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Ben · 15 May 2006, 19:12

then she realised that she had forgot.........

Hypnobabe · 15 May 2006, 19:55

to get any of the writers to agree to this. Feeling generous, however, they took pity on her, and introduced a gorgeous

Leah · 15 May 2006, 21:28

gargoyle called Cindy, on the bottom of the gargoyle were etched the immortal words....

Ben · 15 May 2006, 22:14

youve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll

L96 · 15 May 2006, 22:23

Brian, who had read this story in the interim, as it was sent to him via email, welcomed the introduction of the gargoyle rock and roll student, as he seemed to have more chance with the gargoyle than with Julie, thus he decided he should teach the gargoyle about rock and roll by....

Ben · 15 May 2006, 22:26

smashing his guitar against the hood of the smartcar

Gez · 16 May 2006, 00:15

auch said the smartcar

Ben · 16 May 2006, 02:12

im sorry said brian, sometime i just get carried away with

Rockette · 16 May 2006, 07:11

abusing innocent plasticy items of enjoyment. Perhaps I should resort to my previous occupation of self-abuse by removing my glass eye and smashing it into tiny pieces with my trusty sledgehammer."

Brian meandered off to find that Cindy creature to run this new idea by her. When he found her

L96 · 16 May 2006, 09:27

socks, he

Rockette · 16 May 2006, 10:53

assumed she found the smell of apricot jam repulsive and so she discarded them and

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 12:10

did what all gargoyles do in such circumstances, which is sit on a roof for a coupl eof hundred years.

Rockette · 16 May 2006, 12:24

As they surely do, but our Brian isn't a bright sort of being anyhow. Not too dissimilar to one of the writers who was thinking of Julia. Maybe that writer needs to get focussed. Otherwise Julia might withdraw from her lucrative contract.

Perhaps Brian's glass eye was gleaming way to brightly when he found the socks and he ran off to the gold assayers office to see if he indeed had found

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 12:34

gold. He thought that if he had then he could finally afford to buy Julie the

L96 · 16 May 2006, 12:38

world's supply of BOOH paper flower pot holders, then maybe Julie would...

Rockette · 16 May 2006, 12:39

get over her disappointment of her smashed hood on her smart car that had been broken by the smashing guitar incident earlier. On the other hand, if he had enough money to buy her

Ben · 16 May 2006, 13:08

a mercury or two

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 13:14

then he'd consider it, perhaps. Possibly ... maybe, if

Ben · 16 May 2006, 13:15

he had just one wish

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 13:18

and he sure as hell wasn't going to use it lamely like he had with the previous two he'd been granted by the genie.

Ben · 16 May 2006, 13:19

so he sat down and thought about things and what he was doing wrong

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 13:30

he suddenly realised that his fate wasn't in his hands at all ...

Ben · 16 May 2006, 13:33

BUT IT WAS IN FACT

*AndyK* · 16 May 2006, 13:34

in his pocket

Ben · 16 May 2006, 13:36

of the jacket that he left behind

15 May 2006, 19:12	#301
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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	to get any of the writers to agree to this. Feeling generous, however, they took pity on her, and introduced a gorgeous

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Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	gargoyle called Cindy, on the bottom of the gargoyle were etched the immortal words....

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Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	youve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll

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L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Brian, who had read this story in the interim, as it was sent to him via email, welcomed the introduction of the gargoyle rock and roll student, as he seemed to have more chance with the gargoyle than with Julie, thus he decided he should teach the gargoyle about rock and roll by....

15 May 2006, 22:26	#306
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	smashing his guitar against the hood of the smartcar

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Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	auch said the smartcar

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Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	im sorry said brian, sometime i just get carried away with

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Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	abusing innocent plasticy items of enjoyment. Perhaps I should resort to my previous occupation of self-abuse by removing my glass eye and smashing it into tiny pieces with my trusty sledgehammer." Brian meandered off to find that Cindy creature to run this new idea by her. When he found her

16 May 2006, 09:27	#310
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	socks, he

16 May 2006, 10:53	#311
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	assumed she found the smell of apricot jam repulsive and so she discarded them and

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	did what all gargoyles do in such circumstances, which is sit on a roof for a coupl eof hundred years.

16 May 2006, 12:24	#313
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	As they surely do, but our Brian isn't a bright sort of being anyhow. Not too dissimilar to one of the writers who was thinking of Julia. Maybe that writer needs to get focussed. Otherwise Julia might withdraw from her lucrative contract. Perhaps Brian's glass eye was gleaming way to brightly when he found the socks and he ran off to the gold assayers office to see if he indeed had found

16 May 2006, 12:34	#314
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	gold. He thought that if he had then he could finally afford to buy Julie the

16 May 2006, 12:38	#315
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	world's supply of BOOH paper flower pot holders, then maybe Julie would...

16 May 2006, 12:39	#316
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	get over her disappointment of her smashed hood on her smart car that had been broken by the smashing guitar incident earlier. On the other hand, if he had enough money to buy her

16 May 2006, 13:08	#317
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	a mercury or two

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	then he'd consider it, perhaps. Possibly ... maybe, if

16 May 2006, 13:15	#319
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	he had just one wish

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	and he sure as hell wasn't going to use it lamely like he had with the previous two he'd been granted by the genie.

16 May 2006, 13:19	#321
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	so he sat down and thought about things and what he was doing wrong

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	he suddenly realised that his fate wasn't in his hands at all ...

16 May 2006, 13:33	#323
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	BUT IT WAS IN FACT

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	in his pocket

16 May 2006, 13:36	#325
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	of the jacket that he left behind