04 Nov 2003, 23:54
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Too sexy for this post
 Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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"I'll take that!" boomed Mr. A. Aaronworthing (If indeed, that was his real name) and proxeeded to snatch the onject. . .
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05 Nov 2003, 10:27
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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which can best be described as 11 1/2 inches tall, gold in colour and in the guise of a naked man
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05 Nov 2003, 17:24
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The Bat
Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
Posts: 10,017
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 thought Zorro, it was a large parcel ressembling a pitchfork a moment ago!!...and now it's 11 1/2 inches tall , What happened??.........
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05 Nov 2003, 18:10
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Mr Aaronworthing was a very fine actor indeed....
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05 Nov 2003, 18:58
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 27.07.2003
Location:
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If he's an actor, is that his real name? :P
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05 Nov 2003, 22:09
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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"I am so confused!" said Zorro, slapping his hand to his forehead.
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05 Nov 2003, 23:03
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The Bat
Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
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 he's not the only one....as mr Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) held the object, there was another puff of blue smoke and the object became a........ |
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06 Nov 2003, 11:49
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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genie.... who asked if he could grant one wish.. yes said Mr Aaronsworthing, please, please help us get that St. Bernard out of the bath....
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06 Nov 2003, 14:45
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
Posts: 5,706
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No said the genie - sorry no can do....
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06 Nov 2003, 16:16
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
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Posts: 2,580
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Why not?
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06 Nov 2003, 17:04
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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..the genie replied I do not carry out menial tasks, I only grant wishes that will have a postive effect on the recipent....
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06 Nov 2003, 19:16
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
Posts: 5,706
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like...for example..if you asked me to...
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06 Nov 2003, 21:04
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
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...make you handsome...
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06 Nov 2003, 21:31
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
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..then i hafta say no..i mean..there is a limit to my talents...
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07 Nov 2003, 08:10
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
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Quote:
 "OK" replied Mr. Aaronsworthing "How about making me the richest man in the world?" |
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07 Nov 2003, 09:39
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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The genie replied "If you have love in your life, you are but the richest man alive...
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07 Nov 2003, 17:37
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
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...but i don't have love...nobody loves little ol me....
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07 Nov 2003, 18:01
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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...well then your poor.... and.....
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08 Nov 2003, 17:10
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 08.07.2003
Location: Sweden
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three goes at making a sensible wish is all you get, so thats it.....I'm off to.......
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08 Nov 2003, 18:41
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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the pub to have a tequilla...
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08 Nov 2003, 19:48
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
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...and play some cards with....
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08 Nov 2003, 22:18
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 08.07.2003
Location: Sweden
Posts: 495
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my buddies from the genie association, the only problem is......
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10 Nov 2003, 01:06
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
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...I'm running low on cash so...
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10 Nov 2003, 11:07
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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..so can I use a Meat Loaf c.d. to cover my bet?... which is worth trillions
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10 Nov 2003, 20:53
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 03.09.2003
Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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in genie money - but like the genies things tend to disappear in a puff of smoke and
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