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...and was gathering momentum and heading for...
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...a large hole which had suddenly appeared in the ground...
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Too sexy for this post
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. . .which was full of old Chinese newpapers and surplus 'Wings' albums . . .
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Then a bird came along and started throwing the records around,what are you doing? I said.Just spreading my wings the bird replied. |
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The tornado continued on its path. |
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The Bat
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Zorro, paid little heed to it, as it was moving in the opposite direction.he had been paid a great deal of money to deliver this parcel to...........
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. . .Mr. A. Aaronworthing who happened to live in a hut in Northern Samoa. . .
As for you Bren, I am ashamed! |
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The Bat
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...meanwhile, in the said hut, mr A Aaronworthing ( if indeed that was his name) sat scratching his horns, impatiently awaiting delivery of that parcel,grinning secretively he.....
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Rampant Loafer...
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..turned on his TV so he could watch the rugby...
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You dig.
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Unfortunately, the tv-set blew up immediately. B O O O M. So ..
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Sweet But Sadistic
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he made a jam sandwich
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Mega Loafer
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...meanwhile on the other side of the tornado....
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Senior Loafer
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The cow fell into the hole recently vacated by the Wings records..
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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...and all that manufactued crappy pop....
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The Bat
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meanwhile the tornado, swept up Zorro,the donkey,the oddly shaped parcel,the gnome,Noddy, Big Ears and a passing rhino, and deposited them......
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Mega Loafer
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With everybody swooped up in the Tornado, the Tornado, took them to Canada (Were RSG lives.) They were spit out of the tornado and...
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Mega Loafer
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...as they struggled to get their bearings...
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Senior Loafer
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by using the stars, they cursed Zorro for losing the compass
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Sweet But Sadistic
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while they considered their next move Big Ears decided to unwrap the oddly shaped parcel
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Mega Loafer
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they unwrapped, and they needed a key to open what was in the parcel. where is the key?
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Sweet But Sadistic
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"How the hell should i know?!" snapped Big Ears.
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And with that Mr A. Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) appeared before them with a puff of Blue smoke...
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"THATS MY PARCEL" he growled menacingly...
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Mega Loafer
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The two gasped, "Mr A. Aaronworthing! (if indeed that was his name)"
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