Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 116

KebLou · 10 May 2004, 09:38

Okay, its that time again

*puts on ELTEE*

black dog · 10 May 2004, 10:30

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

airhead · 10 May 2004, 17:39

*sends pub a letter from jail*

Dear meaters...

I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!!

love your nutty friend,

eddie

Caz · 11 May 2004, 00:15

*rushes off to eddie's room ... grabs clothes that were lying on the floor, sends them to the cell .... gently tells eddie, you're in here for a while, coz nobody is putting anything in the tin ... last i saw all we had were four pound coins, two peanuts and a couple of bud lids*

Caz · 11 May 2004, 00:18

*looks out of door ... and she wondered why she got arrested*

KebLou · 11 May 2004, 09:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

he he, if only you could hear how loud my music really was.

Wake-up call, up now!

*puts on ELTEE, really loud*

Have fun!

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

airhead · 11 May 2004, 22:35

Thanks Caz!!!

Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button?

Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!!

Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT????

Oh great. No south park?????

No simpsons????

Surely there must be Steptoe???? *sniffle*

oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!

Testify · 11 May 2004, 23:07

dont suppose i can get a bud in this place?

KebLou · 11 May 2004, 23:16

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

Caz · 11 May 2004, 23:20

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

KebLou · 11 May 2004, 23:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caz

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

Like it will get to Eddie, it will end up in his office. Oh well call me cynical but thats what I think, also do you think they will allow it to enter without them taking it to pieces.

Caz · 11 May 2004, 23:33

That's true keb ... but hey ... she can't say i didn't try can she

More to the point ... how has she got internet access?? Has she hijacked the Police Computer

KebLou · 11 May 2004, 23:40

lol, looks like it, what shall we do?

*searches round pockets*

Ok I'm wearing an army all in one so I have lots of pockets.

*finds a couple of quid in a hidden pocket*

You didn't see that? ok here you go £2 from my pockets and £10 from my lunch money.

Caz · 11 May 2004, 23:44

Okay, that's £10, plus £2, plus the other £4 that makes £16 ... bail was set at £30 so we need another £14

come on you lot ... surely we can raise £14 to get her out before she drives us insane

KebLou · 11 May 2004, 23:52

Someone owes me some money I will get it off of them tomorrow, so she will just have to wait until tomorrow night.

Testify · 11 May 2004, 23:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

cheers mate

Caz · 11 May 2004, 23:57

Cool keb ... okay i've lobbed in a couple of quid ... so all we need now is £14 i think *maths not my strong point*

KebLou · 12 May 2004, 00:01

*wanders upstairs goes straight to bed turns on music and puts it through some headphones*

Caz · 12 May 2004, 00:03

*wanders aimlessly around*

jumps in bed and sticks head under pillow again

airhead · 12 May 2004, 00:09

I was allowed a couple of hours "computer time"!!!!

Groan... I'm bored... I'm gonna pester the warden for a while you know... drive him mad... sneak bicarb of soda into his coffee again... watch him fizz.... did that last night!!! heeeeheeee!!!!

*takes a swig on her water and bites her bread, and foams to the mouth as a warden laughs his head off*

blaaaablaaaaahblaaahblaaaaah.....

KebLou · 12 May 2004, 09:43

Wake-up call, as no one complained yesterday I will do the same

*puts on ELTEE, as loud as it can go*

Hope you enjoy

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

Caz · 12 May 2004, 12:44

*Opens eyes*

Wow ... what a way to wake up

KebLou · 12 May 2004, 20:37

Funny, I ran out so quick I still had my slippers on, at least they were decent ones and not the half chewed by the dog (like most of my other slippers).

Caz, its a brilliant way to wake up, just don't thank me, it wasn't my idea.

Testify · 12 May 2004, 20:49

can i geta bud please, ta

airhead · 12 May 2004, 22:00

*gets out of police car*

Bye hunni's!

*kisses copper cheekily and the copper groans, and bangs his head against the steering wheel stressed out*

*s~~~~s up to bar*

Well... well... welll... just when I was planning my escape involving spoons I got a bail from my good friend Caz...

*police come back in stressed out again, and grab eddies arm*

Oh yeah... the cherry bomb in the toilet... classic...

*bundled back in police car*

10 May 2004, 09:38	#2876
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Okay, its that time again puts on ELTEE

10 May 2004, 10:30	#2877
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	jumps out of skin Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

10 May 2004, 17:39	#2878
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	sends pub a letter from jail Dear meaters... I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!! love your nutty friend, eddie

11 May 2004, 00:15	#2879
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	rushes off to eddie's room ... grabs clothes that were lying on the floor, sends them to the cell .... gently tells eddie, you're in here for a while, coz nobody is putting anything in the tin ... last i saw all we had were four pound coins, two peanuts and a couple of bud lids

11 May 2004, 00:18	#2880
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	looks out of door ... and she wondered why she got arrested

11 May 2004, 22:35	#2882
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Thanks Caz!!! Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button? Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!! Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT???? Oh great. No south park????? No simpsons???? Surely there must be Steptoe???? sniffle oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!

11 May 2004, 23:07	#2883
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	dont suppose i can get a bud in this place?

11 May 2004, 23:16	#2884
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	hands Testify a Bud Hope you enjoy it.

11 May 2004, 23:20	#2885
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

11 May 2004, 23:33	#2887
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	That's true keb ... but hey ... she can't say i didn't try can she More to the point ... how has she got internet access?? Has she hijacked the Police Computer

11 May 2004, 23:40	#2888
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	lol, looks like it, what shall we do? searches round pockets Ok I'm wearing an army all in one so I have lots of pockets. finds a couple of quid in a hidden pocket You didn't see that? ok here you go £2 from my pockets and £10 from my lunch money.

11 May 2004, 23:44	#2889
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Okay, that's £10, plus £2, plus the other £4 that makes £16 ... bail was set at £30 so we need another £14 come on you lot ... surely we can raise £14 to get her out before she drives us insane

11 May 2004, 23:52	#2890
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Someone owes me some money I will get it off of them tomorrow, so she will just have to wait until tomorrow night.

11 May 2004, 23:57	#2892
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Cool keb ... okay i've lobbed in a couple of quid ... so all we need now is £14 i think maths not my strong point

12 May 2004, 00:01	#2893
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	wanders upstairs goes straight to bed turns on music and puts it through some headphones

12 May 2004, 00:03	#2894
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	wanders aimlessly around jumps in bed and sticks head under pillow again

12 May 2004, 00:09	#2895
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I was allowed a couple of hours "computer time"!!!! Groan... I'm bored... I'm gonna pester the warden for a while you know... drive him mad... sneak bicarb of soda into his coffee again... watch him fizz.... did that last night!!! heeeeheeee!!!! takes a swig on her water and bites her bread, and foams to the mouth as a warden laughs his head off blaaaablaaaaahblaaahblaaaaah.....

12 May 2004, 09:43	#2896
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Wake-up call, as no one complained yesterday I will do the same puts on ELTEE, as loud as it can go Hope you enjoy runs out and jumps on a bike

12 May 2004, 12:44	#2897
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Opens eyes Wow ... what a way to wake up

12 May 2004, 20:37	#2898
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Funny, I ran out so quick I still had my slippers on, at least they were decent ones and not the half chewed by the dog (like most of my other slippers). Caz, its a brilliant way to wake up, just don't thank me, it wasn't my idea.

12 May 2004, 20:49	#2899
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	can i geta bud please, ta

12 May 2004, 22:00	#2900
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	gets out of police car Bye hunni's! kisses copper cheekily and the copper groans, and bangs his head against the steering wheel stressed out s~~~~s up to bar Well... well... welll... just when I was planning my escape involving spoons I got a bail from my good friend Caz... police come back in stressed out again, and grab eddies arm Oh yeah... the cherry bomb in the toilet... classic... bundled back in police car