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Be sick cos its over with quick. (ish)
Q. tantrums by teenagers or 2 years olds? |
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#27 |
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2 year olds, they make more logical arguments.
Q. Why can't people accept that both men and women are from Earth? |
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#28 |
Super Loafer
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A: Random stupidity of mankind.
Q: If we expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected the expected? |
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No.
Is Dr. Pepper qualified to be a soft drink? |
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#30 |
the enchanted spleen
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yes.
Q. if guitars were called mary, and drums where called Alice, what would a saxophone be called? |
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#31 |
Super Loafer
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Peter.
Love for one day or happiness alone for a lifetime? |
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#32 |
the enchanted spleen
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happiness.
Q. A cute little hamster comes up to you with flowers that contain arsenic. Do you: a: stamp on the flowers and stamp on the cute little hamster's cute little head? b: take them home foolisly, forget about them and die an unknowing and slow death? |
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#33 |
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Death.
Would you prefer to listen to: A: Cat Stevens B: A Cat called Steven? |
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#34 |
the enchanted spleen
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A cat called steven.
Q. You have a hangover. You hear the alarm go off and you think... "strange.. it's sunday..." and fall back to sleep. and then you realise it's monday... ![]() a. Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado. b. Stay in bed and get up with furry tongue and red eyes at five in afternoon and sacked. |
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#35 |
Livin' La Vida Loafa!
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"Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado" because I'd rather have a day off from work when I feel good!
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Daddy's little internet junkie
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A) A full moon and millions of stars above a lake!
Q) Contract Phone or Pay as you go? |
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#37 |
the enchanted spleen
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pay as you go... it's expensive and annoying but it's less paperwork. But even more annoying now that t mobile have stopped using them scratch cards, i am the only one in the world without a credit card thing.
Q. You are getting married. Who is it to? |
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#38 |
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Some lucky fella. . .
Q: Favourite song? |
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Sacrifice - Kasim. Strong memories with that song!
Q: Todd or Kasim?? |
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Raft
Guitar or Piano?? |
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#43 |
the enchanted spleen
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guitar, you can make it make it make weird noises.
Q. You catch your little sister playing "doctor" on your precious treasured teddy bear. do you... a. snatch the teddy bear off her an pretend that the needle and cotton she sewed him up with isn't there? b: sellotape her hair to the wall and demand she says sorry and never play doctors again? |
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#45 |
Daddy's little internet junkie
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Fruit
emails or letters? |
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#46 |
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Letters, obviously.
Q: Tea or Coffee? |
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#47 |
Mega Loafer
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Coffee - can't stand Tea
Q. Sweet or Savoury |
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#48 |
the enchanted spleen
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savoury
Q. A pen is ompletely blocked up and you need it for a really important exam. Do you... a: shake it madly so hard that pen explodes oer your teachers favorite jacket? b: shake it so hard it flies out of your hand, bounces off the wall, onto your worst enemies head? c: do a or b and then realise you have a spare pen in your bag? |
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#49 |
Youth Gone Wild
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both
if u could get rid of one thing in the world wot would it be? |
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#50 |
the enchanted spleen
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All my worries. every single little one.
Q. What's your favorite sauce on a bacon sarnie? |
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