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Old 12 Nov 2004, 09:11   #601
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A: Oysters



Q: Why does a little 'puff' of yoghurt always spray up your clothes when you open the pot?
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 11:53   #602
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Because it is evil and has aspirations of world domination...and its vacuum packed.


OMG why is Jack Black sooo sexy????
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 15:26   #603
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A. Because jenna, you are in love.

Q. Why oh why me?
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 21:49   #604
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A. because you are you

Q. fly around an empty forum ...or go do the ironing??
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 22:37   #605
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Come do my ironing while i surf the forums!!!

Q. Where should I take our lass on a date tomorrow night?
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 23:18   #606
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Somewhere nice just tell us about it in your blog afterwards

Q. who is your favourite simpsons character???
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Old 12 Nov 2004, 23:19   #607
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I think that a home-cooked candlelit dinner and chick flick followed by dancing in a dimly lit room comes across as incredibly romantic.

I got through the interview at Tesco..now I gotta go to an induction day tomorrow...

WTF is an induction day???????
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 17:40   #608
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I dunno!

Q. Why can't I get on with computers????
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 19:35   #609
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because computers are fundamently stupid, therefore fantastic intelligent people have problems with them because they think differently.

Q. when is chris going to update his blog???
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 22:40   #610
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When he's ready








Anyone done any Xmas shopping - I aint started yet
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 22:51   #611
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Nope, im skint and any presents i do buy either get eaten or broken.


anyone know a good cure for a tension headache that doesnt involve pills? im already on meds...
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 23:14   #612
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you can run a hot bath, lots of bubbly bubbles, put some music on (not that calming shit, you want stuff you like and no dolphins sounding like they are dying) put the heater on, and just loll around naked. Thats what i do. What???

Q. How come when i finish a lovely painting and I put it on the table, why does my cat immediatly jump on it and dribble over the watercolours??????????
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Old 13 Nov 2004, 23:36   #613
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Tiger or Alfie?
Alfie would because hes all cute and cuddly and lovely and curious and wants to express his love for you through the medium of your paintings...
Tiger...well...Tiger's retarded.


what are the worst symptoms of dehydration..(apart from headaches and blackouts)? I have only had 12 glasses of water all week and i think its affecting me in some horrid way
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Old 14 Nov 2004, 09:00   #614
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DEHYDRATION

Main symptoms:

Headaches
Thirst
Irritability & Confusion
When you pinch the back of your hand - the skin does not bounce back as quickly as normal

Worst case senario:

ACIDOSIS
Accumulation of waste products in the body

To help restore these symptons take some "still" isotonic glucose drinks.

For the headaches - there is a new stick on the market - I think it is called FOREHEAD - you just wipe it across your head & it takes affect from the outside inwards.

Hope this helps









Anyone seen any good DVD's lately???
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Old 14 Nov 2004, 20:27   #615
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our house - madness musical



why did I agree to go and watch Bridget Jones with my wife, when I'm sure there are better things to do??
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 01:35   #616
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Cos Bridget Jones rocks and the first one is my pick-me-up movie



im baking a cake tomorrow...should i make a cherry sponge or a plain one?
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 08:47   #617
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Meet him at the door suitably dressed (?!), offer him that champagne and steak meal that you've been slaving over all afternoon, then see whether he wants dessert or not...

Now how can I win the lottery - I only want about half a million - that's not too much to expect is it?
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 14:56   #618
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Meet him at the door suitably dressed (?!), offer him that champagne and steak meal that you've been slaving over all afternoon, then see whether he wants dessert or not...

Now how can I win the lottery - I only want about half a million - that's not too much to expect is it?
what has this got to do with cakes???? lol!

A to Biter: a cherry, it's nice!

Q. I have an exam very soon. proper gcse, should i lock myself in a cupboard and refuse to come out????
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 17:31   #619
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A Yeah you should lock yourself in a cuboard, me too please...

Q. What do you like more watching cartoons or drawing them?
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 18:21   #620
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Watching them 'cos I can't draw.

Why do I often think there's someone standing behind me?
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Old 15 Nov 2004, 21:50   #621
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Because you can feel them, staring and they quickly leave when they think you're going to look. Weird I can feel someone now, but there is no one.





Psychology work, do the whole lot which he didn't ask for but it'll make me look good, or just do what he asked for?
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Old 16 Nov 2004, 10:56   #622
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Do as much as you can Keb - you might impress him and get a good mark but you'll also feel good about it!

Should we ban smoking altogether in public places or not (ha ha politically current topic of today in the UK)?
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Old 16 Nov 2004, 12:18   #623
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A: In the pubs yes... I could go to pubs if there would be so much smoke in the air...

Q: Do you like winter?
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Old 16 Nov 2004, 18:08   #624
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A. In some terms, yes. In winter whenn the cats leave a dead mouse out for moi to clean up it doesn't get many maggots.

A. Tarzan impressions are not big and certainly not clever, so why did ihave to do one and break my foot in process today?
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Old 16 Nov 2004, 20:19   #625
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Because youre a friend of mine and everything connected to me has a retarded streak somewhere in out genetic make up....



What on earth are we gonna do with airhead???
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