Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 245

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 08:05

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

No more beersh? Draaaaaaaaarn t'all....

*Still lies wounded on the floor*

Can somebody call an ambulance for heck's sake???

L96 · 11 Jun 2006, 08:26

Whash zat, luv? Wanna kebab?

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 08:31

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Whash zat, luv? Wanna kebab?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

L96 · 11 Jun 2006, 08:52

Shure, ish it a knight *hic* knighthood?

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 10:09

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Originally Posted by mszee

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Yes darling?

Hang on, is that blood?

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 10:11

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Yes darling?

Hang on, is that blood?

*Thinking if she should bleed to death or be revived*

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 10:28

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Originally Posted by mszee

*Thinking if she should bleed to death or be revived*

*bungs cork in bullethole in wifes head*

There you go my love.
Good as new

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 10:48

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*bungs cork in bullethole in wifes head*

There you go my love.
Good as new

*Comes to immediately...* Cork??? Cork???

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

L96 · 11 Jun 2006, 13:31

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Originally Posted by mszee

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

I thought that was frogs? *looks interested*

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 13:52

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Originally Posted by mszee

*Comes to immediately...* Cork??? Cork???

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

Well I don't mind stealing the odd peck off you now and again

vrg · 11 Jun 2006, 18:25

My God, did I stumble onto a crime scene.

Where's Horatio Caine when you need him? Oh, the bride is alive and well, and the groom doesn't look guilty. Thank God! I'll give you both time to clean up, and make an order later.

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:47

DISCLAIMER:

DEAR REGULAR CUSTOMERS AND OTHER RANDOM LUSHES:

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE ABOVE POSTS ARE A MOVIE THAT WAS SHOT ON LOCATION RIGHT HERE IN OUR PUB!!!

WORKING TITLE OF THE MOVIE AS OF NOW IS:

"SHE'S DONE HIM, AND HER, AND ANOTHER HIM, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH NO HAIR TO SPEAK OFF, AND THAT GIRL WITH LARGE CHEST OVER HERE AND VARIOUS OTHERS..........WRONG!!!*

MAIN PARTS WERE PLAYED BY WORLD FAMOUS MOVIE STARS:

MSZEE, THE FLYING MOUSE AND LOTUS 96

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO DRINKING BUSINESS RIGHT NOW!!!

AND MAKE IT FAST - I HAVE HUGRY CHILDREN IN AFRICA TO FEED!!!

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:49

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Originally Posted by vrg

My God, did I stumble onto a crime scene.

Where's Horatio Caine when you need him? Oh, the bride is alive and well, and the groom doesn't look guilty. Thank God! I'll give you both time to clean up, and make an order later.

Hey...where do you think you're going???

Get back here stat!!!

*Plonks White Russian the way VRG likes it on the counter*

Hun, you will have to take over for a little while - I just have to run out to the gym (yes, this is what we call it now) and should be back soon to assist you (yeah, right!) shortly!!!

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:49

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

I thought that was frogs? *looks interested*

Dear...stop staring into a mirror...not good for you...

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 19:54

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Originally Posted by mszee

Hun, you will have to take over for a little while - I just have to run out to the gym (yes, this is what we call it now) and should be back soon to assist you (yeah, right!) shortly!!!

Whatever you say my sweet

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:56

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Whatever you say my sweet

Ahh...I see you have already started to celebrate Christmas...

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 20:02

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ahh...I see you have already started to celebrate Christmas...

Haven't finished celebrating LAST xmas yet my love

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 20:04

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Haven't finished celebrating LAST xmas yet my love

Gotta go now...check out the link in Church...

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 20:06

Well I saw it, just don't know why it's there

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 21:47

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well I saw it, just don't know why it's there

I thought it was hysterical???

vrg · 11 Jun 2006, 22:41

Wow, what a way to find out it was a movie!

Should have had the disclaimer out before the scene. Oh, well...

Thanks for the drink. Where Neil? How about another one, when you have a chance...

mszee · 12 Jun 2006, 00:04

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Originally Posted by vrg

Wow, what a way to find out it was a movie!

Should have had the disclaimer out before the scene. Oh, well...

Thanks for the drink. Where Neil? How about another one, when you have a chance...

Neil decided to leave business to me and just gallivate around drinking...

One Special White Russian coming up!!!

*jumps over the counter*

vrg · 12 Jun 2006, 00:08

Rofl; he left again, I see.

Thanks so much for your wonderful service.

mszee · 12 Jun 2006, 00:33

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Originally Posted by vrg

Rofl; he left again, I see.

Thanks so much for your wonderful service.

A man gotsa do what a man gotsa do...namely get pissy drunk...hahahaha

vrg · 12 Jun 2006, 01:16

What can we do? Just get drunk ourselves!

I'll be back later, maybe.

11 Jun 2006, 08:26	#6102
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Whash zat, luv? Wanna kebab?

11 Jun 2006, 08:52	#6104
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Shure, ish it a knight hic knighthood?

11 Jun 2006, 18:25	#6111
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	My God, did I stumble onto a crime scene. Where's Horatio Caine when you need him? Oh, the bride is alive and well, and the groom doesn't look guilty. Thank God! I'll give you both time to clean up, and make an order later.

11 Jun 2006, 19:47	#6112
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	DISCLAIMER: DEAR REGULAR CUSTOMERS AND OTHER RANDOM LUSHES: PLEASE NOTE THAT THE ABOVE POSTS ARE A MOVIE THAT WAS SHOT ON LOCATION RIGHT HERE IN OUR PUB!!! WORKING TITLE OF THE MOVIE AS OF NOW IS: "SHE'S DONE HIM, AND HER, AND ANOTHER HIM, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH NO HAIR TO SPEAK OFF, AND THAT GIRL WITH LARGE CHEST OVER HERE AND VARIOUS OTHERS..........WRONG!!!* MAIN PARTS WERE PLAYED BY WORLD FAMOUS MOVIE STARS: MSZEE, THE FLYING MOUSE AND LOTUS 96 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO DRINKING BUSINESS RIGHT NOW!!! AND MAKE IT FAST - I HAVE HUGRY CHILDREN IN AFRICA TO FEED!!!

11 Jun 2006, 20:06	#6119
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well I saw it, just don't know why it's there

11 Jun 2006, 22:41	#6121
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Wow, what a way to find out it was a movie! Should have had the disclaimer out before the scene. Oh, well... Thanks for the drink. Where Neil? How about another one, when you have a chance...

12 Jun 2006, 00:08	#6123
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Rofl; he left again, I see. Thanks so much for your wonderful service.

12 Jun 2006, 01:16	#6125
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	What can we do? Just get drunk ourselves! I'll be back later, maybe.