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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:03   #376
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They told me it was their night off from being you.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:04   #377
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Has had more hookers than Wayne Rooney and most of them looked like him !
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:14   #378
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:16   #379
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:16   #380
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:20   #381
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Is a gigolo who spends his nights getting tips.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:21   #382
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Is a gigolo who gets no tips.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:24   #383
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On MLUKFC he's Evil One to his male clients he's "harder harder"
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:26   #384
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Yes, but I wish you wouldn't squeal in that girly high pitched voice.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:33   #385
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You wouldn't like that alright you would much prefer an old mans groan.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:43   #386
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 02:54   #387
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 10:17   #388
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 12:42   #389
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 14:28   #390
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Donīt know the difference between man and woman
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 15:12   #391
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 17:02   #392
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 17:03   #393
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 17:06   #394
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Has many times tried to lick his own balls, thats the only action he gets.
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 18:31   #395
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 19:49   #396
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Old 11 Sep 2010, 20:08   #397
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Has copied someone else's crap avatar.
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Old 12 Sep 2010, 00:56   #398
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Is as ugly as the ninja in his avatar..oh wait he is the ninja.
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Old 12 Sep 2010, 01:05   #399
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Old 12 Sep 2010, 01:30   #400
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