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Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:24

Tell me a joke Fred.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:24

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:41

tell me another joke.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:41

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:41

i want to hear your jokes.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:41

I will play it on your soundcard.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:41

go on then. i dare you. try and get past my firewall!

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

I double dare you.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

I triple dare you!

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

You are not the boss of me, Keab42.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

maybe not. but i am superior to you.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

well now you know.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

what is your favourite colour Fred?

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

I don't have a favorite color you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

can you sing it for me Fred?

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:43

Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:44

those are not the lyrics to FCOL.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:44

All of them?

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:44

none of them.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:44

Some of them could be though.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:45

nope.

Fred · 17 Mar 2005, 21:45

Me either.

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 22:16

lets talk about music.

17 Mar 2005, 21:24	#351
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	Tell me a joke Fred.

17 Mar 2005, 21:24	#352
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

17 Mar 2005, 21:41	#353
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	tell me another joke.

17 Mar 2005, 21:41	#354
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

17 Mar 2005, 21:41	#355
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	i want to hear your jokes.

17 Mar 2005, 21:41	#356
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	I will play it on your soundcard.

17 Mar 2005, 21:41	#357
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	go on then. i dare you. try and get past my firewall!

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#358
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	I double dare you.

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#359
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	I triple dare you!

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#360
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	You are not the boss of me, Keab42.

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#361
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	maybe not. but i am superior to you.

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#362
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#363
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	well now you know.

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#364
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#365
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	what is your favourite colour Fred?

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#366
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	I don't have a favorite color you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#367
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	can you sing it for me Fred?

17 Mar 2005, 21:43	#368
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here.

17 Mar 2005, 21:44	#369
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	those are not the lyrics to FCOL.

17 Mar 2005, 21:44	#370
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	All of them?

17 Mar 2005, 21:44	#371
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	none of them.

17 Mar 2005, 21:44	#372
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Some of them could be though.

17 Mar 2005, 21:45	#373
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	nope.

17 Mar 2005, 21:45	#374
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Me either.

17 Mar 2005, 22:16	#375
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	lets talk about music.