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Old 25 Mar 2008, 13:36   #51
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The dead started walking the earth
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 09:36   #52
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there was the biggest spider in the house..
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 15:32   #53
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The train broke down over a bridge, and we couldn't move for hours.
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 09:15   #54
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there were no buses
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 14:19   #55
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I would have gotton away with it if it wasn't for those damn kids
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 18:52   #56
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i missed the last train...
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 19:11   #57
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Armed uprising.
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 19:16   #58
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a load of zombies escaped from the graveyard..causing a traffic jam
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 22:42   #59
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was flying from heathrow terminal 5
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Old 28 Mar 2008, 07:46   #60
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i like that one lol..


the dog swallowed my car keys and i had to take her to the vets
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Old 28 Mar 2008, 13:44   #61
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My missus went out this morning and forgot to take the handcuffs off me and the bedpost first
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Old 28 Mar 2008, 17:37   #62
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the bathroom door got stuck and i couldnt get out..
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