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the enchanted spleen
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little teeny chocolates!!!!!
My dog keeps farting... do i put a cork in her arse? |
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Knicker thief
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Probably a needle and thread is needed there
Skiving off work just now, should I feel guilty?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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NO - I never do - they have their pound of flesh every day
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the enchanted spleen
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Play a few songs, sing to them, but i find visitors and a good rabbit on the phone sets me really straight.
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emma, feed Ruby some charcoal biscuits...it stops the farting.
Anyone here tried Tyrozets throat sweets? They sooooooo nice! |
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Mega Loafer
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Yes, I'm always on them. I don't really like them though.
What are you plans for this Christmas? |
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the enchanted spleen
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eat, eat, sleep, eat, open presents, throw up, eat, get pissed, eat, watch crap, eat, pull bomb bombs, and i'll probably eat.
Are tangerines spposed to be soft and squishy? |
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#808 |
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Depends on which country they are from and hol old they are...I like the hard dry ones myself...
Anyone tried Toxic Waste super sour sweets? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Never heard of them
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the enchanted spleen
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tell him Maria Wittaker is on the other end of the supermarket and she's giving away free beer to the first person who gets there.
How do you get rid of unwanted feelings? |
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Knicker thief
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Get pi**ed
How many kids does Santa have?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Thousands
Merry Xmas & is it going to be a happy new year ????? |
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.......for you Fa......the best year
Should I help cook Crimbo dinner 2day?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Yes Gerry - you should
- either that or wash up afterSo what did you get for Xmas ???? |
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My sack was full this morning....but I then emptied it
Did anyone get a wooley jumper this year |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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No not this year
Got some drums to bang on Anyone drunk yet ????? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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no
is it over yet??? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Not quite - not long though
Why is Billy Connolly so funny
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...because he's SCOTTISH
Why does Billy Connolly always talk about Willies |
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Because he's a man
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Q: WHO will you be kissing at midnight on NYE? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Either hubby or the dog - depends which one is still awake
Going to the sales today - shell I be reserved or go mad |
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*WOOF*......I'll be your dog
Be reserved FA......unless your passing Ann Summers Do guys goto places like Ann Summers?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Yes they do - - it is a popular shop
Why do ful;l moons send some people funny |
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Hoowwwlllllllllllll dont really know
Why is Meatloaf so sexy........Ladies........ |
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