11 Aug 2010, 01:59 | #51 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
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Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.
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11 Aug 2010, 02:26 | #52 |
Rock Star
Join Date: 09.05.2005
Location: The future...
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(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)
Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him |
11 Aug 2010, 02:44 | #53 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania
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Sings like a Penguin
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11 Aug 2010, 02:53 | #54 |
Rock Star
Join Date: 09.05.2005
Location: The future...
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threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...
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11 Aug 2010, 03:20 | #55 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
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Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
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11 Aug 2010, 18:51 | #56 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
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Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?
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11 Aug 2010, 20:05 | #57 |
DrumBum
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Loves nature, despite what it did to her
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11 Aug 2010, 20:32 | #58 |
200% is the new 110%
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Location: Newbury
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Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"
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12 Aug 2010, 12:29 | #59 |
Mega Loafer
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12 Aug 2010, 19:46 | #60 |
The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos...
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GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!
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12 Aug 2010, 19:49 | #61 |
200% is the new 110%
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Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.
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12 Aug 2010, 19:56 | #62 |
The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head
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12 Aug 2010, 19:58 | #63 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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Had the sheep begging him for it.
The bag, that is |
12 Aug 2010, 20:02 | #64 |
The German
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had to beg the sheep for it
not the bag, that is |
12 Aug 2010, 20:04 | #65 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Had to tie toys to it and dangle them round a bit to even get the sheep interested
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12 Aug 2010, 20:05 | #66 |
The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested
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12 Aug 2010, 20:08 | #67 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Asked to borrow those toys when I was quite finished
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12 Aug 2010, 20:14 | #68 |
The German
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agreed!
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12 Aug 2010, 20:17 | #69 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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That one took you some time RJ (first time anyone's ever said that to him )
TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts |
12 Aug 2010, 22:25 | #70 |
200% is the new 110%
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Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.
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12 Aug 2010, 22:28 | #71 |
The German
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doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep
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12 Aug 2010, 22:41 | #72 |
200% is the new 110%
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Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.
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12 Aug 2010, 23:02 | #73 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
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Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.
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12 Aug 2010, 23:09 | #74 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
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Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.
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12 Aug 2010, 23:26 | #75 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania
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Has a small dick
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