Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread) - Page 322

Leah · 16 Apr 2006, 22:12

Spam, spam, spam!! Wasn't there a sketch from a Monty Python series featuring Spam?!

Benny · 16 Apr 2006, 22:22

Monty Python

Spam, Spam and Spam

mszee · 17 Apr 2006, 00:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leah

Spam, spam, spam!! Wasn't there a sketch from a Monty Python series featuring Spam?!

They sell Spam as a souvenir for their Spamelot musical

Ross · 17 Apr 2006, 01:57

How funny. I was reading all about Monty Python today on Wikipedia.

Coincedence? I think not.. this all has a higher meaning!

mszee · 17 Apr 2006, 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

How funny. I was reading all about Monty Python today on Wikipedia.

Coincedence? I think not.. this all has a higher meaning!

We are Monty Python maniacs...higher meaning? Absolutely!!!

dottie · 17 Apr 2006, 09:51

Ross · 17 Apr 2006, 11:15

We are all such a bunch of spammers.....

Benny · 17 Apr 2006, 13:51

Spamin' It

Hypnobabe · 17 Apr 2006, 18:29

Bah da bah da bah... I'm Spammin' It.... or something like that anyway...

dottie · 17 Apr 2006, 20:35

Never knew I was a princess did you

also had a book written about me

spam spam..........

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

Never knew I was a princess did you

also had a book written about me

spam spam..........

Dottie...which one you'd rather be...the one on the left or on the right? The one with Meat Loaf or Prince Charming...or is there a difference???

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 02:38

I feel like making one most post here tonight - just for the sheer hell of it!

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:41

Correction...just for the sheer bat out of hell of it...

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 02:42

I stand corrected!

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:45

Is this thread about anything? Can I post anything here?

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 02:46

Almost I guess...

Go on be a Postwhore...

You know you REALLY want to

Mick Loaf · 18 Apr 2006, 02:49

Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Almost I guess...

Go on be a Postwhore...

You know you REALLY want to

I know I will never be politically correct...and I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette...golden words...but anything containing the word whore???
Do I dare?

RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was;
she told me "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the
garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember:
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!"

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 02:51

WHAT'S that you say Mick?

LOL Mszee funny!

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mick Loaf

Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

Does anybody still eat spam?

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:55

Piglets seek Moscow Olympic glory
Sunday, 16 April 2006, 16:58 GMT 17:58 UK

The third annual "Pig Olympics" have been held in Russia where the pigs might not have flown but they did show their prowess in several activities.
Some 12 piglets from seven countries took part in the games, which included pig-racing, pig-swimming and pigball.
Pig enthusiasts laid bets on the competitors in each event, at an exhibition centre near Moscow.
Each pig, dressed in a numbered bib, was carried squealing into the arena for each event.
Contestants included Mykola from Ukraine, Nelson from South Africa, and the home favourite Kostik Russisch Schwein.
Pig paddle
The first event was a short running race. The pigs had to be encouraged along by their coaches, who ran behind them to keep them on course and to make them run faster.
In pigball, similar to football, the piglets were split into two teams of five in a pen where they chased a ball covered in fish oil with their snouts.
Goals were painted in as half circles in each corner of the pen.
Pig swimming was a new event in this year's games, with pigs attempting to paddle to the other end of a small pool.
However, the pigs were more interested in bumping into each other than racing, and one piglet managed to get his foot stuck in a rope separating the lanes.
Alexei Sharshkov, vice-president of the Sport-Pig Federation, which has around 100 members, said the pigs would not be ending up on anyone's dinner table.
"They go on to produce a new generation of sport pigs. They don't get eaten," he said. "How could you eat a competitor who is known around the world?"

I can't believe I hail from there...geez...

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 02:55

You know something.. I've never even tried it.

mszee · 18 Apr 2006, 02:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

You know something.. I've never even tried it.

I must have eaten it at some time or the other...had no money when we came here...boy...oh boy...and it's all coming back to me now...

Ross · 18 Apr 2006, 12:54

Things are running a little slow here... time for some

SPAMMING

Benny · 18 Apr 2006, 14:08

SPAMIN'

16 Apr 2006, 22:12	#8026
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	Spam, spam, spam!! Wasn't there a sketch from a Monty Python series featuring Spam?!

16 Apr 2006, 22:22	#8027
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17 Apr 2006, 01:57	#8029
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	How funny. I was reading all about Monty Python today on Wikipedia. Coincedence? I think not.. this all has a higher meaning!

17 Apr 2006, 09:51	#8031
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17 Apr 2006, 11:15	#8032
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	We are all such a bunch of spammers.....

17 Apr 2006, 13:51	#8033
Benny Massive Loafer Join Date: 07.09.2005 Location: Posts: 3,084	Spamin' It

17 Apr 2006, 18:29	#8034
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Bah da bah da bah... I'm Spammin' It.... or something like that anyway...

17 Apr 2006, 20:35	#8035
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Never knew I was a princess did you also had a book written about me spam spam..........

18 Apr 2006, 02:38	#8037
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	I feel like making one most post here tonight - just for the sheer hell of it!

18 Apr 2006, 02:41	#8038
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Correction...just for the sheer bat out of hell of it...

18 Apr 2006, 02:42	#8039
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	I stand corrected!

18 Apr 2006, 02:45	#8040
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Is this thread about anything? Can I post anything here?

18 Apr 2006, 02:46	#8041
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Almost I guess... Go on be a Postwhore... You know you REALLY want to

18 Apr 2006, 02:49	#8042
Mick Loaf Thread Killer Join Date: 10.11.2005 Location: Livingston Posts: 1,140	Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

18 Apr 2006, 02:51	#8044
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	WHAT'S that you say Mick? LOL Mszee funny!

18 Apr 2006, 02:55	#8046
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Piglets seek Moscow Olympic glory Sunday, 16 April 2006, 16:58 GMT 17:58 UK The third annual "Pig Olympics" have been held in Russia where the pigs might not have flown but they did show their prowess in several activities. Some 12 piglets from seven countries took part in the games, which included pig-racing, pig-swimming and pigball. Pig enthusiasts laid bets on the competitors in each event, at an exhibition centre near Moscow. Each pig, dressed in a numbered bib, was carried squealing into the arena for each event. Contestants included Mykola from Ukraine, Nelson from South Africa, and the home favourite Kostik Russisch Schwein. Pig paddle The first event was a short running race. The pigs had to be encouraged along by their coaches, who ran behind them to keep them on course and to make them run faster. In pigball, similar to football, the piglets were split into two teams of five in a pen where they chased a ball covered in fish oil with their snouts. Goals were painted in as half circles in each corner of the pen. Pig swimming was a new event in this year's games, with pigs attempting to paddle to the other end of a small pool. However, the pigs were more interested in bumping into each other than racing, and one piglet managed to get his foot stuck in a rope separating the lanes. Alexei Sharshkov, vice-president of the Sport-Pig Federation, which has around 100 members, said the pigs would not be ending up on anyone's dinner table. "They go on to produce a new generation of sport pigs. They don't get eaten," he said. "How could you eat a competitor who is known around the world?" I can't believe I hail from there...geez...

18 Apr 2006, 02:55	#8047
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	You know something.. I've never even tried it.

18 Apr 2006, 12:54	#8049
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Things are running a little slow here... time for some SPAMMING

18 Apr 2006, 14:08	#8050
Benny Massive Loafer Join Date: 07.09.2005 Location: Posts: 3,084	SPAMIN'