Original Sin's Agony Page. - Page 3

Kat · 19 May 2003, 02:35

hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!!

I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal.
Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!

sherrie87 · 19 May 2003, 05:31

Original Sin wrote....

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The constant checking, however is a sign of obsessive compulsive behaviour and you need to rectify this straight away. Try setting up a small device to give you an electric shock each time you check.
You should pace you self before your vacation and attempt a gentle withdrawal this will be less of a shock to your system.
Failing that get a laptop with a modem and link up wherever you can.

Oh Orig Sin, you have no idea how you have hit the nail on the head! I literally have a sign in my office (given to me by coworkers) that says "Since when is obessive compulsive disorder a disorder?" Hey, for me it's a very sucessful work style! (Really just kidding here- I know that actual OCD is a life altering disorder) I suspect that I will end up either purchasing or borrowing a laptop for my holiday- I can't imagine a whole month without email or MLUKFC! (Or the other ML sites that I visit daily- Mirror of the Soul, Republic of Loafdom and Meat Loaf Multimedia). It's an addiction friends, but a safer one than drugs or drink!

Sherrie

Bren · 19 May 2003, 11:37

Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice

)

Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums.
How will i survive ?
Will i get withdrawal symptoms?
WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE?
Will people remember who i am?
please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress.
will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?

original sin · 19 May 2003, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kat

hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!!

I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal.
Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!

Kat

If at first you don't suceeded try again. Explore the other options suggested. Let me know how it goes.

As to the peircing being stuck to the wine now thats very interesting.

If it is tounge, lip or check peicings well the wine is now that much closer to your mouth so it makes things a bit easier

However if the peircings are else where we may have a problem

original sin · 19 May 2003, 15:04

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Originally Posted by sherrie87

Oh Orig Sin, you have no idea how you have hit the nail on the head! It's an addiction friends, but a safer one than drugs or drink!

Sherrie

Thank You Sherrie!

Pleased to have been able to help. I hope you have sucess in locating a laptop for your holiday, as I'm sure this is the best remedy.
I hope others take strength from your words and realise that there are worse addictions

Although I may yet anylise the effects of alchol on postwhoring

original sin · 19 May 2003, 15:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice

)

Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums.
How will i survive ?
Will i get withdrawal symptoms?
WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE?
Will people remember who i am?
please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress.
will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?

Dear Bren

You have several options here.
1/ You could cancel your holiday and therefore avoid all the stress related trauma of Forum withdrawal. ( fake an illness and your insurance may cover this

)
2/ Go get a laptop with modem link.
3/ Check out the area before you go and locate all of the cyber cafes etc.
4/ Grab the opportunity with both hands and change your life style!

I am sure that you will not easily be forgotten in such a short time ( who are who by the way).
To catch up on the posts you make have to have extra time at home and dedicate yourself for 72 hours of catch up.( alchol may help you through this)
As for postwhoring it is my belief that once a postwhore always a postwhore...so no worrys there

heat · 19 May 2003, 15:37

Hi Auntie Sin,

I'm in a similar position as Bren

I too am off on holiday for a week up to my sister's in Manchester. She does have internet access, but i have been warned that we are going on holiday for a break, including a break from the internet, by the hubby.

My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back???

Heat
xxx

Tim · 19 May 2003, 17:40

Hello Sin,

Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!!

The Butcher, Tim

original sin · 19 May 2003, 20:43

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Originally Posted by heat

Hi Auntie Sin,

I'm in a similar position as Bren

My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back???

Heat
xxx

Heat

Your problem is a little more complex than Bren’s as you need to consider where hubby is in your priorities.

Now to help you in deciding this, try this little test…..

Does he know the words the Goons “Ying Tong” Song?

Well that answers your question! do we really need to listen to the views of this man

Divorce is far too expensive to consider. So I suggest you send him off down the pub and use this time to fulfil your internet needs!

original sin · 19 May 2003, 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

Hello Sin,

Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!!

The Butcher, Tim

Tim

Sin

heat · 19 May 2003, 20:47

Auntie Sin

HELP!!!!

In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!

What can i do????

Heat
xxx

R. · 19 May 2003, 20:48

Patience ...

heat · 19 May 2003, 20:50

Whats that????

Bren · 19 May 2003, 20:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by heat

Auntie Sin

HELP!!!!

In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!

What can i do????

Heat
xxx

I agree Heat. Where are we going to go, what are we going to do?????
Help Aunty Sin only you can save us.
Actually i am feeling terribly terribly terribly guilty.

original sin · 19 May 2003, 20:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by heat

Auntie Sin
HELP!!!!
In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!
What can i do????
Heat
xxx

Heat

I think you need to take a deep breath right now and try some calming excersises. Picture a stream flowing through a lush green valley. You can hear the babble of the water as it passes gently over the many pebbles........breathe........in............breathe.......out........t he sun is high and shining bright its warm rays are filling you with joy and happiness..... breathe.......in.......breathe.......out

original sin · 19 May 2003, 20:59

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Originally Posted by R.

Patience ...

Dear R.

I am unsure if you are asking for my help.

If you are pleading here for yopur own patience

which is probably stretched

Lord knows you need it on here

so do feel free to pop back for any advise or guidance I may be able to offer

original sin · 19 May 2003, 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

I agree Heat. Where are we going to go, what are we going to do?????
Help Aunty Sin only you can save us.
Actually i am feeling terribly terribly terribly guilty.

Bren

Try the calming excerises suggested to Heat....quickly now...
There may be salvation for you here as you acknowledge guilt

I think the time has come for a postwhore pledge.....
Postwhores will NOT write only one word per post and will NOT draw out a sentance over 2 pages.

A tactful retreat might be in order.....remember quailty not quantity is what counts

original sin · 19 May 2003, 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by heat

Whats that????

Heat

Patience is allegedly counted as a virtue....now before you ask what a virtue is......I think you are probably a lost cause so don't let it concern you

heat · 19 May 2003, 23:15

Thank you so much Sin, for your insightfull opinions and guidence. Most helpfull

Heat
xxx

p.s. Me thinks you may well be right - quality not quantity is what counts when POSTWHOREING!!!

Bren · 19 May 2003, 23:54

Dear Aunty Sin,
HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????

Tim · 20 May 2003, 00:02

Hello Sin,

A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means???

See that you still like your topic.

The Butcher, Tim

Bren · 20 May 2003, 00:06

Tim, Certifiable, means that i'm insane.

original sin · 20 May 2003, 00:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

Dear Aunty Sin,
HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????

Bren

Close the curtains, turn out the lights, peek out of the window and make sure a van hasn't pulled up and a group of men in white coats are coming toards your place

original sin · 20 May 2003, 00:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

Hello Sin,
A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means???
See that you still like your topic.
The Butcher, Tim

Tim

Thank you, I quite agree I don't really want to know the deep dark secret confessions this lot may have

Sorry to use "slang" Certifiable would imply that a person is mad/ a nutter.

Now maybe you can help me?
Where does the Agony Aunt go with her problems?
I'm a little upset

I think someone has suggested that I am "Ghost posting" which is some thing I'd never do

Can you help?

Tim · 20 May 2003, 00:16

Mmmm. aunt Sin.

I think that is very stupid to hear. Why would you do that. Don't think you are the person. If you want to talk, you can emai and pm me.

Don't think you are that person, i guess it is someone else, and i've got a clue but he... i keep my mouth shut.

I'm going now to bed, but if you want to tell / say me something, please mail / pm and contact me... maybe I (no must say "we") mods can hellp you.

The butcher, Tim

19 May 2003, 02:35	#51
Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 28.04.2003 Location: Somerset, UK Posts: 148	hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!! I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal. Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!

19 May 2003, 11:37	#53
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice ) Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums. How will i survive ? Will i get withdrawal symptoms? WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE? Will people remember who i am? please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress. will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?

19 May 2003, 15:37	#57
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Hi Auntie Sin, I'm in a similar position as Bren I too am off on holiday for a week up to my sister's in Manchester. She does have internet access, but i have been warned that we are going on holiday for a break, including a break from the internet, by the hubby. My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back??? Heat xxx

19 May 2003, 17:40	#58
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Hello Sin, Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!! The Butcher, Tim

19 May 2003, 20:47	#61
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Auntie Sin HELP!!!! In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!! What can i do???? Heat xxx

19 May 2003, 20:48	#62
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Patience ...

19 May 2003, 20:50	#63
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Whats that????

19 May 2003, 23:15	#69
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Thank you so much Sin, for your insightfull opinions and guidence. Most helpfull Heat xxx p.s. Me thinks you may well be right - quality not quantity is what counts when POSTWHOREING!!!

19 May 2003, 23:54	#70
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Dear Aunty Sin, HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????

20 May 2003, 00:02	#71
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Hello Sin, A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means??? See that you still like your topic. The Butcher, Tim

20 May 2003, 00:06	#72
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Tim, Certifiable, means that i'm insane.

20 May 2003, 00:16	#75
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Mmmm. aunt Sin. I think that is very stupid to hear. Why would you do that. Don't think you are the person. If you want to talk, you can emai and pm me. Don't think you are that person, i guess it is someone else, and i've got a clue but he... i keep my mouth shut. I'm going now to bed, but if you want to tell / say me something, please mail / pm and contact me... maybe I (no must say "we") mods can hellp you. The butcher, Tim