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Old 22 Dec 2004, 15:00   #801
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little teeny chocolates!!!!!

My dog keeps farting... do i put a cork in her arse?
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Old 22 Dec 2004, 15:45   #802
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Probably a needle and thread is needed there

Skiving off work just now, should I feel guilty??
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Old 22 Dec 2004, 19:41   #803
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NO - I never do - they have their pound of flesh every day








How can I cheer myself up ??????
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Old 22 Dec 2004, 23:35   #804
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Play a few songs, sing to them, but i find visitors and a good rabbit on the phone sets me really straight.
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Old 23 Dec 2004, 01:07   #805
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emma, feed Ruby some charcoal biscuits...it stops the farting.


Anyone here tried Tyrozets throat sweets?

They sooooooo nice!
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Old 23 Dec 2004, 13:05   #806
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Yes, I'm always on them. I don't really like them though.




What are you plans for this Christmas?
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 00:49   #807
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eat, eat, sleep, eat, open presents, throw up, eat, get pissed, eat, watch crap, eat, pull bomb bombs, and i'll probably eat.

Are tangerines spposed to be soft and squishy?
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 01:42   #808
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Depends on which country they are from and hol old they are...I like the hard dry ones myself...


Anyone tried Toxic Waste super sour sweets?
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 07:10   #809
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Never heard of them











How do I get rid of hubby in the supermarket - so I can buy him one last prezzie ???
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 16:45   #810
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tell him Maria Wittaker is on the other end of the supermarket and she's giving away free beer to the first person who gets there.

How do you get rid of unwanted feelings?
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 22:55   #811
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Get pi**ed

How many kids does Santa have??
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Old 24 Dec 2004, 23:35   #812
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Thousands













Merry Xmas & is it going to be a happy new year ?????
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Old 25 Dec 2004, 11:22   #813
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.......for you Fa......the best year

Should I help cook Crimbo dinner 2day??
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Old 25 Dec 2004, 12:42   #814
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Yes Gerry - you should - either that or wash up after










So what did you get for Xmas ????
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Old 25 Dec 2004, 13:06   #815
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My sack was full this morning....but I then emptied it

Did anyone get a wooley jumper this year
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Old 25 Dec 2004, 13:16   #816
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No not this year

Got some drums to bang on









Anyone drunk yet ?????
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Old 26 Dec 2004, 19:09   #817
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no

is it over yet???
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Old 26 Dec 2004, 22:21   #818
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Not quite - not long though













Why is Billy Connolly so funny
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Old 27 Dec 2004, 19:32   #819
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...because he's SCOTTISH

Why does Billy Connolly always talk about Willies
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Old 27 Dec 2004, 21:32   #820
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Because he's a man













What are you doing for New Year ?????
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Old 28 Dec 2004, 04:26   #821
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Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000
What are you doing for New Year ?????
I will be spending NYE in NEW ORLEANS! A gang of us are going down for the Sugar Bowl and decided to go a bit early to enjoy the festivities in the Quarter!

Q: WHO will you be kissing at midnight on NYE?
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Old 28 Dec 2004, 08:30   #822
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Either hubby or the dog - depends which one is still awake








Going to the sales today - shell I be reserved or go mad
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Old 28 Dec 2004, 20:01   #823
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*WOOF*......I'll be your dog

Be reserved FA......unless your passing Ann Summers

Do guys goto places like Ann Summers??
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Old 28 Dec 2004, 21:46   #824
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Yes they do - - it is a popular shop








Why do ful;l moons send some people funny
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Old 29 Dec 2004, 01:19   #825
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Hoowwwlllllllllllll dont really know

Why is Meatloaf so sexy........Ladies........
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