Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 123

KebLou · 20 Jul 2004, 06:23

For all you guys heres a few drinks on me, I'm having a good time over here.

*puts out some drinks on the bar*

Hopefully they will still be there when you wake up.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Jul 2004, 09:16

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot

(only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

Heli · 20 Jul 2004, 18:11

Hey, here's some dosh, buy Sharon what ever she wants when she gets in

see y'all later

xxxxxxxxx

airhead · 20 Jul 2004, 20:47

*Is wheeled in the bat in a wheelchair pushed by a doctor*

ahem... a glass of water please...

*scowls at doctor*

rubarhubub... grrrrrr.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Jul 2004, 21:59

ha ha at airhead

Heli - thanks hun - I need this **FA gets a bud and downs it in one** gets another & puts joke box on - just punches a few no.s & see what comes on

airhead · 20 Jul 2004, 22:33

*wheeled back o hospital, where doctor tripsover paving slab, eddie goes flying, and lands up breaking her leg*

YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*shouts to people in the bat*

A LITTLE HELP PLEASE????

Biter · 21 Jul 2004, 00:44

Don't worry Eddie, I'll look after you...
*starts laughing demonically and rubs hands*
I'd better get the rack..I mean bed ready for you

airhead · 21 Jul 2004, 20:54

gulp............................................................... help.. me....

DIZZY DRUMMER · 21 Jul 2004, 21:35

*FA steps over airhead & biter & heads for the bar - Bud please*

Looks around to see Biter laughing at airhead & a glint in the eye

airhead · 21 Jul 2004, 22:23

*biter carries eddie off to "A nice relaxing surgery"*

Nice relaxing surgery????? you mean that torture chamber under your house don't you????

WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Biter · 21 Jul 2004, 23:11

Don't worry little girl, You'll like it...
*Woohaahaahaahaa*

Skeleton · 22 Jul 2004, 20:57

Aaaw. Airhead... Why are you in the hospital?

airhead · 22 Jul 2004, 22:12

I was at Heli's big do and I drunk pure alchohol... 12 pints. So after stomach pumps and tubes and "things" i was taken down here and then i went flying and doc frankenstein here is dong something strange...

*looks at biter looking at a tube*

Jenna... put that pipe down... it's my catheter...

*biter yanks it*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
........ow.

Skeleton · 22 Jul 2004, 22:15

Hmmm. Dr Frankenstein... Interesting...

Biter · 22 Jul 2004, 23:53

STOP SCREAMING!
If you're a good girl you can have a carrot later.
*Goes to kitchen and gets carving knife and apple corer*
Hmmm...what should I 'fix' first Eddie?

airhead · 23 Jul 2004, 20:37

oh god...

SOMEONE HELP, THE MADWOMANS GONNA CASTRATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Jul 2004, 21:57

Bud please barman - heavy day

**FA sits in corner & relaxes**

airhead · 23 Jul 2004, 21:59

You think youve had a heavy day??? What about me???? I have doctor frankenfurters sister tying to tie up legs and tubes and... thing!!!!

*crawls across the floor being chased by Jenna*

Biter · 24 Jul 2004, 00:57

IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL!
Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink?

*to eddie*
NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER

im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one?
*turns back to eddie*
OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!!
ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK.

UNGRATEFUL MOO...
*goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....*

airhead · 24 Jul 2004, 12:29

Groan....

*claws up to a stool, and falls asleep with her face in a bowl of peanuts*

Caz · 25 Jul 2004, 02:10

Gerry is Scottish ..... ah well that explains it

Gez · 25 Jul 2004, 20:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot

(only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

*Hic*....and your point

Caz · 25 Jul 2004, 21:56

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?

DIZZY DRUMMER · 25 Jul 2004, 22:08

Gerry wrote:

Quote:

*Hic*....and your point

Nowt - Just u a scot - nuff said

Keep missing you mate

airhead · 25 Jul 2004, 22:28

I thought it was the irish that drunk a lot

*drinks and places her two catheter bgs (have to have two now cos of the extra bladder) under the table*

20 Jul 2004, 06:23	#3051
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	For all you guys heres a few drinks on me, I'm having a good time over here. puts out some drinks on the bar Hopefully they will still be there when you wake up.

20 Jul 2004, 09:16	#3052
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Hi Keb Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me Gerry might want his now though - being a scot (only joking love) Glad you are having a lovely time

20 Jul 2004, 18:11	#3053
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Hey, here's some dosh, buy Sharon what ever she wants when she gets in see y'all later xxxxxxxxx

20 Jul 2004, 20:47	#3054
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Is wheeled in the bat in a wheelchair pushed by a doctor ahem... a glass of water please... scowls at doctor rubarhubub... grrrrrr.

20 Jul 2004, 21:59	#3055
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	ha ha at airhead Heli - thanks hun - I need this FA gets a bud and downs it in one gets another & puts joke box on - just punches a few no.s & see what comes on

20 Jul 2004, 22:33	#3056
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	wheeled back o hospital, where doctor tripsover paving slab, eddie goes flying, and lands up breaking her leg YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW shouts to people in the bat A LITTLE HELP PLEASE????

21 Jul 2004, 00:44	#3057
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Don't worry Eddie, I'll look after you... starts laughing demonically and rubs hands I'd better get the rack..I mean bed ready for you

21 Jul 2004, 20:54	#3058
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	gulp............................................................... help.. me....

21 Jul 2004, 21:35	#3059
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	FA steps over airhead & biter & heads for the bar - Bud please Looks around to see Biter laughing at airhead & a glint in the eye

21 Jul 2004, 22:23	#3060
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	biter carries eddie off to "A nice relaxing surgery" Nice relaxing surgery????? you mean that torture chamber under your house don't you???? WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

21 Jul 2004, 23:11	#3061
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Don't worry little girl, You'll like it... Woohaahaahaahaa

22 Jul 2004, 20:57	#3062
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Aaaw. Airhead... Why are you in the hospital?

22 Jul 2004, 22:12	#3063
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I was at Heli's big do and I drunk pure alchohol... 12 pints. So after stomach pumps and tubes and "things" i was taken down here and then i went flying and doc frankenstein here is dong something strange... looks at biter looking at a tube Jenna... put that pipe down... it's my catheter... biter yanks it GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH ........ow.

22 Jul 2004, 22:15	#3064
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Hmmm. Dr Frankenstein... Interesting...

22 Jul 2004, 23:53	#3065
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	STOP SCREAMING! If you're a good girl you can have a carrot later. Goes to kitchen and gets carving knife and apple corer Hmmm...what should I 'fix' first Eddie?

23 Jul 2004, 20:37	#3066
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	oh god... SOMEONE HELP, THE MADWOMANS GONNA CASTRATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 Jul 2004, 21:57	#3067
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Bud please barman - heavy day FA sits in corner & relaxes

23 Jul 2004, 21:59	#3068
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	You think youve had a heavy day??? What about me???? I have doctor frankenfurters sister tying to tie up legs and tubes and... thing!!!! crawls across the floor being chased by Jenna

24 Jul 2004, 00:57	#3069
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL! Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink? to eddie NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one? turns back to eddie OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!! ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK. UNGRATEFUL MOO... goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....

24 Jul 2004, 12:29	#3070
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Groan.... claws up to a stool, and falls asleep with her face in a bowl of peanuts

25 Jul 2004, 02:10	#3071
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Gerry is Scottish ..... ah well that explains it

25 Jul 2004, 21:56	#3073
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?

25 Jul 2004, 22:28	#3075
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I thought it was the irish that drunk a lot drinks and places her two catheter bgs (have to have two now cos of the extra bladder) under the table