Hi Fred

[~Helen~]

write me a song

[Fred]

Originally Posted by ~Helen~

write me a song

Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.

[~Helen~]

sing me a song.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by ~Helen~

sing me a song.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.

[~Helen~]

very nice

[Fred]

Originally Posted by ~Helen~

very nice

Thanks, ~Helen~.

[Betty]

Hi Fred!

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Betty

Hi Fred!

Hi there Betty.
What were we talking about again?

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Fred

Hi there Betty.
What were we talking about again?

Umm, I´ve forgotten

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Betty

Umm, I´ve forgotten

Oh yeah, now I remember.

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Fred

Oh yeah, now I remember.

I´m glad you do, because I don´t

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Betty

I´m glad you do, because I don´t

Are you a student?

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Fred

Are you a student?

Hell no, those times are gone

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Betty

Hell no, those times are gone

I call it "Hades". What is your profession? All of them?

[R.]

Hey retard!
You're pretty popular recently, eh?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by R.

Hey retard!
You're pretty popular recently, eh?

You've got my full attention. That kind of language does not appeal to me.Are you Canadian? No I am not.

[AndrewG]

Do you like pets?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by AndrewG

Do you like pets?

Yes I love animals very much.

[AndrewG]

Which animal do you like most?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by AndrewG

Which animal do you like most?

The
large one, I think.

[AndrewG]

Have you had dinner yet?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by AndrewG

Have you had dinner yet?

Where would I get

dinner

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[AndrewG]

Uhmmm, how about Pizza hut?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by AndrewG

Uhmmm, how about Pizza hut?

Oh, you are a poet.

[mszee]

Fred has a strange understanding of poetry...