10 Jan 2007, 16:04
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Are opticians merely the fellas who succeed in extracting that much cash, the tax man got embarrassed and sacked them?
I swear it has just gone: "look up, look down, straight ahead please, thats fine. £180 quid please, see Alison next Wednesday" |
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10 Jan 2007, 16:14
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Relentless
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Memorise these letters and next time you've saved your self £180
H EZ LPOT DAFV NEUC VACB HLOPS ZFDAX LVECNO PRINTED IN ENGLAND |
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10 Jan 2007, 16:53
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
Join Date: 17.05.2006
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Want Pasta..
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10 Jan 2007, 16:56
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The Monster Is Luce
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This is just too much to get done
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10 Jan 2007, 16:58
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Mega Loafer
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"Can you read the bottom line?" "Read it! I know the fella personally!" and "Next Line: Y O N 5" "Pardon?" "Oh, my mistake, it is the monitor sign reflecting in the mirror!!" |
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10 Jan 2007, 17:16
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.03.2006
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I can't see anything in these glasses...and they still say I don't need new glasses cause I my vision haven't changed...
How did it not change if I STILL can't see anything in these glasses???  In fact...they are so obnoxious that they would go as far as to say that I don't need any glasses at all...why do I then always wear them on my head when I work???? Oh...I am wearing them on my head... |
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10 Jan 2007, 19:12
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Mega Loafer
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I REALLY resent How Do I Live Without You playing non-stop on the radio...can't they play The Monster Is Loose for god's sake???
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10 Jan 2007, 19:19
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The Monster Is Luce
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What a great song to be stuck listening to ...
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10 Jan 2007, 19:20
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Mega Loafer
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I am dying SLOW death here... |
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10 Jan 2007, 20:59
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Relentless
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Got a new toy ... time to piss off the neighbours!
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10 Jan 2007, 21:01
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Mega Loafer
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I am cat and flat sitting for three days.
Just tried out my mates new shower and it is one of these with the jets in all the corners so you turn it on and there are a dozen different jets of water!! WOW!!!!! |
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10 Jan 2007, 22:38
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Mega Loafer
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I HATE it when co-workers flirt with me...HATE it...
Unless I flirt with them first...which, of course, I don't... Bottom line...18 more minutes to go... |
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10 Jan 2007, 22:40
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The Monster Is Luce
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You kidding Zina? It gets me through the day lol
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10 Jan 2007, 22:43
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Mega Loafer
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Him: My back hurts...Oh I know somebody who can give me back massage...who can walk on my back and make me feel better... Me: Ask your wife...she is already walking all over you... Him: *Pout, pout*...oh now you're being mean... Me: No...just stating the truth... |
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10 Jan 2007, 22:44
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Mega Loafer
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I am becoming quite a curmudgeon in my old age...geez...
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10 Jan 2007, 22:49
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The Monster Is Luce
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10 Jan 2007, 22:51
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Mega Loafer
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10 Jan 2007, 22:56
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Can't You See My Faded Geordie Jeans Bursting Apart
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I have to say flirting is the best way to make the time pass at work saying that unfortunatly all the ladies at my work place mother me instead!
There is a big age gap between us. I have to say those erm ''chat up lines'' if thats what you want to call them are pretty pants. |
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10 Jan 2007, 23:04
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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
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10 Jan 2007, 23:07
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Relentless
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see other thread
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10 Jan 2007, 23:07
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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
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Just seen it, nice
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10 Jan 2007, 23:14
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The Monster Is Luce
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Why am I still working?!!!
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10 Jan 2007, 23:18
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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
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10 Jan 2007, 23:21
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Is it Saturday yet?
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10 Jan 2007, 23:26
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The Monster Is Luce
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Saturday?! Nooo I'll be old on Saturday!
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