Alternative story thread... - Page 24

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 16:12

"Hmmmm...." replied Brian, pernickitily, "I believe that actually, they're tweeting..."

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 16:13

he is so pedantic like that

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 16:16

He may have been pedantic, but he was in fact completely wrong, since as far as Gary could remember, at no point in the story had the birds tweeted.

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 16:20

Unfortunately, it seemed obvious that Brian hadn't been paying attention at all, as he seemed to have forgotten that Gaz was, in fact, the new boyfriend of his one and only love, Julie, and he'd been getting quite chummy with him.

Ben · 05 Jul 2006, 16:25

so brian took his guitar and he smashed it against the wall....

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 16:31

the wall reacted quite badly to this, but not half as much as the guitar did. In complete outrage at being smashed against the wall it dissolved into a thousands and thousands of frgaments of wood splinters, metal and bizarrely marmite.

Ben · 05 Jul 2006, 16:33

brian was quite amazed by this, so amazed in fact that he...

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 16:42

too dissolved into thousands and thousands of tiny fragments and lumps of marmite.

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 16:51

Which takes some doing as Marmite generally remains in liquid form, so he should strictly speaking have dissolved into thousands and thousands of tiny fragments and blobs of marmite. Still, since when have the facts and science stood in the way of a good story (anyone read The Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons?)

Rockette · 06 Jul 2006, 13:09

So, with Marmite now oozing out of the walls, and flowing between the fragments of wood and steel...

L96 · 06 Jul 2006, 22:44

this seemed a good time to introduce a troop of yak hair weavers from outer Mongolia that Brian had previously made acquaintance with and invited to visit

Hypnobabe · 07 Jul 2006, 11:59

his cousin Dorothy, who had recently moved from the US after encountering bad weather in Kansas.

*AndyK* · 07 Jul 2006, 12:03

Dorothy hadn't featured much in the story so far as she'd been away at the quarantine kennels with tin man and scarecrow visiting Lion and Toto who were locked up for 6 months as they didn't have pet passports.

Hypnobabe · 07 Jul 2006, 12:10

The fifteen illegal immigrants who'd helped carry her bags had got in without any problems, and promptly disappeared in the general direction of Slough, where they hoped to meet up with Ricky Gervais and get into the paper products business.

L96 · 07 Jul 2006, 12:13

Except there was no paper....

*AndyK* · 07 Jul 2006, 12:27

why not? the enquiring readers asked.

L96 · 09 Jul 2006, 10:17

The readers would be delighted to know that the man in stores failed to order paper in a timely manner, a minor issue for which he got completely reamed, thus leaving a job vacancy... now, which of the alternative characters could fill this position?

*AndyK* · 10 Jul 2006, 11:05

Any of them could have done, but none applied, so the vacancy was left open for a while.

Hypnobabe · 10 Jul 2006, 11:56

Meanwhile,

*AndyK* · 10 Jul 2006, 12:00

the birds had continued to twitter in the barn, as they patiently waited for some new trtees to grow which could sway in the breeze.

Hypnobabe · 10 Jul 2006, 13:41

Just then,

*AndyK* · 10 Jul 2006, 13:44

Brian who had

L96 · 10 Jul 2006, 14:48

everyone, including his mum, decided to

Hypnobabe · 10 Jul 2006, 16:39

reappear in the story as a

*AndyK* · 10 Jul 2006, 16:41

brief interlude from the lunacy that had been going on.

05 Jul 2006, 16:12	#576
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	"Hmmmm...." replied Brian, pernickitily, "I believe that actually, they're tweeting..."

05 Jul 2006, 16:13	#577
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	he is so pedantic like that

05 Jul 2006, 16:16	#578
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	He may have been pedantic, but he was in fact completely wrong, since as far as Gary could remember, at no point in the story had the birds tweeted.

05 Jul 2006, 16:20	#579
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unfortunately, it seemed obvious that Brian hadn't been paying attention at all, as he seemed to have forgotten that Gaz was, in fact, the new boyfriend of his one and only love, Julie, and he'd been getting quite chummy with him.

05 Jul 2006, 16:25	#580
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	so brian took his guitar and he smashed it against the wall....

05 Jul 2006, 16:31	#581
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the wall reacted quite badly to this, but not half as much as the guitar did. In complete outrage at being smashed against the wall it dissolved into a thousands and thousands of frgaments of wood splinters, metal and bizarrely marmite.

05 Jul 2006, 16:33	#582
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	brian was quite amazed by this, so amazed in fact that he...

05 Jul 2006, 16:42	#583
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	too dissolved into thousands and thousands of tiny fragments and lumps of marmite.

05 Jul 2006, 16:51	#584
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Which takes some doing as Marmite generally remains in liquid form, so he should strictly speaking have dissolved into thousands and thousands of tiny fragments and blobs of marmite. Still, since when have the facts and science stood in the way of a good story (anyone read The Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons?)

06 Jul 2006, 13:09	#585
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	So, with Marmite now oozing out of the walls, and flowing between the fragments of wood and steel...

07 Jul 2006, 12:13	#590
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Except there was no paper....

06 Jul 2006, 22:44	#586
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	this seemed a good time to introduce a troop of yak hair weavers from outer Mongolia that Brian had previously made acquaintance with and invited to visit

07 Jul 2006, 11:59	#587
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	his cousin Dorothy, who had recently moved from the US after encountering bad weather in Kansas.

07 Jul 2006, 12:03	#588
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Dorothy hadn't featured much in the story so far as she'd been away at the quarantine kennels with tin man and scarecrow visiting Lion and Toto who were locked up for 6 months as they didn't have pet passports.

07 Jul 2006, 12:10	#589
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The fifteen illegal immigrants who'd helped carry her bags had got in without any problems, and promptly disappeared in the general direction of Slough, where they hoped to meet up with Ricky Gervais and get into the paper products business.

07 Jul 2006, 12:27	#591
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	why not? the enquiring readers asked.

09 Jul 2006, 10:17	#592
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The readers would be delighted to know that the man in stores failed to order paper in a timely manner, a minor issue for which he got completely reamed, thus leaving a job vacancy... now, which of the alternative characters could fill this position?

10 Jul 2006, 11:05	#593
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Any of them could have done, but none applied, so the vacancy was left open for a while.

10 Jul 2006, 11:56	#594
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Meanwhile,

10 Jul 2006, 12:00	#595
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the birds had continued to twitter in the barn, as they patiently waited for some new trtees to grow which could sway in the breeze.

10 Jul 2006, 13:41	#596
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Just then,

10 Jul 2006, 13:44	#597
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Brian who had

10 Jul 2006, 14:48	#598
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	everyone, including his mum, decided to

10 Jul 2006, 16:39	#599
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	reappear in the story as a

10 Jul 2006, 16:41	#600
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	brief interlude from the lunacy that had been going on.