What job do you do? - Page 2

georgy7856 · 13 Sep 2005, 23:37

Hi I am part owner of a long established pet shop been working in it for 39 years. I really wanted to be can-can dancer at the moulin rouge when i was little but you cant get everything you want.

Gez · 15 Sep 2005, 18:00

I'll fix it for you.................Guess

Chris · 15 Sep 2005, 20:49

You are Jimmy Saville!!!!

(either that or a mechanic or plumber or electrician or handyman!!!)

Gez · 15 Sep 2005, 21:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

You are Jimmy Saville!!!!

(either that or a mechanic or plumber or electrician or handyman!!!)

Good one matey

Now then now then, neither of the above.......though I do look down on you all from up there

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Sep 2005, 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

I'll fix it for you.................Guess

I'm still waiting

Sapphire Lady · 18 Sep 2005, 21:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Good one matey

Now then now then, neither of the above.......though I do look down on you all from up there

A TV aerial repair man perhaps ??

Gez · 19 Sep 2005, 11:27

ahhhh, you get the picture then

...........but..........NO

although its easier getting up than down

scotty · 19 Sep 2005, 13:25

I am a warehouse manager for a sports retailer & a part time HGV driver.I'm the sad one that loves going to work!!

Gez · 21 Sep 2005, 19:16

Bored with me already..........any more guesses

Caelan · 21 Sep 2005, 19:42

can't think of anything..and have the richt english name for it..so i leave it to someone else

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Bored with me already..........any more guesses

amethyst · 21 Sep 2005, 19:44

Gerry ~ are you a BT engineer?

**Diane** · 21 Sep 2005, 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

although its easier getting up than down

Oh, I've got it ..... Gerry the human cannonball?

Or maybe a steeplejack?

Diane

DIZZY DRUMMER · 21 Sep 2005, 23:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

although its easier getting up than down

Gigalo ................ with big muddy boots

- well they have to be your footsteps in my garden

Chris · 25 Sep 2005, 17:57

According the government careers people who advise school-leavers adn stuff, You can read more about what i do by clicking HERE

You will need to pretend it includes the extra paragraph about dealing with the rude people, the smelly people, the awkward people, the people for who you are the only person they are gonna stand and chat for hours, the violent people & the people who do the ultimate annoying habit of sticking their money in their mouths before thay hand it over!!!

Apart from that, pretty much accurate!

Gez · 26 Sep 2005, 21:06

.....well I dont know

, all I can say is that you'll all need me if a Storm comes your way

**Diane** · 26 Sep 2005, 21:15

Gerry's a roofer!

Diane

Tim · 15 Nov 2005, 21:29

Funny topic... now working in the insurances, mostly travel, house and life insurances.

But from origin i'm a teacher in the art. Would love to go back and to that again.

Gez · 15 Nov 2005, 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diane

Gerry's a roofer!

Diane

brrrrrrr an a cold one at that just now

DIZZY DRUMMER · 15 Nov 2005, 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

brrrrrrr an a cold one at that just now

Gerry we have a leek - care to fix it

Hypnobabe · 22 Nov 2005, 14:53

I'm a hypnotherapist, psychotherapist, counsellor and psychologist, and I also teach all of the above when I can be a**ed...

On top of that, as if I had some day left at the end of my job, I'm mum to a 5- and 2- year old, so also add in laundress, chef, housekeeper, first-aider, gardener, chief cook and bottle washer, oh, and giver of magic cuddles

Jayd · 22 Nov 2005, 17:03

I am a Train Driver, drive passenger trains around North Western England.

Gez · 01 Dec 2005, 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Gerry we have a leek - care to fix it

Can I first ask you to tyrn your taps off

DIZZY DRUMMER · 01 Dec 2005, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Can I first ask you to tyrn your taps off

Ya taps will be off - but the internal heating will be on

- have to keep you warm

needmoremeat · 22 Dec 2005, 18:59

I got a job a couple of weeks ago at the Empire Theatre working backstage as a dresser for the performers. Currently Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is showing there until March, so it's been a madhouse! While it has been amazing and hilarious at times, I won't be staying on after Christmas, it's too much for me: six nights a week until half ten and two afternoons. I think I'd prefer a day job!

However I did see the car flying a couple of Saturdays ago, which is the main thing!

Rob The Badger · 23 Dec 2005, 05:01

I'm a bloody student. I get monies from the government.

13 Sep 2005, 23:37	#26
georgy7856 Super Loafer Join Date: 26.05.2003 Location: in scotland hiding in my attic Posts: 238	Hi I am part owner of a long established pet shop been working in it for 39 years. I really wanted to be can-can dancer at the moulin rouge when i was little but you cant get everything you want.

15 Sep 2005, 18:00	#27
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	I'll fix it for you.................Guess

15 Sep 2005, 20:49	#28
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	You are Jimmy Saville!!!! (either that or a mechanic or plumber or electrician or handyman!!!)

19 Sep 2005, 11:27	#32
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	ahhhh, you get the picture then ...........but..........NO although its easier getting up than down

19 Sep 2005, 13:25	#33
scotty Mega Loafer Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Harlow Essex Posts: 1,166	I am a warehouse manager for a sports retailer & a part time HGV driver.I'm the sad one that loves going to work!!

21 Sep 2005, 19:16	#34
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Bored with me already..........any more guesses

21 Sep 2005, 19:44	#36
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	Gerry ~ are you a BT engineer?

25 Sep 2005, 17:57	#39
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	According the government careers people who advise school-leavers adn stuff, You can read more about what i do by clicking HERE You will need to pretend it includes the extra paragraph about dealing with the rude people, the smelly people, the awkward people, the people for who you are the only person they are gonna stand and chat for hours, the violent people & the people who do the ultimate annoying habit of sticking their money in their mouths before thay hand it over!!! Apart from that, pretty much accurate!

26 Sep 2005, 21:06	#40
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	.....well I dont know , all I can say is that you'll all need me if a Storm comes your way

26 Sep 2005, 21:15	#41
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	Gerry's a roofer! Diane

15 Nov 2005, 21:29	#42
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Funny topic... now working in the insurances, mostly travel, house and life insurances. But from origin i'm a teacher in the art. Would love to go back and to that again.

22 Nov 2005, 14:53	#45
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	I'm a hypnotherapist, psychotherapist, counsellor and psychologist, and I also teach all of the above when I can be a**ed... On top of that, as if I had some day left at the end of my job, I'm mum to a 5- and 2- year old, so also add in laundress, chef, housekeeper, first-aider, gardener, chief cook and bottle washer, oh, and giver of magic cuddles

22 Nov 2005, 17:03	#46
Jayd If I could bust into hell....... I would Join Date: 13.06.2003 Location: Montclair, New Jersey Posts: 1,312	I am a Train Driver, drive passenger trains around North Western England.

22 Dec 2005, 18:59	#49
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	I got a job a couple of weeks ago at the Empire Theatre working backstage as a dresser for the performers. Currently Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is showing there until March, so it's been a madhouse! While it has been amazing and hilarious at times, I won't be staying on after Christmas, it's too much for me: six nights a week until half ten and two afternoons. I think I'd prefer a day job! However I did see the car flying a couple of Saturdays ago, which is the main thing!

23 Dec 2005, 05:01	#50
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I'm a bloody student. I get monies from the government.