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Old 09 Feb 2004, 21:04   #651
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Wanna come to Paris?
Great minds think alike!!

I was just looking this afternoon at the cost of doing a beer run to Calais while I am down south next weekend!!!!!
Cancel that plan!!! I ahve lost the Smart Car Card which gets me 50% off ferry prices!!!!!

Maybe another time!!
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 22:13   #652
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Wanna come to Paris?
Great minds think alike!!
I was just looking this afternoon at the cost of doing a beer run to Calais while I am down south next weekend!!!!!
Cancel that plan!!! I ahve lost the Smart Car Card which gets me 50% off ferry prices!!!!!
Maybe another time!!
Can I just point out here that this is an Agony Page NOT a Dating Agency

Do we need another sticky - "Lonely Hearts"
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 22:55   #653
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Sorry sin,

Perhaps if i worded that a bit better:

Help Sin!!

I cannot find the Smart Car Card without which i am ineligible for my 50% ferry discount.

What should i do???

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Old 09 Feb 2004, 23:01   #654
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Sorry sin,
Perhaps if i worded that a bit better:
Help Sin!!
I cannot find the Smart Car Card without which i am ineligible for my 50% ferry discount.
What should i do???
Chris

I would suggest that you stop being such a skinflint and pay up

Either pay up..................or...................................swim
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 23:34   #655
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Sin,

I've got a bit of a problem. Toothache. I've had it for a few weeks since my temporary dressing came out of my tooth and laft my nerve exposed. It's rather painful (understatement) and has been keeping me awake at nights. I'm used to being kept up at nights, but not by toothache I have tried paracetamol, ibuprofen, co-proxomal and dihydracodiene painkillers and none of these have been remotely effective. I'm a little worried as the pliers are starting to look more and more appealing as each night passes - please don't tell me oil of cloves help as it makes me gag - what is a gal to do???

Sleepless in Swansea...
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 23:37   #656
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Heat,

Daft anser but plug it with a bit of sugar free chewing gum.

You would be amazed as to how well it works!!!
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 23:44   #657
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I've got a bit of a problem. Toothache. I've had it for a few weeks since my temporary dressing came out of my tooth and laft my nerve exposed. It's rather painful (understatement) and has been keeping me awake at nights. I'm used to being kept up at nights, but not by toothache I have tried paracetamol, ibuprofen, co-proxomal and dihydracodiene painkillers and none of these have been remotely effective. I'm a little worried as the pliers are starting to look more and more appealing as each night passes - please don't tell me oil of cloves help as it makes me gag - what is a gal to do???
Sleepless in Swansea...
Heat

I would suggest an emergency dentist I can't understand why they wont see you the same day
If oil of cloves makes you gag - at least give it a try the gagging will take your mind off the pain
Otherwise if you get some dispersable asprin in lukewarm water and swill it around the tooth before swallowing that might help.

Failing all of the above I would wholeheatedly recommend at least two bottles of Tequilla and...............where are the pliers?
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Old 14 Feb 2004, 22:02   #658
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For you Heat...as Aunty Sin recomended

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Old 19 Feb 2004, 02:48   #659
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Dear auntie sin

My lifelong dream of becoming an ameoba have been shattered as I have been told humans cannot transform into ameobas. Can you give me a list on what humans can tranform into?

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Old 19 Feb 2004, 22:12   #660
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My lifelong dream of becoming an ameoba have been shattered as I have been told humans cannot transform into ameobas. Can you give me a list on what humans can tranform into?
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Dear airhead

I had always thought that a male human could transform to this level quite easily given sufficent sport on TV, beer nd junk food

If you are looking for a life style transformation I would suggest the "The Party Animal" is your best bet. To achieve this effect you will need to invite the whole forum around to your place on Saturday nigh, get in copiuos amounts of alcohol and play Meat Loaf extremely loud until at least the following Saturday. You will then be a fully fledged Party Aminal.
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Old 19 Feb 2004, 22:31   #661
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Dear Aunty Sin!!
I can't stop dreaming about the future! I can just sit around all day and plan on how i want my life to be like when i'm older, or what I'm going to say when I first meet Meat Loaf or Kasim or Patti! I couldn't sleep last night (for dental reasons) so i just layed in bed thinking of ways to ask Steve Steinman if I could come mega early to one of the venues he's playin at to watch rehearsals or sound check!! What can I do to stop myself daydreaming about the future and live in the realy world???


Please help me!! I want to live in my future so much!!!
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Old 20 Feb 2004, 17:27   #662
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Dear Aunty Sin

Jen and I have a problem. She is going to go home in two hours and i dont want her to gooooooooo I need her to stay with me, or at the very least come back to me v v v v v v fast. I need her here with me, she's far too far away in Edinburgh. Any suggestions as to how to get her to move in with me?

Also, when we take her to the station i'm going to be crying buckets and am gonna be really upset, have been all day. i need something to take my mind off it, and also possibly a good brand of tissues and a mop. any suggestions?

Not overly sure i'm going to be able to let her get on that train.

Need help.

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Old 20 Feb 2004, 23:30   #663
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Heli
With what my present is like I can quite understand you wanting to be in the future, I feel the same myself.
Day dreaming can be a good and healthily thing, it is a time to plan and dream. What you need to keep in perspective is that some things you can create and they may come to pass but other things may remain just a dream. However things that stay in the dream world are no less precious.
I can promise you that you can make all the plans you like for the first time you meet Meat but believe me if you do you’ll probably not manage any better than me and not manage a coherent sentence. The what if scenario is part of an active intelligent brain so you stay with it.
Just one word of warning, the danger is always that we can spend so much time thinking about what could or might be that we miss out on the here and now.

Sieze the day!
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Old 20 Feb 2004, 23:31   #664
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Dearest Cathie and Jen
Sorry I didn’t get to you earlier, I’ve been a bit preoccupied myself. I would imagine that the train has already left the station, and the tears are flowing all around.
You will keep in touch and as the old saying goes “absence makes the heart grow fonder”.
You have had some very precious time together that will be in your memories forever and if I may say so some rather lovely people also shared this time, mentioning no names of course.
The next step is to start planning the next break/holiday and the excitement you can get from planning that. So if you want to cry don’t be afraid to do so, but don’t forget also to smile and laugh at the time you’ve had, (like me trying to walk in those heels!)
Distance is really no object in this day and age, although I’m rather worried about the potential cost of your phone bills.
So stock up on the hankies if you need to, pour a glass of coke or a nice cold Bud, crank the music up and get the maps out and start planning.
But don’t forget absolutely NO ROAD TRIPS without Auntie Sin. xxx
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Old 20 Feb 2004, 23:36   #665
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Dear Aunty Sin

I don't know what to do. I came on the computer tonight looking forward to chatting to friends in the chatroom and it was closed.

I really don't know what to do with myself.

The shoutbox just doesn't seem the same somehow.

Please, please can you help me

Best wishes

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Old 20 Feb 2004, 23:58   #666
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Black dog

if only you knew how much I needed chat tonight too.

We have a few options we can all sign up to msm and have our own invited chat.
we could use th epostwhore or 100000 post thread - but i agree just like the shout box they aren't quite the same.

I think i'll have to fall back on my usual recommendation of the music (Meat) of course full blast and a few cold beers.
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Old 21 Feb 2004, 20:29   #667
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Hi Aunty Sin

Thank you for your reply. I think I'll try the music and drink tonight.

I have signed up for windows messenger. Don't know if this works with msm but will send you my address.

I hope you are feeling a bit better today.

Best wishes

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Old 22 Feb 2004, 10:52   #668
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Dearest Auntie Sin,

An old boss of mine (who's 2 years younger than me) is now single tho' still pining some for his lost love. We've become very close in the last couple of weeks (now that we've found each other again on the net). Problem ~ HOT physical attraction after all these years and there's many hundreds of miles between us. (Altho' that may not necessarily be a bad thing in light of the attraction.)

I need your advice . . . HELP!!!

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Old 22 Feb 2004, 18:51   #669
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Lady B

You’ve found each other. Now you will find a way around the distances involved.
I also think you are right, the distance at this stage will ensure that you can re-establish a non-physical relationship before you get all wrapped up in the messy stuff.
Boring I know but I hope this will mean that you can built a friendship and relationship that will stand the test of time and works out for the both of you.
Meanwhile get searching for some cheap flights and make your plans, this planning time can make the excitement and expectation build and give you a great deal of fun too.

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Old 22 Feb 2004, 23:04   #670
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Dear auntie sin.

My computer and I do not get on. Just yesterday it jumped on me and tried to swallow me whole. The printer pulled my hair and the scanner tried to bite my leg. I've tried giving it a pork chop to distract it but it just ignored it.

please help me!

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Old 23 Feb 2004, 01:21   #671
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Dear auntie sin.

My computer and I do not get on. Just yesterday it jumped on me and tried to swallow me whole. The printer pulled my hair and the scanner tried to bite my leg. I've tried giving it a pork chop to distract it but it just ignored it.

please help me!

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Hammer, darling. Or a nail gun.
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 18:09   #672
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i have a problem, the truth is i am havin a few diffulculties in the computer department, i dont understand how to attach pictures to the messages i put on here i also dont know how to change the pic that is displayed under my username please help

love a picture lovin meat loaf fan
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 21:56   #673
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Dear auntie sin.
My computer and I do not get on. Just yesterday it jumped on me and tried to swallow me whole. The printer pulled my hair and the scanner tried to bite my leg. I've tried giving it a pork chop to distract it but it just ignored it.
please help me!
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Have you tried the little button that says OFF/ON??
I would recommend you try the dog zapper a little device that emits a high pitched fequecy that stops dogs brking I'm sure it will work wonders.
or you could try throwing magnets at it
or you could visit your local circus and borrow the lion tamers chair and whip
Failing that chuck the thing outta the window and start again
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 22:00   #674
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i have a problem, the truth is i am havin a few diffulculties in the computer department, i dont understand how to attach pictures to the messages i put on here i also dont know how to change the pic that is displayed under my username please help

love a picture lovin meat loaf fan
Dear Kirstynic

Depends what type of picture you are talking about to change you avatar pic under your name you can choose various preset ones in your profile it is possible to upload your own pic here too - but you will need other help 'cos I have no idea.
To get a pic in your message you copy the url and paste it into your message then click the URL button at the top.

This is really basic 'cos Aunty Sin is a techno thickie - if you need further help please visit Uncle Chris' techno page.[/u]
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Old 24 Feb 2004, 19:56   #675
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Dear auntie sin.
My computer and I do not get on. Just yesterday it jumped on me and tried to swallow me whole. The printer pulled my hair and the scanner tried to bite my leg. I've tried giving it a pork chop to distract it but it just ignored it.
please help me!
airhead
Have you tried the little button that says OFF/ON??
I would recommend you try the dog zapper a little device that emits a high pitched fequecy that stops dogs brking I'm sure it will work wonders.
or you could try throwing magnets at it
or you could visit your local circus and borrow the lion tamers chair and whip
Failing that chuck the thing outta the window and start again

Omg help meeeee it's eating meeeeeeee i tried to do that and i tried throwing out the window the screen is sucking me iiiiiiiiin............

Ps do you think i should visit uncle chris's tech page?
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