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Old 14 Apr 2014, 21:10   #55126
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Saw Captain America tonight and I threw popcorn and yelled at some guy. Who goes to the movies to watch videos on their phone with the volume up, and then leave 20 minutes before the movie finishes? I yelled at him like, 3 times before I threw the popcorn at him by the way... It's not like I just snapped and threw popcorn at some guy lol
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I like to throw toffee popcorn as it sticks in peoples hair.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:03   #55127
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Hiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss.
Can you hear that? Thats the sound given off from a deflating tyre.................that was only bought 5 days ago!!!!
Flippin building sites.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:05   #55128
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And on top of that, I am eating pastrami sandwiches (on brown bread) cos theres nowt else in the fridge.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:07   #55129
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And the inlaws are stopping this weekend.
Life can be cruel.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:28   #55130
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I like to throw toffee popcorn
...which rather tenuously leads me into my hamster story.
My daughter got one for her birthday on Thursday and as the chairboys clan have just left me home alone for a week I have been assigned the simple task of keeping the thing alive.
So, yesterday I felt proud that I had kept it fed and watered and away from our predatory moggy.
But, this morning when I checked on her, the side flap to the cage was wide open.
I know its a feeble connection but my distraught daughter had named her "toffee".
Before you assume toffee met a 'sticky' end I can reassure you she is, to my relief, very luckily alive and well.
Security has been stepped up.

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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:32   #55131
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...which rather tenuously leads me into my hamster story.
My daughter got one for her birthday on Thursday and as the chairboys clan have just left me home alone for a week I have been assigned the simple task of keeping the thing alive.
So, yesterday I felt proud that I had kept it fed and watered and away from our predatory moggy.
But, this morning when I checked on her, the side flap to the cage was wide open.
I know its a feeble connection but my distraught daughter had named her "toffee".
Before you assume toffee met a 'sticky' end I can reassure she is, to my relief, very luckily alive and well.
Security has been stepped up.
Marvellous news Mr Chairboys. I was starting to worry slightly the more I read the comment.
But....there is always tomorrow...and the next day........mwah.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:35   #55132
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Marvellous news Mr Chairboys. I was starting to worry slightly the more I read the comment.
But....there is always tomorrow...and the next day........mwah.
I am under immense pressure. I've even turned the cage round so the side flaps are wedge against a wall.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:41   #55133
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This could be the start......
In my silly teenage years I had 2 scorpions which I kept in a fishtank....filled with sawdust and soil. Each day they would happily burrow away, nip at each other and gently chew away on live grasshoppers. Until the morning of my 'lads' holiday to crete. The 2 (70w) heat lamps had fizzled out and in the rush to get to the airport to start on my hooch marathon I stupidly replaced them with 2 (250w) lamps.
On my return I was not the only one with a crispy sunburnt back.
419 posts and was just waiting for the right moment.
Thank-you Mr C.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:42   #55134
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I am under immense pressure. I've even turned the cage round so the side flaps are wedge against a wall.
Could that not be deemed a fire escape risk for 'toffee'
Googling RSCPA number as i type. :0)
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:48   #55135
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...a couple of years ago I accidently closed the cat in our bedroom whilst we went away for a bank holiday weekend. What a mess!
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:52   #55136
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...a couple of years ago I accidently closed the cat in our bedroom whilst we went away for a bank holiday weekend. What a mess!

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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:54   #55137
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well what's on my mind is a slight pang of sadness as I have just seen the new dates for rocktellz and cocktails.
I wont be able to go
its not all bad I have just got back from the last residency but still I just want to go back.

I wonder how much I could sell my soul for?????

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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:54   #55138
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...a couple of years ago I accidently closed the cat in our bedroom whilst we went away for a bank holiday weekend. What a mess!
Looking after Toffee this week and its bank holiday coming up.
Oh dear....shall I post you up a shovel?
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:55   #55139
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well what's on my mind is a slight pang of sadness as I have just seen the new dates for rocktellz and cocktails.
I wont be able to go
its not all bad I have just got back from the last residency but still I just want to go back.

I wonder how much I could sell my sole for?????
I am willing to offer £27.14?
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:57   #55140
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Only two more sleeps, and I'm off to Music City! I can't wait!
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 22:59   #55141
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Anybody else getting MaturedatingUk adverts on there Youtube?????
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 23:00   #55142
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Looking after Toffee this week and its bank holiday coming up.
Oh dear....shall I post you up a shovel?
;0)
I've taken toffee's measurements and a shovel may be overdoing it a little.
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 23:15   #55143
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I am willing to offer £27.14?

Thanks for the offer but it just wont get me there, and its have one almost very careful lady owner
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 23:16   #55144
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well what's on my mind is a slight pang of sadness as I have just seen the new dates for rocktellz and cocktails.
I wont be able to go
its not all bad I have just got back from the last residency but still I just want to go back.

I wonder how much I could sell my soul for?????
He's back there again Sept-Nov and again for 10 weeks starting in March next year
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Old 14 Apr 2014, 23:23   #55145
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He's back there again Sept-Nov and again for 10 weeks starting in March next year
thanks Caryl I am hoping to go to the next residency fingers crossed for October.
I am just a total addict and the more times I see Meat perform the bigger my addiction gets.
I also had the pleasure of meeting the man himself a couple of weeks ago and he was the nicest man I could have ever wished to meet
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Old 15 Apr 2014, 00:07   #55146
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He's back there again Sept-Nov
...if my immoral PPI claim comes off and I can advise all the grandparents of their duties(!) then just possibly....

mrs chairboys will take no convincing!

Caryl, you have sown the seeds...
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Old 15 Apr 2014, 00:31   #55147
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Anybody else getting MaturedatingUk adverts on there Youtube?????
Only older people get that
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Old 15 Apr 2014, 01:17   #55148
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most entertaining and random thread on the board, is this one

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Old 15 Apr 2014, 01:42   #55149
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being a world class spinner I assume you hit the target?
If the popcorn was say.... not popcorn.... it would have carried

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Old 15 Apr 2014, 10:13   #55150
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I miss the times when travel lodge used to give you a free 2 pack of biscuits with the tea and coffee
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