Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 272

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 00:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Possibly not for long, after drinking this....

Well I must admit there IS a possibility of it

Luckilly so far my customers have only been known to go into the odd 10 week coma at the worst

Here you go madam

Enjoy

Chris · 10 Aug 2006, 00:50

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight

vrg · 10 Aug 2006, 00:52

Hope someone's driving you home, Claire; if need be, *hic*, you can share my cabbbbbb....

Hypnobabe · 10 Aug 2006, 00:54

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... *hic*

'Scuse me? Did someone say somefin'? VRG, I luuuuuurrvvveeee yoooooooooou.......... Did I ever tell you, you're my besht frendddd..... *hic*

vrg · 10 Aug 2006, 00:56

Tht'sh newws to meeee, *hic*; Hayl's commin; se if she's cmmminnng wiht ussss?????? *hic*

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 00:57

Hmmmmm, I just noticed something weird on the CCTV....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Security camera 2

Hi there.
I'm here about the cellarman position?

Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy

hayley · 10 Aug 2006, 00:57

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight

Now THAT is a bitch

You'll have to make do with a coke mate

Hypnobabe · 10 Aug 2006, 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy

I can't help thinking that if that's the new cellarman, there are going to be lots of ladies helping change the barrels....

Hypnobabe · 10 Aug 2006, 01:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

hayley · 10 Aug 2006, 01:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

im onlyyy an horu and a bit frim cambbberridge so nooot ot bad aty our end lol
I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvvveeeeee yooooooooooooooo toooooooooooooooooo *joins in with the singing*

vrg · 10 Aug 2006, 01:22

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*

Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*.

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 01:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*

Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*.

But Bob the new cellar dude has gone the brewery for me.

Who the hell's down there then?

vrg · 10 Aug 2006, 01:31

Then...wheree's that gorgeous fellowww thatish just was heree????

He's takinggg me homeee. *hic*

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 01:35

*Takes a look down the cellar stairs*

OH NO

RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell you doin down here?

You been sucking the beer taps again

errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one

Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes

Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before

vrg · 10 Aug 2006, 01:41

*As Landlord helps vrg to the waiting cab*

...buuttt wheeere thaat *hic* gorgeous! applcat; heee was herrre, IIi tellllyouuuu; I knoowww I saww himmm....

*everyone shakes their head - another loaferette victim!*

hayley · 10 Aug 2006, 01:42

OH vrg how could u!!!!

hayley · 10 Aug 2006, 01:47

anyways guys im off to sleep off my loaferette nighty night all!!!!

mszee · 10 Aug 2006, 01:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

OH vrg how could u!!!!

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS???

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 01:47

You're one to talk Hayley.

That bloke you been eying up the last half hour?
The one you been pestering me to tell you his name?
The man you say could be "The ONE"?

HE, is a HAT STAND

mszee · 10 Aug 2006, 01:49

Me thinks I have been replaced...oh goodie...now I can be served too...

Landlord!!! Oh Landlord!!!

*Knocks on the bar*

hayley · 10 Aug 2006, 01:49

well that would explain why he wasnt very talkative and i thought it was just my loaferette breath lol

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Aug 2006, 01:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS???

Good evening darling

Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat

Caz · 10 Aug 2006, 01:51

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

mszee · 10 Aug 2006, 01:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Good evening darling

Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat

*Shaking with laughter*...

Good evening, love...*smooch*

It's been a hell of a day...

Good to be home finally

10 Aug 2006, 00:50	#6777
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I won't have anything. Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight

10 Aug 2006, 00:52	#6778
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Hope someone's driving you home, Claire; if need be, hic, you can share my cabbbbbb....

10 Aug 2006, 00:54	#6779
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... hic 'Scuse me? Did someone say somefin'? VRG, I luuuuuurrvvveeee yoooooooooou.......... Did I ever tell you, you're my besht frendddd..... hic

10 Aug 2006, 00:56	#6780
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Tht'sh newws to meeee, hic; Hayl's commin; se if she's cmmminnng wiht ussss?????? hic

10 Aug 2006, 00:57	#6782
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!

10 Aug 2006, 01:22	#6787
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing. Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs. Thaaanks soo muchh, hic; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, hic.

10 Aug 2006, 01:31	#6789
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Then...wheree's that gorgeous fellowww thatish just was heree???? He's takinggg me homeee. hic

10 Aug 2006, 01:35	#6790
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Takes a look down the cellar stairs OH NO RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell you doin down here? You been sucking the beer taps again errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before

10 Aug 2006, 01:41	#6791
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	As Landlord helps vrg to the waiting cab ...buuttt wheeere thaat hic gorgeous! applcat; heee was herrre, IIi tellllyouuuu; I knoowww I saww himmm.... everyone shakes their head - another loaferette victim!

10 Aug 2006, 01:42	#6792
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	OH vrg how could u!!!!

10 Aug 2006, 01:47	#6793
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	anyways guys im off to sleep off my loaferette nighty night all!!!!

10 Aug 2006, 01:47	#6795
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	You're one to talk Hayley. That bloke you been eying up the last half hour? The one you been pestering me to tell you his name? The man you say could be "The ONE"? HE, is a HAT STAND

10 Aug 2006, 01:49	#6796
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Me thinks I have been replaced...oh goodie...now I can be served too... Landlord!!! Oh Landlord!!! Knocks on the bar

10 Aug 2006, 01:49	#6797
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	well that would explain why he wasnt very talkative and i thought it was just my loaferette breath lol

10 Aug 2006, 01:51	#6799
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) Settles down in it