Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 33

Chris · 09 Mar 2004, 22:18

Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention

Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?".

She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others.

Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy

puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

black dog · 09 Mar 2004, 22:19

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Originally Posted by Ageing Bat

Having a really cr*p, cr*p, and more cr*p time. Need to get absolutely, utterly slaughtered - and all this from a non drinker.

Line them up, and keep them coming.

Thank you.

I'll join you and buy as many as you can drink! Don't let them get to you.

Heli · 09 Mar 2004, 22:21

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Originally Posted by Chris

Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention

Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?".

She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others.

Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy

puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

Lmao!!! awwww bless you!! Your girlfriend is very lucky!!!

Rob The Badger · 09 Mar 2004, 22:35

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it?

Heli · 09 Mar 2004, 22:44

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Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it?

Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Mar 2004, 23:04

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bloody painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Heli · 09 Mar 2004, 23:09

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Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Wayhey!! Right what will it be!! One at a time please!!!

Rob The Badger · 09 Mar 2004, 23:17

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Originally Posted by Heli

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Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it?

Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

I love you with all my loins dear!

black dog · 09 Mar 2004, 23:30

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Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Thanks FA. I'll have a baileys please

Heli · 09 Mar 2004, 23:56

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Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

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Originally Posted by Heli

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Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it?

Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

I love you with all my loins dear!

Awww bless!!! Aww have you seen the church we are gettin hitched at!!!!!

Heli · 09 Mar 2004, 23:58

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Originally Posted by black dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Thanks FA. I'll have a baileys please

Baileys coimg up!!

*Passess baileys over!!*

black dog · 10 Mar 2004, 00:04

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Heli · 10 Mar 2004, 09:11

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Originally Posted by black dog

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Oooo, if your offering I wouldn't mind a glass of champaigne!! A toast to happiness!!

black dog · 10 Mar 2004, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Heli

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Originally Posted by black dog

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Oooo, if your offering I wouldn't mind a glass of champaigne!! A toast to happiness!!

It's a bit early for me but of course you can have champagne. Celebrate in style

airhead · 10 Mar 2004, 14:30

I have an announcement to make. Women will understand that i have a belly ache and they know the reason why. Men will be warned that Airhead today has PMT and so must be given satisfying amounts of chocolate and sympathy. That is all.

*picks up mop and wipes floor*

black dog · 10 Mar 2004, 14:32

Sit down and have a nice drink and I'll clean up for you if you want Airhead

airhead · 10 Mar 2004, 14:33

Thanks hun! are you sure?

Be careful, the mop likes to fall off at times.

black dog · 10 Mar 2004, 14:35

No problem at all

*takes mop and starts cleaning*

Damn the mops fallen off already

*puts mop head back on and carries on*

airhead · 10 Mar 2004, 14:38

Thank you!

Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

black dog · 10 Mar 2004, 14:40

I've got some Ibuprofen if you need some

airhead · 10 Mar 2004, 16:24

No thatnks i feel better now! Happy again had chocolate!

Heli · 10 Mar 2004, 17:26

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Originally Posted by airhead

Thank you!

Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

I have two left!! I used them all up (I have a belly ache too)!!

You can have some of the chocolate Ice cream if you want, and fill yourself a hot water bottle (their under the sink)!! I live in the basement so i have all my gear laying around!!

Testify · 10 Mar 2004, 18:23

anyone around to serve??? :P

airhead · 10 Mar 2004, 20:36

Thank you so much! *hugs hot water bottle*

Anyway, all glasses i have collected i will now wash up

DIZZY DRUMMER · 10 Mar 2004, 21:45

Heli

Can I have a glass of milk please

09 Mar 2004, 22:18	#801
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?". She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others. Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

09 Mar 2004, 22:35	#804
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it?

09 Mar 2004, 23:04	#806
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bloody painful Drinks all round please - i'm paying

10 Mar 2004, 00:04	#812
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful. Would you like a drink?

10 Mar 2004, 14:30	#815
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I have an announcement to make. Women will understand that i have a belly ache and they know the reason why. Men will be warned that Airhead today has PMT and so must be given satisfying amounts of chocolate and sympathy. That is all. picks up mop and wipes floor

10 Mar 2004, 14:32	#816
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Sit down and have a nice drink and I'll clean up for you if you want Airhead

10 Mar 2004, 14:33	#817
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Thanks hun! are you sure? Be careful, the mop likes to fall off at times.

10 Mar 2004, 14:35	#818
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	No problem at all takes mop and starts cleaning Damn the mops fallen off already puts mop head back on and carries on

10 Mar 2004, 14:38	#819
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Thank you! Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

10 Mar 2004, 14:40	#820
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I've got some Ibuprofen if you need some

10 Mar 2004, 16:24	#821
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	No thatnks i feel better now! Happy again had chocolate!

10 Mar 2004, 18:23	#823
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	anyone around to serve??? :P

10 Mar 2004, 20:36	#824
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Thank you so much! hugs hot water bottle Anyway, all glasses i have collected i will now wash up

10 Mar 2004, 21:45	#825
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Heli Can I have a glass of milk please