Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 281

*AndyK* · 22 Aug 2006, 14:01

Ahem

Bear in mind that the bar is monitored by 24hr modCCTV. Now, put it all back and leave quietly before there's trouble ...

Caelan · 22 Aug 2006, 14:10

you're abit late ain't ya..man have been waiting for some hours now..

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 14:27

Dämn! F*ck the 24hr modCCTV!
C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever!

Caelan · 22 Aug 2006, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

Dämn! F*ck the 24hr modCCTV!
C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever!

I still want my coffee..but make it an Irish one..

and a steak sounds good..I ll have one too

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Aug 2006, 15:59

OK OK OK OK OK OK, i'm back.
Jeez, I HAVE been away on importaint buisness you know

(getting drunk

)
Right, all orders have been serverd, till is full, everyone is happy

vrg · 22 Aug 2006, 16:27

Great to have you back, Landlord. Hope your important business was successful and enjoyable!

I'll have a coffee, and scrambled eggs, if I could, please?

Cellarman in yet, or is it too early?

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 17:11

Erm Mr Barman?
May I ask you:
WHEN WILL I BECOME MY STEAK????

I have made order siss morning and I have gutt nussing jett! I am hungar!

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 17:26

The Landlord is indisposed at the moment...I'll take both shifts until he is back...

Here's coffe and scrambled eggs and cellarman unfortunately is off today - please visit tomorrow...

Herr RJ...which part of you do you want me to be cooked into a steak???

vrg · 22 Aug 2006, 17:41

Thanks for the breakfast.

So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today.

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg

Thanks for the breakfast.

So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today.

Come again tomorrow...I'll ask him to help me serve...

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 17:44

*raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar*

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here!

Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?!

*continues raging*

NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 17:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

*raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar*

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here!

Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?!

*continues raging*

NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

Oh sweetie...

*Dialing the number of the nearest lunatic asylum*...

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 17:50

**RadioMaster** · 24 Aug 2006, 20:38

What happened to this place?
I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

mszee · 24 Aug 2006, 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

What happened to this place?
I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

I think you've answered your own question...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Aug 2006, 20:50

Any more of that sunshine, and you're barred

SW31 · 25 Aug 2006, 02:17

barperson a double jd on the rocks many thanks

JanT · 25 Aug 2006, 02:18

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk please, one large one small. Thank you

mszee · 25 Aug 2006, 02:41

Here we go...

double jd on the rocks

AND

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk

Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...

sunneke · 25 Aug 2006, 08:27

goodmorning, can i have caffee and bread please?

Hypnobabe · 25 Aug 2006, 13:25

Morning...

Can I have a tall cappuchino please? I need something to wake me up this morning... oh, and something cake-ish would be good too, if that's okay?

JanT · 25 Aug 2006, 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...

Sorry, he's only a kitten, he will learn I promise.

Lord Kagan · 26 Aug 2006, 15:50

CAn i have a coffee please

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Aug 2006, 16:39

Think i'll have a pint of my own wares

Was quite ammused before.

Bob the cellar man revealed to me, get this, that he has his own band

AND, it gets even better, he asked if he could play a gig here at The Bat

He said there's a couple of girls he sings with who would love to sing here.
Now what were their names?

Something like Batti and BB?

Never mind.It's not important.

Needless to say, I turned Bob down FLAT.
This place has got a reputation to uphold

Nice try though Bob, now get down that cellar and change some barrels

vrg · 26 Aug 2006, 21:41

But, but, but....Landlord

If the cellarman has a band, we HAVE to hear it. Please reconsider

Look at all the ladies he will bring in

- customers!

22 Aug 2006, 14:27	#7003
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Dämn! Fck the 24hr modCCTV! C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever! Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 22 Aug 2006 at 15:57.*

22 Aug 2006, 14:01	#7001
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Ahem Bear in mind that the bar is monitored by 24hr modCCTV. Now, put it all back and leave quietly before there's trouble ...

22 Aug 2006, 14:10	#7002
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	you're abit late ain't ya..man have been waiting for some hours now..

22 Aug 2006, 15:59	#7005
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	OK OK OK OK OK OK, i'm back. Jeez, I HAVE been away on importaint buisness you know (getting drunk ) Right, all orders have been serverd, till is full, everyone is happy

22 Aug 2006, 16:27	#7006
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Great to have you back, Landlord. Hope your important business was successful and enjoyable! I'll have a coffee, and scrambled eggs, if I could, please? Cellarman in yet, or is it too early?

22 Aug 2006, 17:11	#7007
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Erm Mr Barman? May I ask you: WHEN WILL I BECOME MY STEAK???? I have made order siss morning and I have gutt nussing jett! I am hungar!

22 Aug 2006, 17:26	#7008
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	The Landlord is indisposed at the moment...I'll take both shifts until he is back... Here's coffe and scrambled eggs and cellarman unfortunately is off today - please visit tomorrow... Herr RJ...which part of you do you want me to be cooked into a steak???

22 Aug 2006, 17:41	#7009
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Thanks for the breakfast. So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today.

22 Aug 2006, 17:44	#7011
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar I WANT MY MONEY BACK! I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here! Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?! continues raging NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

22 Aug 2006, 17:50	#7013
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778

24 Aug 2006, 20:38	#7014
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	What happened to this place? I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

24 Aug 2006, 20:50	#7016
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Any more of that sunshine, and you're barred

25 Aug 2006, 02:17	#7017
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	barperson a double jd on the rocks many thanks

25 Aug 2006, 02:18	#7018
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk please, one large one small. Thank you

25 Aug 2006, 02:41	#7019
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Here we go... double jd on the rocks AND Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...

25 Aug 2006, 08:27	#7020
sunneke Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2006 Location: Amersfoort Posts: 2,263	goodmorning, can i have caffee and bread please?

25 Aug 2006, 13:25	#7021
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Morning... Can I have a tall cappuchino please? I need something to wake me up this morning... oh, and something cake-ish would be good too, if that's okay?

26 Aug 2006, 15:50	#7023
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	CAn i have a coffee please

26 Aug 2006, 16:39	#7024
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Think i'll have a pint of my own wares Was quite ammused before. Bob the cellar man revealed to me, get this, that he has his own band AND, it gets even better, he asked if he could play a gig here at The Bat He said there's a couple of girls he sings with who would love to sing here. Now what were their names? Something like Batti and BB? Never mind.It's not important. Needless to say, I turned Bob down FLAT. This place has got a reputation to uphold Nice try though Bob, now get down that cellar and change some barrels

26 Aug 2006, 21:41	#7025
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	But, but, but....Landlord If the cellarman has a band, we HAVE to hear it. Please reconsider Look at all the ladies he will bring in - customers!