11 Sep 2010, 02:03 | #376 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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They told me it was their night off from being you.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:04 | #377 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
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Has had more hookers than Wayne Rooney and most of them looked like him !
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11 Sep 2010, 02:14 | #378 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a hooker
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11 Sep 2010, 02:16 | #379 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
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Can give tips on being a hooker
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11 Sep 2010, 02:16 | #380 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Needs those tips badly
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11 Sep 2010, 02:20 | #381 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a gigolo who spends his nights getting tips.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:21 | #382 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Is a gigolo who gets no tips.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:24 | #383 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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On MLUKFC he's Evil One to his male clients he's "harder harder"
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11 Sep 2010, 02:26 | #384 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Yes, but I wish you wouldn't squeal in that girly high pitched voice.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:33 | #385 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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You wouldn't like that alright you would much prefer an old mans groan.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:43 | #386 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
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Can post a load of bollocks whilst completely sober.
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11 Sep 2010, 02:54 | #387 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Has sheeps bollocks.
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11 Sep 2010, 10:17 | #388 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
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Has a brain that couldn't work all four of a sheep's legs.
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11 Sep 2010, 12:42 | #389 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Has a pear shaped brain with mould growing through it.
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11 Sep 2010, 14:28 | #390 |
Super Loafer
Join Date: 07.07.2010
Location: Germany
Posts: 292
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Donīt know the difference between man and woman
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11 Sep 2010, 15:12 | #391 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a cross between a man and a woman.
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11 Sep 2010, 17:02 | #392 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
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Is best friends with his hand.
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11 Sep 2010, 17:03 | #393 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Is best friends with his other hand.
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11 Sep 2010, 17:06 | #394 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
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Has many times tried to lick his own balls, thats the only action he gets.
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11 Sep 2010, 18:31 | #395 |
DrumBum
Join Date: 27.09.2006
Posts: 342
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Tried licking her balls
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11 Sep 2010, 19:49 | #396 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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Has got a crap avatar
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11 Sep 2010, 20:08 | #397 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Has copied someone else's crap avatar.
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12 Sep 2010, 00:56 | #398 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is as ugly as the ninja in his avatar..oh wait he is the ninja.
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12 Sep 2010, 01:05 | #399 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
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Licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis of his mum.
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12 Sep 2010, 01:30 | #400 |
Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Takes pictures of his sisters half naked eating french fries.
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