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Old 02 Nov 2003, 02:00   #276
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...and was gathering momentum and heading for...
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 15:26   #277
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...a large hole which had suddenly appeared in the ground...
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 16:16   #278
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. . .which was full of old Chinese newpapers and surplus 'Wings' albums . . .
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 17:14   #279
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The tornado sucked up all the newspapers.That's what I call a chinese takeaway.
Then a bird came along and started throwing the records around,what are you doing? I said.Just spreading my wings the bird replied.
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 17:31   #280
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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE
The tornado sucked up all the newspapers.That's what I call a chinese takeaway.
Then a bird came along and started throwing the records around,what are you doing? I said.Just spreading my wings the bird replied.
That was awful . . .anyway,

The tornado continued on its path.
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 19:42   #281
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Zorro, paid little heed to it, as it was moving in the opposite direction.he had been paid a great deal of money to deliver this parcel to...........




i confess Eyeore, i found Mousies post most amusing
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 19:54   #282
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. . .Mr. A. Aaronworthing who happened to live in a hut in Northern Samoa. . .




As for you Bren, I am ashamed!
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 20:24   #283
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...meanwhile, in the said hut, mr A Aaronworthing ( if indeed that was his name) sat scratching his horns, impatiently awaiting delivery of that parcel,grinning secretively he.....
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 21:50   #284
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..turned on his TV so he could watch the rugby...
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 21:53   #285
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Unfortunately, the tv-set blew up immediately. B O O O M. So ..
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Old 02 Nov 2003, 22:29   #286
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he made a jam sandwich
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 07:53   #287
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...meanwhile on the other side of the tornado....
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 20:30   #288
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The cow fell into the hole recently vacated by the Wings records..
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 20:40   #289
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...and all that manufactued crappy pop....
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Old 03 Nov 2003, 23:16   #290
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meanwhile the tornado, swept up Zorro,the donkey,the oddly shaped parcel,the gnome,Noddy, Big Ears and a passing rhino, and deposited them......
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 01:37   #291
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With everybody swooped up in the Tornado, the Tornado, took them to Canada (Were RSG lives.) They were spit out of the tornado and...
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 08:45   #292
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...as they struggled to get their bearings...
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 20:36   #293
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by using the stars, they cursed Zorro for losing the compass
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 21:53   #294
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while they considered their next move Big Ears decided to unwrap the oddly shaped parcel
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 21:55   #295
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they unwrapped, and they needed a key to open what was in the parcel. where is the key?
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 21:57   #296
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"How the hell should i know?!" snapped Big Ears.
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 22:01   #297
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I thing you have it Big Ears!
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 23:38   #298
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And with that Mr A. Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) appeared before them with a puff of Blue smoke...
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 23:40   #299
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"THATS MY PARCEL" he growled menacingly...
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Old 04 Nov 2003, 23:41   #300
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The two gasped, "Mr A. Aaronworthing! (if indeed that was his name)"

They were in complete shock.
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