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Old 11 Aug 2010, 01:59   #51
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Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 02:26   #52
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(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)

Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 02:44   #53
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Sings like a Penguin
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 02:53   #54
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threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 03:20   #55
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Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 18:51   #56
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Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?

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Old 11 Aug 2010, 20:05   #57
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Loves nature, despite what it did to her
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Old 11 Aug 2010, 20:32   #58
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Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

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Old 12 Aug 2010, 12:29   #59
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Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

They will be the only tits you will see, you couldn't get laid even with a paper bag over your head !

Falling into deep hypnosis now LOL...
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 19:46   #60
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GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 19:49   #61
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Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 19:56   #62
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preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 19:58   #63
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Had the sheep begging him for it.


The bag, that is
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:02   #64
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had to beg the sheep for it


not the bag, that is
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:04   #65
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Had to tie toys to it and dangle them round a bit to even get the sheep interested
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:05   #66
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had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:08   #67
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Asked to borrow those toys when I was quite finished
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:14   #68
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agreed!
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 20:17   #69
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That one took you some time RJ (first time anyone's ever said that to him )

TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 22:25   #70
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Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 22:28   #71
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doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 22:41   #72
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Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:02   #73
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Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:09   #74
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Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:26   #75
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Has a small dick
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