Alternative story thread... - Page 29

*AndyK* · 15 Aug 2006, 11:25

knitting

mszee · 15 Aug 2006, 11:46

And quite a large gun which was all tangled in her knitting...

Lord Kagan · 15 Aug 2006, 16:25

As she began to unravel the gun

Rockette · 15 Aug 2006, 16:42

it began to spin a yarn

mszee · 15 Aug 2006, 20:07

"There goes my dear nephew's new sweater," - exclaimed...

Hypnobabe · 15 Aug 2006, 23:47

the dear, sweet little old lady, as she fired six rounds into her nephew, the copper.

Lord Kagan · 15 Aug 2006, 23:50

Slowly reached for his gun, but in doing so it caught on his trousers..

mszee · 16 Aug 2006, 03:29

got stuck in them...Boom...sound of the shot echoed...

MeatGrl1 · 16 Aug 2006, 04:02

Through the quiet desolute house

Rockette · 16 Aug 2006, 04:12

Alas! What had he actually shot? Could it be

mszee · 16 Aug 2006, 04:30

The left hind leg of his favorite armchair???

Rockette · 16 Aug 2006, 05:54

Perhaps so, as it happened to be a folding armchair so that he could tote it wherever he pleased. The sweet little old lady

*AndyK* · 16 Aug 2006, 10:27

smelled of Werthers Originals.

mszee · 16 Aug 2006, 11:30

As she always carried some in her pockets to shut the heck up her grandchildren who...

Hypnobabe · 16 Aug 2006, 14:13

spent the whole day asking stupid inane questions like, 'Are we there yet?' or 'Whyyyyyyy?' or 'Please, Granny, can you knit me a jumper?' Her response (up until the discovery of Werther's Originals) had always been

*AndyK* · 16 Aug 2006, 14:24

to say "parlare il bambino nauseabondo italiano, io non parlano inglese" (she was Italian you see)

Hypnobabe · 16 Aug 2006, 14:59

and the only phrase she knew in English was "There goes my dear nephew's new sweater," which was not a particularly useful phrase, and had been the reason why she'd decided not to learn any more English.

*AndyK* · 16 Aug 2006, 15:04

as the (over)use of that single phrase had got her into serious bother more than once. For example,

Hypnobabe · 16 Aug 2006, 15:11

she'd been punched in the face by a rather burly man, who thought she was accusing him of having nicked her nephew's sweater, when in fact, she thought she was asking what time the bus to Bedford would arrive.

Lord Kagan · 16 Aug 2006, 15:15

Alas the bus was taking its time so the granny sat down at the bus stopped and spotted a nice..

*AndyK* · 16 Aug 2006, 15:15

copy of Peoples Friend which she picked up to look at the pictures contained within it

Lord Kagan · 16 Aug 2006, 15:22

But to her suprise those pictures were not of people but of

*AndyK* · 16 Aug 2006, 15:27

their friends

Lord Kagan · 16 Aug 2006, 15:33

Which seemed strange as

Leah · 16 Aug 2006, 15:44

she translated it to mean 'New Sweater's Today' but these pictures showed people not wearing sweaters (which confused her) instead they wore.....

15 Aug 2006, 11:25	#701
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	knitting

15 Aug 2006, 11:46	#702
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	And quite a large gun which was all tangled in her knitting...

15 Aug 2006, 16:25	#703
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	As she began to unravel the gun

15 Aug 2006, 16:42	#704
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	it began to spin a yarn

15 Aug 2006, 20:07	#705
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	"There goes my dear nephew's new sweater," - exclaimed...

15 Aug 2006, 23:47	#706
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the dear, sweet little old lady, as she fired six rounds into her nephew, the copper.

15 Aug 2006, 23:50	#707
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Slowly reached for his gun, but in doing so it caught on his trousers..

16 Aug 2006, 03:29	#708
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	got stuck in them...Boom...sound of the shot echoed...

16 Aug 2006, 04:02	#709
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Through the quiet desolute house

16 Aug 2006, 04:12	#710
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Alas! What had he actually shot? Could it be

16 Aug 2006, 04:30	#711
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	The left hind leg of his favorite armchair???

16 Aug 2006, 05:54	#712
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Perhaps so, as it happened to be a folding armchair so that he could tote it wherever he pleased. The sweet little old lady

16 Aug 2006, 10:27	#713
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	smelled of Werthers Originals.

16 Aug 2006, 11:30	#714
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	As she always carried some in her pockets to shut the heck up her grandchildren who...

16 Aug 2006, 14:13	#715
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	spent the whole day asking stupid inane questions like, 'Are we there yet?' or 'Whyyyyyyy?' or 'Please, Granny, can you knit me a jumper?' Her response (up until the discovery of Werther's Originals) had always been

16 Aug 2006, 14:24	#716
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	to say "parlare il bambino nauseabondo italiano, io non parlano inglese" (she was Italian you see)

16 Aug 2006, 14:59	#717
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and the only phrase she knew in English was "There goes my dear nephew's new sweater," which was not a particularly useful phrase, and had been the reason why she'd decided not to learn any more English.

16 Aug 2006, 15:04	#718
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	as the (over)use of that single phrase had got her into serious bother more than once. For example,

16 Aug 2006, 15:11	#719
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	she'd been punched in the face by a rather burly man, who thought she was accusing him of having nicked her nephew's sweater, when in fact, she thought she was asking what time the bus to Bedford would arrive.

16 Aug 2006, 15:15	#720
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Alas the bus was taking its time so the granny sat down at the bus stopped and spotted a nice..

16 Aug 2006, 15:15	#721
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	copy of Peoples Friend which she picked up to look at the pictures contained within it

16 Aug 2006, 15:22	#722
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	But to her suprise those pictures were not of people but of

16 Aug 2006, 15:27	#723
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	their friends

16 Aug 2006, 15:33	#724
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Which seemed strange as

16 Aug 2006, 15:44	#725
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	she translated it to mean 'New Sweater's Today' but these pictures showed people not wearing sweaters (which confused her) instead they wore.....