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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:51   #651
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The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:51   #652
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The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
What is that?
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:52   #653
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Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:52   #654
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Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:52   #655
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If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:52   #656
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:53   #657
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The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:53   #658
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The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:53   #659
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All foam no beer.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:53   #660
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All foam no beer.
I think there are a few exceptions.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:54   #661
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:54   #662
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Be less specific.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:55   #663
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 22:55   #664
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
It's possible.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:28   #665
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Fred. how is your comprehension today?
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:28   #666
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Fred. how is your comprehension today?
Let us change the subject.
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:29   #667
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does that mean that you are actually cogitating and producing coherent thoughts?
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:29   #668
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does that mean that you are actually cogitating and producing coherent thoughts?
I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:29   #669
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shall we have a civilized conversation then?
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:29   #670
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shall we have a civilized conversation then?
Do you mean you and me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
civilized conversation.
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a lot of friends on the Internet.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:30   #671
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ah. i knew it was too good to be true.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:30   #672
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ah. i knew it was too good to be true.
Ah hah.Who told you?
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:30   #673
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nobody told me. i analysed your response and noted the lack of sense.
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 23:30   #674
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nobody told me. i analysed your response and noted the lack of sense.
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said analysed my response and noted the lack of sense.
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*bashes head against brick wall*
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