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Old 28 Jul 2004, 23:54   #7601
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Old 28 Jul 2004, 23:57   #7602
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Old 29 Jul 2004, 00:06   #7603
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Old 29 Jul 2004, 15:43   #7604
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Old 29 Jul 2004, 17:32   #7605
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Old 29 Jul 2004, 18:57   #7606
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Old 29 Jul 2004, 21:10   #7607
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 00:00   #7608
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 01:28   #7609
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 11:10   #7610
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 18:32   #7611
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 21:18   #7612
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 22:03   #7613
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 22:50   #7614
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Old 30 Jul 2004, 23:14   #7615
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NP: Master Of The House

Quote:
Welcome, M'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest,
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books.
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two
Watering the wine
Making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone

THENARDIER
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!

(To another new customer)

THENARDIER
Enter M'sieur
Lay down your load
Unlace your boots
And rest from the road

(Taking his bag)

This weighs a ton
Travel's a curse
But here we strive
To lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied...

Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that

Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!

Charge 'em for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!

THENARDIER AND CHORUS
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got

THENARDIER
Dirty bunch of geezers
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!

MME. THENARDIER
I used to dream
That I would meet a prince
But God Almighty,
Have you seen what's happened since?
`Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this ~~~~~~~ in the house!


THENARDIER & CHORUS
Master of the house.

MME. THENARDIER
Master and a half!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Comforter, philosopher

MME. THENARDIER
Ah, don't make me laugh!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.

MME. THENARDIER
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!

THENARDIER
Everybody raise a glass

MME. THENARDIER
Raise it up the master's arse.

ALL
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
To be honest, can't really hear the music as I am singing along!!!!
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Old 31 Jul 2004, 00:12   #7616
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Old 31 Jul 2004, 18:45   #7617
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Old 31 Jul 2004, 23:19   #7618
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Old 31 Jul 2004, 23:33   #7619
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 06:10   #7620
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... a Martina McBride vid on the telly... THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLS.. perhaps?
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 18:40   #7621
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 18:57   #7622
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... Fox News.. on the telly.. sitting here in horror re: the news of all the bombings in Baghdad today... the terrorists are targeting churches now...a total of 5 churches in Iraq this morning.. just horrible... and news that information has been received that the terrorists plan another attack in NYC... via truck bombs.. horrible.. this is all awful.. like going to hell in a handbasket...
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 18:57   #7623
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 19:45   #7624
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... still Fox News.. the count is up to 7 churches and 1 bridge ... and Tom Ridge... the Homeland Security Secretary.. at 2pm is holding a press conference.. and at 4pm the mayor of NYC is holding a press conference..and i agree... the news must be gravely important in order to hold press conferences on a Sunday afternoon...
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Old 01 Aug 2004, 23:08   #7625
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