18   #28944
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Tired..need to sleep
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:00   #28945
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My doctor is a bloody genius

Went to see him today because of some pains in my leg.
He weighed me, then he measured how tall I am, and came up with the following amazing diagnosis.............




I'm overweight
Didn't see that coming did you?

Before weighing me or measuring my height, I think it would have been a good idea to actually open his eyes and take a look at what the hell he was weighing

Think all those years of study really paid off for him
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:20   #28946
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It's frightening the things that some doctors come out with, three years ago I was diagnosed with something and they 'forgot' to tell me
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:30   #28947
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When I was 4, my mum took me to the doc's with a cough, he in turn sent me to hospital for an x ray (Dr Hillman was a careful, caring, and thorough man).
Got the all clear from the hospital
11 years old, I start getting bad pains in my right hip.
Go back hospital.
They get that 7 year old x ray out and take another look, and congratulations, we found TB on it
You win 2 years of pain and the chance to have half your hip removed
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:32   #28948
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It scares me to death that doctors get things that wrong
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:46   #28949
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Far too many compliments today, not used to this
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Old 08 May 2008, 16:53   #28950
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Far too many compliments today, not used to this
Would you feel happier if we all threw some abuse your way?
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