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God - I thought I had enough last night, but looking at him -
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#52 |
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How did this get in fight club lol, Do we expect some people to get violent when theyre drunk
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![]() ![]() I split the thread to get all the drink talk onto one thread and called it The Refreshment Tent. As it wasn't an argumentative thread, I decided to put a new post at the top of the thread, move to new premisis (The Bat & Bellfry) and move to Off Topic ![]() Now, anyone for a beer ![]() |
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1 (Australian) Red wine, please!
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I feel this is the best place to post the lyrics to the great Toby Keith song - I love This Bar
Music Maestro Please.... We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thirsty hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar [Chorus:] I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then But I love this bar It's my kind of place Just trollin' around the dance floor Puts a big smile on my face No cover charge, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar And after all that singing, I'll have a pint of Guiness Extra Cold (poured at 45' angle and left to stand for 119.5 seconds!!) and a pint of Harp while i wait for my guiness to settle!! |
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Bit early for me but I've been reading on here and getting stressed - and anyway like they say, it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world
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I'll take an ice cold Coke for now- still at work and supervising teenagers so I'd best not have anything too serious! However, could you have a Kahlua ice cream drink ready for me in about two hours?
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can i have a bud please?
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Your bud, Testify, I'll pay for.
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![]() ![]() ![]() Testify, i'm afraid i'll have to see some ID for that beer ![]() Chris, if you wanna get into drinking songs..... SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NA A AME!!!!!! Landlord pulls himself a pint of cider ![]() |
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god damn! grrr ok..... *shows ID*
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no probs, mate.
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Well, looks like Thursday night is open mic night on The Bat and Belfry stage, so here's my drunken offering
![]() I must stop going to parties ( Alan Hull ) from: Sleepless Nights by Lindisfarne... (with slight amendments by AndyK to make it forum relelvant) ----------------------------- Chorus: I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin. I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out I must stop going to parties, and hanging about. For instance take last friday, when Mousie came to tea I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me he said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will. Chorus: You seen the same old faces, you've seen them all before you're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's it's name I say I think you're out of date mate, shouldn't that be the other place. Chorus: Well the punch has all been drunk and the drunks have all been punched, the mods are all irate and R is out to lunch I don't know why I came in here, I'm such a weak-kneed creep I must stop going to parties, I've got to get some sleep. A pint of Black Sheep for me tonight please ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() you know, every bartender needs to hear those three little words now and again.... Keep the change ![]() |
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....ecuse me.....but can i have my bud now please??
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Got metal?
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Hey Mousie, 'mine is empty how about........ one more for me'?
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i'll go get it
<goes up to counter> does drinks ready yet? :) |
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Flying Mouse - can I have a bud please?
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#73 |
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Well In that case I'll have a glass of cider, please. Magners or Strongbow
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![]() ![]() The Devil Went Down To Georgia Performed by RSG, originally by Charlie Daniels Band The devil went down to Georgia He was looking for a soul to steal He was in a bind cause he was way behind And he was willing to make a deal When he came across this young man Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickony stump And said, "Boy" let me tell you what I guess you didn't know it But I'm a fiddle player too And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you played pretty good fiddle,boy But give the devil his due I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul Cause I think I'm better than you The boy said "My name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret Cause I'm the best that's ever been" Johnny raising up your bow And play your fiddle hard Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia And the devil deals the cards And if you win You get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, the devil gets your soul The devil opened up his case And he said "I'll start this show" And fire flew from his finger tips As he raised up his bow And he pulled the bow across the strings And it made a evil hiss Then a band of demons joined in And it sounded something like this When the devil finished Johnny said Well you're, pretty good old son But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done *Fire on the mountain, run boys run The devil's in the house of the rising sun Chicken in the break pan picking at dough Grandma does your dog bite no child no ............................. ya, i forget how it ends ![]() |
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#75 |
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nice one RSG hehe.... :P
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