Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 259

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 02:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg

That's right, what happens in the room, stays there, for me and rock star, too,

Another special, please, if you can.

Okie doke...somebody looks very happy and pleased with herself...

Here's you drink...and here's one for the rock star...he looks very smashing...not as good as his tribute here...but good enough I suppose...

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:18

Yes, please.

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 10:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Yes, please.

Ummm...ok...*notes in her little black book*...Lotus said...Yes, please...*ponders the meaning of it and the meaning of it all*

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:29

The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER.

So, yes please.

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 10:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER.

So, yes please.

Yer Gods...Guvn'r I thought you have re-opened the church???

Here is your...

And the answer of the most important question in the Universe is... 42...so relax and enjoy your beer...hope it's large enough...

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:35

Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds...

Thanks for the beer...

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 10:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds...

Thanks for the beer...

Yeah, I know...preacher doesn't like competition...

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:38

Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.

Yeah...and church has grown some cobwebs too...

There just ain't two more crazier goons than moi and Mr. Guvn'r

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:47

That *almost* sounded like a challenge....

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

That *almost* sounded like a challenge....

It did...didn't it? Sounded like that to me too when I re-read it...but hey...some of us are sleep deprived...I should really go...Master and Commander needs some warming up...

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 10:51

hayley · 14 Jul 2006, 15:35

Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol
Mines a bud......anyone else want one?

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 15:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol
Mines a bud......anyone else want one?

It appears we're now open 24/7...

Here you go...

hayley · 14 Jul 2006, 15:43

Cheers!!!

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 15:48

To you health!!!

Caelan · 14 Jul 2006, 16:14

beer...please

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 16:18

Here you go...

*Plonks beer on the counter*

Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh?

I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll

Caelan · 14 Jul 2006, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Here you go...

*Plonks beer on the counter*

Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh?

I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll

Aaww thanks hun..that would be great...
I've found one on the streets..can I bring this one in??he can use a beer i guess

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelan

Aaww thanks hun..that would be great...
I've found one on the streets..can I bring this one in??he can use a beer i guess

No clothes - no beer...tell him to put at least a shirt on...

JanT · 14 Jul 2006, 17:15

Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken.

Caelan · 14 Jul 2006, 17:16

now see what happened..he's all dressed up..
but ain't that good looking anymore

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 17:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanT

Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken.

Hi, Jan...welcome to our pub!!!

We serve everything in this pub...what kind of tea would you like?

mszee · 14 Jul 2006, 17:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelan

now see what happened..he's all dressed up..
but ain't that good looking anymore

Hahahahahahaaha...

As the previous gent wasn't my type...I like this one much better!!!

(At least he will repeat EXACTLY what you've said...and not what he THINKS you've said)

JanT · 14 Jul 2006, 17:45

Earl Grey please, milk, no sugar.

14 Jul 2006, 10:18	#6452
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Yes, please.

14 Jul 2006, 10:29	#6454
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER. So, yes please.

14 Jul 2006, 10:35	#6456
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds... Thanks for the beer...

14 Jul 2006, 10:38	#6458
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.

14 Jul 2006, 10:47	#6460
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	That almost sounded like a challenge....

14 Jul 2006, 10:51	#6462
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373

14 Jul 2006, 15:35	#6463
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol Mines a bud......anyone else want one?

14 Jul 2006, 15:43	#6465
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	Cheers!!!

14 Jul 2006, 15:48	#6466
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	To you health!!!

14 Jul 2006, 16:14	#6467
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	beer...please

14 Jul 2006, 16:18	#6468
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Here you go... Plonks beer on the counter Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh? I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll

14 Jul 2006, 17:15	#6471
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken.

14 Jul 2006, 17:16	#6472
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	now see what happened..he's all dressed up.. but ain't that good looking anymore

14 Jul 2006, 17:45	#6475
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Earl Grey please, milk, no sugar.