Alternative story thread... - Page 18

L96 · 24 May 2006, 15:00

black toupee, resulting in...

Gez · 24 May 2006, 16:03

high winds blowing the top off

dottie · 24 May 2006, 19:09

Brians or the American pilots Jump Jet, Brian was mightly confused at this point he didn't realise that he actually owned the Jump Jet and the Pilot was his own perosnal chauffeur....

Rockette · 25 May 2006, 02:42

However, to overcome the confusion, he decided to overlook the previous paragraphs and plow on regardless. In this light, he took the American pilot up on his offer of flying him to his destination of

*AndyK* · 26 May 2006, 12:41

choice, and off they set. It wasn't long however before Brian realised that there wasn't an inflight movie,

Leah · 26 May 2006, 20:45

so he took it upon himself to create his own entertainment....

Ben · 26 May 2006, 23:32

and started clicking his fingers to the sound of...

Hypnobabe · 27 May 2006, 00:09

The Birdie Song, which really upset the pilot, in fact it upset him so much that he

Ben · 27 May 2006, 00:43

started to sob un-controlably

Rockette · 27 May 2006, 12:31

and knocked his head on the overhead controls as he jumped to his feet in a bid to dance the Chicken Dance. One of the controls he knocked

Hypnobabe · 27 May 2006, 15:56

caused the cleverly concealed onboard toilet to flush, dropping a large block of blue ice from the plane where it dropped through the atmosphere to land with a thud on

Leah · 27 May 2006, 20:11

....Julie's prized flower patch! (Julie being THE Julie that Brian has always been in love with but she keeps spurning his advances). What a mess it made especially as Julie was kneeling over her beloved flower bed at the time it landed....

L96 · 28 May 2006, 12:15

resulting in a severe case of S.O.L., which caused Julie

Ben · 28 May 2006, 12:43

to forget where she was and....

*AndyK* · 30 May 2006, 13:26

hence burn the dinner which was bubbling away on the stove on a low light while she wandered around wondering where she was.

Hypnobabe · 30 May 2006, 13:42

The dinner in question consisted of a thick hearty stew, just perfect for the British summer weather, made from

*AndyK* · 30 May 2006, 13:47

onions, finest stewing steak, tomato puree, beef stock, mushrooms and half a pint of scruttocks old dirigible ale

Hypnobabe · 30 May 2006, 13:50

Unfortunately, Julie didn't realise one of Brian's old socks had also fallen in the mixture, and that accounted for the cheesy flavour the stew was busily acquiring.

*AndyK* · 30 May 2006, 13:51

and we all know there's nothing worse than a burnt cheesy flavour don't we children?

Ben · 30 May 2006, 17:50

yes cried the children!

Hypnobabe · 30 May 2006, 18:20

The children were crying because the big scary writer had suddenly spoken to them. It was a bit like having God suddenly poke His head out of the clouds and address them directly, and quite frankly, they were terrified.

Ben · 30 May 2006, 18:30

so they run and hid behind an old oak tree!

*AndyK* · 30 May 2006, 18:45

That one of the other writers quickly wrote into the story, while the afore-accused writer pointed out one of the lesser writers that he is infact not the least bit scary ...

L96 · 30 May 2006, 23:46

This did not ring true, given the lesser writers had now locked themselves in their wardrobes...

Leah · 31 May 2006, 10:07

And so another writer got back on track with the story about Julie and her cheesy stew. Becasue she was suffering with amnesia Julie couldn't remember who she had invited around to sample her cooking delights, she was just going to have to wait until they all turned up, the first guest to appear was none other than the local church owned sheep who kept all the grave yard grass in fine splendour.....

24 May 2006, 15:00	#426
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	black toupee, resulting in...

24 May 2006, 16:03	#427
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	high winds blowing the top off

24 May 2006, 19:09	#428
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Brians or the American pilots Jump Jet, Brian was mightly confused at this point he didn't realise that he actually owned the Jump Jet and the Pilot was his own perosnal chauffeur....

25 May 2006, 02:42	#429
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	However, to overcome the confusion, he decided to overlook the previous paragraphs and plow on regardless. In this light, he took the American pilot up on his offer of flying him to his destination of

26 May 2006, 12:41	#430
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	choice, and off they set. It wasn't long however before Brian realised that there wasn't an inflight movie,

26 May 2006, 20:45	#431
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	so he took it upon himself to create his own entertainment....

26 May 2006, 23:32	#432
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	and started clicking his fingers to the sound of...

27 May 2006, 00:09	#433
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The Birdie Song, which really upset the pilot, in fact it upset him so much that he

27 May 2006, 00:43	#434
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	started to sob un-controlably

27 May 2006, 12:31	#435
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	and knocked his head on the overhead controls as he jumped to his feet in a bid to dance the Chicken Dance. One of the controls he knocked

27 May 2006, 15:56	#436
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	caused the cleverly concealed onboard toilet to flush, dropping a large block of blue ice from the plane where it dropped through the atmosphere to land with a thud on

27 May 2006, 20:11	#437
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	....Julie's prized flower patch! (Julie being THE Julie that Brian has always been in love with but she keeps spurning his advances). What a mess it made especially as Julie was kneeling over her beloved flower bed at the time it landed....

28 May 2006, 12:15	#438
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	resulting in a severe case of S.O.L., which caused Julie

28 May 2006, 12:43	#439
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	to forget where she was and....

30 May 2006, 13:26	#440
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	hence burn the dinner which was bubbling away on the stove on a low light while she wandered around wondering where she was.

30 May 2006, 13:42	#441
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The dinner in question consisted of a thick hearty stew, just perfect for the British summer weather, made from

30 May 2006, 13:47	#442
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	onions, finest stewing steak, tomato puree, beef stock, mushrooms and half a pint of scruttocks old dirigible ale

30 May 2006, 13:50	#443
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unfortunately, Julie didn't realise one of Brian's old socks had also fallen in the mixture, and that accounted for the cheesy flavour the stew was busily acquiring.

30 May 2006, 13:51	#444
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	and we all know there's nothing worse than a burnt cheesy flavour don't we children?

30 May 2006, 17:50	#445
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	yes cried the children!

30 May 2006, 18:20	#446
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The children were crying because the big scary writer had suddenly spoken to them. It was a bit like having God suddenly poke His head out of the clouds and address them directly, and quite frankly, they were terrified.

30 May 2006, 18:30	#447
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	so they run and hid behind an old oak tree!

30 May 2006, 18:45	#448
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	That one of the other writers quickly wrote into the story, while the afore-accused writer pointed out one of the lesser writers that he is infact not the least bit scary ...

30 May 2006, 23:46	#449
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	This did not ring true, given the lesser writers had now locked themselves in their wardrobes...

31 May 2006, 10:07	#450
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	And so another writer got back on track with the story about Julie and her cheesy stew. Becasue she was suffering with amnesia Julie couldn't remember who she had invited around to sample her cooking delights, she was just going to have to wait until they all turned up, the first guest to appear was none other than the local church owned sheep who kept all the grave yard grass in fine splendour.....