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Old 08 Jul 2004, 15:03   #26
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Be sick cos its over with quick. (ish)

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tantrums by teenagers or 2 years olds?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:17   #27
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2 year olds, they make more logical arguments.

Q. Why can't people accept that both men and women are from Earth?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:40   #28
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A: Random stupidity of mankind.

Q: If we expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:44   #29
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No.

Is Dr. Pepper qualified to be a soft drink?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:45   #30
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yes.

Q. if guitars were called mary, and drums where called Alice, what would a saxophone be called?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:48   #31
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Peter.

Love for one day or happiness alone for a lifetime?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 16:52   #32
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happiness.

Q. A cute little hamster comes up to you with flowers that contain arsenic. Do you:

a: stamp on the flowers and stamp on the cute little hamster's cute little head?

b: take them home foolisly, forget about them and die an unknowing and slow death?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 17:01   #33
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Death.

Would you prefer to listen to:
A: Cat Stevens
B: A Cat called Steven?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 17:09   #34
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A cat called steven.

Q. You have a hangover. You hear the alarm go off and you think... "strange.. it's sunday..." and fall back to sleep. and then you realise it's monday... What do you you do???

a. Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado.

b. Stay in bed and get up with furry tongue and red eyes at five in afternoon and sacked.
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:14   #35
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"Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado" because I'd rather have a day off from work when I feel good!

Q: You are standing in front of the most beautiful thing you have ever seen...what are you looking at?

jo (drunk at work )
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:18   #36
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A) A full moon and millions of stars above a lake!

Q) Contract Phone or Pay as you go?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:23   #37
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pay as you go... it's expensive and annoying but it's less paperwork. But even more annoying now that t mobile have stopped using them scratch cards, i am the only one in the world without a credit card thing.

Q. You are getting married. Who is it to?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:35   #38
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Some lucky fella. . .

Q: Favourite song?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:42   #39
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Sacrifice - Kasim. Strong memories with that song!

Q: Todd or Kasim??
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 18:45   #40
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Kasim.

Onions on your hotdog?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:11   #41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE
Kasim.

Onions on your hotdog?
Nope. Chili, sauerkraut and mustard. yum yum.

Heading down a river in whitewaters, canoe or raft?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:19   #42
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Raft

Guitar or Piano??
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:47   #43
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guitar, you can make it make it make weird noises.

Q. You catch your little sister playing "doctor" on your precious treasured teddy bear. do you...

a. snatch the teddy bear off her an pretend that the needle and cotton she sewed him up with isn't there?

b: sellotape her hair to the wall and demand she says sorry and never play doctors again?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:51   #44
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guitar, you can make it make it make weird noises.

Q. You catch your little sister playing "doctor" on your precious treasured teddy bear. do you...

a. snatch the teddy bear off her an pretend that the needle and cotton she sewed him up with isn't there?

b: sellotape her hair to the wall and demand she says sorry and never play doctors again?


c. Send airhead posthaste to the toy store to start over again completely with a fresh teddy bear....

Salads........ fruit or vegetable?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:54   #45
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Fruit

emails or letters?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 19:58   #46
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Letters, obviously.

Q: Tea or Coffee?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 20:08   #47
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Coffee - can't stand Tea

Q. Sweet or Savoury
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 20:44   #48
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savoury

Q. A pen is ompletely blocked up and you need it for a really important exam. Do you...

a: shake it madly so hard that pen explodes oer your teachers favorite jacket?

b: shake it so hard it flies out of your hand, bounces off the wall, onto your worst enemies head?

c: do a or b and then realise you have a spare pen in your bag?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 20:47   #49
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both
if u could get rid of one thing in the world wot would it be?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 20:52   #50
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All my worries. every single little one.

Q. What's your favorite sauce on a bacon sarnie?
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