Dry County. - Page 2

dottie · 12 Aug 2003, 11:32

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Originally Posted by heat

Guess it makes you...er...RAMPANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Ye.........s!

heat · 12 Aug 2003, 11:36

Methinks a cold shower might be in order, Dottie

dottie · 12 Aug 2003, 11:42

Had 3 yesterday!

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Originally Posted by heat

Methinks a cold shower might be in order, Dottie

Tim · 12 Aug 2003, 12:12

Oooh, you guys!!!
See, you are all sex addict!!

I knew it, that is why Heat wants to live with me in 1 house

heat · 12 Aug 2003, 12:17

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Originally Posted by Tim

Oooh, you guys!!!
See, you are all sex addict!!

I knew it, that is why Heat wants to live with me in 1 house

You got me, Tim

I really am this nymphomaniac of a woman that want's to keep you chained up till it's time to play.....

Tim · 12 Aug 2003, 12:31

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Originally Posted by heat

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Originally Posted by Tim

Oooh, you guys!!!
See, you are all sex addict!!

I knew it, that is why Heat wants to live with me in 1 house

You got me, Tim

I really am this nymphomaniac of a woman that want's to keep you chained up till it's time to play.....

hahahah, heat, now i'm rolling off my chair from laughing. Is that the truth... but will you give me some water sometimes??? Cause it is much to heat sometimes... And now i understand you name Heat

Bren · 12 Aug 2003, 13:39

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Originally Posted by dottie

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Originally Posted by heat

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Originally Posted by Tim

heheh, typical women.... eating chocolat.... do you know that by eating chocolat, you are actually saying that you have not enough sex :P

Never a truer word spoken in jest...

I rarely eat chocolate what does that make me Tim/Heat

This is a little worrying.....
I NEVER eat chocolate!!

......hastens to add it's because i'm allergic to it

Bren

Wild_Honey · 12 Aug 2003, 13:44

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Originally Posted by Tim

heheh, typical women.... eating chocolat.... do you know that by eating chocolat, you are actually saying that you have not enough sex :P

Yeah I've heard that before, choc is a sub for sex....

Hmmm... is that why I eat it EVERY day???

original sin · 12 Aug 2003, 14:07

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Originally Posted by heat

I really am this nymphomaniac of a woman that want's to keep you chained up till it's time to play.....

Definition of a nymphomaniac :- a woman who can trip a bloke up and get under him before he falls

I am seriously worried about running out of beer and don't like melting chocolate and Tim you must have seen the piece reasons why chocolate is beter than sex!!

You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

heat · 12 Aug 2003, 15:36

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Originally Posted by Tim

but will you give me some water sometimes??? Cause it is much to heat sometimes... And now i understand you name Heat

Only if you really really beg for it...and then i'll only think about it!!!

Tim · 12 Aug 2003, 18:23

hahhaha, Heat, hun... i love you!!

you make me laugh!!!

This has turned in a very funny topic!!! And the things that Sin has written are very true and funny!!!

Chris · 12 Aug 2003, 20:21

Thank you all!!!!

My customers now think I am a nutter!!!!

This morning i had a lady in who was having a stressful day and said

"Oo, Chris, I really need to get a big bar of Dairy Milk. Whats the largest size you do?"

She was quite mystified when I began laughing my head off!!!!!

dottie · 12 Aug 2003, 21:50

The only chocolate I really like are MARS BARS straight from a fridge

my middle name is Marianne Faithfull, hope you not all too young to understand what I mean.

Chris · 12 Aug 2003, 22:06

Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!!

Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!!

But do it soon, Crunchies are no longer being made and will soon be relaced by Dairy milk with Crunchie bits!!!

Tim · 12 Aug 2003, 22:38

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Originally Posted by Chris

Thank you all!!!!

My customers now think I am a nutter!!!!

This morning i had a lady in who was having a stressful day and said

"Oo, Chris, I really need to get a big bar of Dairy Milk. Whats the largest size you do?"

She was quite mystified when I began laughing my head off!!!!!

Hahhahaha, Chris.... oooh, that is funny, strange situation that you're in. But i think it is very funny. Can imagine that you started to laugh!!

original sin · 12 Aug 2003, 23:41

They cannot stop making crunchies!!!!! I'm going to protest

heat · 13 Aug 2003, 00:00

Shall we get a petition going???

They have already changed the caramels - so not a happy chappy as we have lost the bunny

Chris · 13 Aug 2003, 00:15

Is OK Peeps,

Crunchies, Caramels and Wispa do not use pure cdbury's choccie. The glass and a half stuff!

They are now going to use pure choccie and be known as

Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Crunchie Bits
Cadbury's Dairy Milk Bubbles
Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Caramel

Coming soon to a newsagent near you

However, if any of you want to chain yourselves to my choccie display, you are more than welcome to!!!

original sin · 13 Aug 2003, 00:15

I am just so devastated!!! I can not belive they are doing away with Crunchies. I blame the bloody EU

Tim · 13 Aug 2003, 00:20

Heheh, now a petition is started about crunch chocolat??? hahaha, omg... this is funny!!! I agree with you.. it is a shame!

My god, lmao

original sin · 13 Aug 2003, 00:23

Tim this is no laughing matter!!!!
you need female hormones for a month and you'll release just how serious this is!!!

p.s.

dottie · 13 Aug 2003, 06:11

[quote="Chris"]Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!!

Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!!

Would a Sherbet Saucer do instead do you think Chris?

Um must stock up on Crunchie's

Bren · 13 Aug 2003, 16:08

Chrunchies were my favourite chocolate.

.....sigh!....in the days when i could eat chocolate
sadly i'm now allergic to it

Bren

Crystal Eyes · 13 Aug 2003, 16:25

My God! You people! I go away for a couple of days and discover you all raving about sex and making lewd jokes!

Now I'm only a newbie here and would dare to try and disrupt your discussions but think of the influence you're having! Think of the little people (and I do not mean aliens or pixies, elves or any other small creature) whose minds you are influencing! Really, it's disgraceful!

PS. I'm not lauging at any of your jokes.
PPS. Honest.

Terri · 13 Aug 2003, 16:41

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Chrunchies were my favourite chocolate. .....sigh!....in the days when i could eat chocolate
sadly i'm now allergic to it

Poor u Bren.......I can't imagine life without chocolate

12 Aug 2003, 11:36	#27
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Methinks a cold shower might be in order, Dottie

12 Aug 2003, 12:12	#29
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Oooh, you guys!!! See, you are all sex addict!! I knew it, that is why Heat wants to live with me in 1 house

12 Aug 2003, 18:23	#36
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	hahhaha, Heat, hun... i love you!! you make me laugh!!! This has turned in a very funny topic!!! And the things that Sin has written are very true and funny!!!

12 Aug 2003, 20:21	#37
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Thank you all!!!! My customers now think I am a nutter!!!! This morning i had a lady in who was having a stressful day and said "Oo, Chris, I really need to get a big bar of Dairy Milk. Whats the largest size you do?" She was quite mystified when I began laughing my head off!!!!!

12 Aug 2003, 21:50	#38
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	The only chocolate I really like are MARS BARS straight from a fridge my middle name is Marianne Faithfull, hope you not all too young to understand what I mean.

12 Aug 2003, 22:06	#39
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!! Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!! But do it soon, Crunchies are no longer being made and will soon be relaced by Dairy milk with Crunchie bits!!!

12 Aug 2003, 23:41	#41
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	They cannot stop making crunchies!!!!! I'm going to protest

13 Aug 2003, 00:00	#42
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Shall we get a petition going??? They have already changed the caramels - so not a happy chappy as we have lost the bunny

13 Aug 2003, 00:15	#43
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Is OK Peeps, Crunchies, Caramels and Wispa do not use pure cdbury's choccie. The glass and a half stuff! They are now going to use pure choccie and be known as Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Crunchie Bits Cadbury's Dairy Milk Bubbles Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Caramel Coming soon to a newsagent near you However, if any of you want to chain yourselves to my choccie display, you are more than welcome to!!!

13 Aug 2003, 00:20	#45
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Heheh, now a petition is started about crunch chocolat??? hahaha, omg... this is funny!!! I agree with you.. it is a shame! My god, lmao

13 Aug 2003, 00:23	#46
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Tim this is no laughing matter!!!! you need female hormones for a month and you'll release just how serious this is!!! p.s.

13 Aug 2003, 06:11	#47
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	[quote="Chris"]Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!! Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!! Would a Sherbet Saucer do instead do you think Chris? Um must stock up on Crunchie's

13 Aug 2003, 16:08	#48
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Chrunchies were my favourite chocolate. .....sigh!....in the days when i could eat chocolate sadly i'm now allergic to it Bren

13 Aug 2003, 16:25	#49
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	My God! You people! I go away for a couple of days and discover you all raving about sex and making lewd jokes! Now I'm only a newbie here and would dare to try and disrupt your discussions but think of the influence you're having! Think of the little people (and I do not mean aliens or pixies, elves or any other small creature) whose minds you are influencing! Really, it's disgraceful! PS. I'm not lauging at any of your jokes. PPS. Honest.