Warios Pants - Page 2

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 00:07

Inglorious Backpacks

wolfy35 · 31 Jul 2010, 00:14

Iv'e lost my backpack - Austin powers the spy who backpacked me

A backpack with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty backpack? - 5th Element

You are a backpack Harry and a damn good un ill bet - Harry Potter

Simply the backpack - Tina Turner

meat_loaf2008 · 31 Jul 2010, 00:32

Nothing you can say can tear me away from my backpack!

daveake · 31 Jul 2010, 01:01

Listen, don't mention the backpack! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

wolfy35 · 31 Jul 2010, 01:17

But you were history with the slamming of the backpack

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 01:18

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Backpack.

samurai7 · 31 Jul 2010, 02:37

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible backpack... me.

Evil One · 31 Jul 2010, 02:50

And I really cannot spell ‘anymore’
And I always do those moronic mimes
And I’m going further out of my mind
‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack
‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack

Maybe I’m stupid and it’s still in my cupboard
Maybe it's in one of those bags on the ground
Maybe I've lost it and it’s vanished forever
Maybe there's a new one on sale tomorrow in town

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

I’ve found my old school satchel
Faded and green and covered in shit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit....

And there used to be such a mess in my bedroom
And there used to be lots of screaming and joy
And I used to get it all down the top and sides
But it never went in my backpack
But it never went in my backpack

They think I'm crazy after losing my backpack
Maybe I'll upgrade to a briefcase with tag
Damn it I'm foolish and I've got no more money
I’m down to my last option, it’s a carrier bag

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

Is my backpack in heaven?
Or in the dustcart on the way to the tip?

I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

I’ve found my old school satchel
Faded and green and covered in shit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit

There was a time when I had a big backpack
There was a time when Masculine was on the radio
There was a time when there were no stains on my bedroom floor
There was a time and the time was so long ago
There was a time and the time was so long ago

And I don’t have a backpack anymore...

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 02:51

Those lyrics are awesome. Lol

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my backpack, in this life or the next."

Evil One · 31 Jul 2010, 03:02

I have given a name to my pain and it is 'backpack'

Wario · 31 Jul 2010, 03:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil One

And I really cannot spell ‘anymore’
And I always do those moronic mimes
And I’m going further out of my mind
‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack
‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack

Maybe I’m stupid and it’s still in my cupboard
Maybe it's in one of those bags on the ground
Maybe I've lost it and it’s vanished forever
Maybe there's a new one on sale tomorrow in town

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

I’ve found my old school satchel
Faded and green and covered in shit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit....

And there used to be such a mess in my bedroom
And there used to be lots of screaming and joy
And I used to get it all down the top and sides
But it never went in my backpack
But it never went in my backpack

They think I'm crazy after losing my backpack
Maybe I'll upgrade to a briefcase with tag
Damn it I'm foolish and I've got no more money
I’m down to my last option, it’s a carrier bag

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

Is my backpack in heaven?
Or in the dustcart on the way to the tip?

I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it
I don't know where it is but imma find it

Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse?
Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds?
Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight?
Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite?

I’ve found my old school satchel
Faded and green and covered in shit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit

It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit
It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit

There was a time when I had a big backpack
There was a time when Masculine was on the radio
There was a time when there were no stains on my bedroom floor
There was a time and the time was so long ago
There was a time and the time was so long ago

And I don’t have a backpack anymore...

Holy Backpack thats awesome....

"Asps. Its very backpack. You Go First" (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 03:14

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' backpacks attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 03:21

"Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, a war against the backpacks..."

MeatGrl1 · 31 Jul 2010, 03:24

Erin Brockovich: That's all you have lady, to left feet and fu**ing ugly 'backpacks' !! (Shoes)

meat_loaf2008 · 31 Jul 2010, 04:09

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red backpack?

MeatGrl1 · 31 Jul 2010, 04:19

Dead Ringer For Backpacks (Love)

~*~

Back Into Backpacks (Hell)

meat_loaf2008 · 31 Jul 2010, 04:23

The man in the iron backpack (mask)

AndrewG · 31 Jul 2010, 04:25

I raised the backpack high above my head, and just as I was about to bring the backpack crashing down upon the centre of the bed my father woke up screaming stop!!! Wait a minute! Stop it boy, what do you think you're doing?! That's no way to treat an expensive musical backpack. And I said God damn it daddy, you know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!

snider22 · 31 Jul 2010, 04:45

"Take your stinkin' backpack off me, you damn dirty ape." - Planet of the Apes

"Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your backpack in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in! Ha, ha." - The Shining

Couch Potato · 31 Jul 2010, 06:08

yippi kai yay mother backpack

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in backpack (kansas) anymore

Here’s looking at you, backpack

Couch Potato · 31 Jul 2010, 06:11

The names pack....backpack...007

Couch Potato · 31 Jul 2010, 06:15

I’ll make him a backpack he can’t refuse

Keep your friends close, but your backpacks closer

Say hello to my little backpack...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Couch Potato · 31 Jul 2010, 06:18

I’ll be back...Pack

Well I thought it was funny

meat_loaf2008 · 31 Jul 2010, 06:42

its all backpacks folks, and its bad for ya (George Carlin)

snider22 · 31 Jul 2010, 06:48

"But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a backpack? I amuse you?" - Goodfellas

"He didn't get out of the c~~k-a-doodie backpack!" - Kathy Bates in "Misery"

"Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your backpack." - The Silence of the Lambs

"There are two types of people in this world: those who like backpacks, and those who don't." - What About Bob?

31 Jul 2010, 02:50	#33
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	Slightly bending the rules... And I really cannot spell ‘anymore’ And I always do those moronic mimes And I’m going further out of my mind ‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack ‘Cos I’ve lost my number one backpack Maybe I’m stupid and it’s still in my cupboard Maybe it's in one of those bags on the ground Maybe I've lost it and it’s vanished forever Maybe there's a new one on sale tomorrow in town Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse? Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds? Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight? Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite? I’ve found my old school satchel Faded and green and covered in shit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit.... And there used to be such a mess in my bedroom And there used to be lots of screaming and joy And I used to get it all down the top and sides But it never went in my backpack But it never went in my backpack They think I'm crazy after losing my backpack Maybe I'll upgrade to a briefcase with tag Damn it I'm foolish and I've got no more money I’m down to my last option, it’s a carrier bag Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse? Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds? Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight? Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite? Is my backpack in heaven? Or in the dustcart on the way to the tip? I don't know where it is but imma find it I don't know where it is but imma find it I don't know where it is but imma find it I don't know where it is but imma find it Oh, is this a backpack or is it a purse? Does it sparkle like silver? Or smell like my turds? Will my search take forever or will I find it tonight? Will it spring from the darkness? Is it buried in shite? I’ve found my old school satchel Faded and green and covered in shit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit It’s tatty and knackered and it just won't fit There was a time when I had a big backpack There was a time when Masculine was on the radio There was a time when there were no stains on my bedroom floor There was a time and the time was so long ago There was a time and the time was so long ago And I don’t have a backpack anymore...

31 Jul 2010, 06:48	#50
snider22 Guest Join Date: 23.11.2008 Location: Posts: 525	"But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a backpack? I amuse you?" - Goodfellas "He didn't get out of the c~~k-a-doodie backpack!" - Kathy Bates in "Misery" "Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your backpack." - The Silence of the Lambs "There are two types of people in this world: those who like backpacks, and those who don't." - What About Bob? Last edited by snider22; 31 Jul 2010 at 06:48. Reason: spelling

31 Jul 2010, 00:07	#26
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Inglorious Backpacks

31 Jul 2010, 00:14	#27
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Iv'e lost my backpack - Austin powers the spy who backpacked me A backpack with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty backpack? - 5th Element You are a backpack Harry and a damn good un ill bet - Harry Potter Simply the backpack - Tina Turner

31 Jul 2010, 00:32	#28
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	Nothing you can say can tear me away from my backpack!

31 Jul 2010, 01:01	#29
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Listen, don't mention the backpack! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

31 Jul 2010, 01:17	#30
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	But you were history with the slamming of the backpack

31 Jul 2010, 01:18	#31
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Frankly my dear, I don't give a Backpack.

31 Jul 2010, 02:37	#32
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible backpack... me.

31 Jul 2010, 02:51	#34
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Those lyrics are awesome. Lol "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my backpack, in this life or the next."

31 Jul 2010, 03:02	#35
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	I have given a name to my pain and it is 'backpack'

31 Jul 2010, 03:14	#37
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' backpacks attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"

31 Jul 2010, 03:21	#38
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	"Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, a war against the backpacks..."

31 Jul 2010, 03:24	#39
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Erin Brockovich: That's all you have lady, to left feet and fu**ing ugly 'backpacks' !! (Shoes)

31 Jul 2010, 04:09	#40
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red backpack?

31 Jul 2010, 04:19	#41
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Dead Ringer For Backpacks (Love) ~*~ Back Into Backpacks (Hell)

31 Jul 2010, 04:23	#42
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	The man in the iron backpack (mask)

31 Jul 2010, 04:25	#43
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	I raised the backpack high above my head, and just as I was about to bring the backpack crashing down upon the centre of the bed my father woke up screaming stop!!! Wait a minute! Stop it boy, what do you think you're doing?! That's no way to treat an expensive musical backpack. And I said God damn it daddy, you know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!

31 Jul 2010, 04:45	#44
snider22 Guest Join Date: 23.11.2008 Location: Posts: 525	"Take your stinkin' backpack off me, you damn dirty ape." - Planet of the Apes "Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your backpack in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in! Ha, ha." - The Shining

31 Jul 2010, 06:08	#45
Couch Potato DrumBum Join Date: 27.09.2006 Posts: 342	yippi kai yay mother backpack Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in backpack (kansas) anymore Here’s looking at you, backpack

31 Jul 2010, 06:11	#46
Couch Potato DrumBum Join Date: 27.09.2006 Posts: 342	The names pack....backpack...007

31 Jul 2010, 06:15	#47
Couch Potato DrumBum Join Date: 27.09.2006 Posts: 342	I’ll make him a backpack he can’t refuse Keep your friends close, but your backpacks closer Say hello to my little backpack...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

31 Jul 2010, 06:18	#48
Couch Potato DrumBum Join Date: 27.09.2006 Posts: 342	I’ll be back...Pack Well I thought it was funny

31 Jul 2010, 06:42	#49
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	its all backpacks folks, and its bad for ya (George Carlin)