01 Jun 2007, 09:19
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
 Join Date: 13.07.2005
Location:
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Posts: 7,686
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Did someone mention breakfast? I'll have a full English please, very crispy bacon, sausage, fried egg over easy, beans, mushroom, hash browns and a slice of toast and a cup of tea...
Oh, and if you could look after the children while I'm eating it, that'd be lovely... |
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01 Jun 2007, 16:41
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
 middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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no probs -- children in play pen watching teletubbies
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01 Jun 2007, 16:51
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.03.2006
Location:
 And you think you're down under???
Posts: 26,252
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Oh my god...I am BAD... 
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01 Jun 2007, 17:01
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
Location:
Hitting the highway like a battering ram...
Posts: 7,686
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On one occasion I took my eldest, Jordan, there, he'd have been about 3 at the time, and I asked her to keep an eye on him while I went to the loo.. I came out and asked where he was, to be told 'he's okay, he's down at the pond, looking at the fish'... I didn't quite manage to sprint fast enough to catch him before he fell in, and we both got covered in extremely stinky green slime as a result... Needless to say, I haven't taken him back since.
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01 Jun 2007, 17:12
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.03.2006
Location:
And you think you're down under???
Posts: 26,252
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All children (same as dogs incidentally) immediately adore me and show obvious interest in me... Me...not so much...hahahhahahahahaha... Well...I do adore dogs back... 
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02 Jun 2007, 00:10
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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time for a beer
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02 Jun 2007, 00:11
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#8432 |
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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
Join Date: 17.09.2005
Location:
London
Posts: 12,947
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You're playing catch up m8 lol
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02 Jun 2007, 00:14
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#8433 |
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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ok line up 4 more
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02 Jun 2007, 05:24
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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
Join Date: 17.09.2005
Location:
London
Posts: 12,947
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<<<<still drinking, who's serving??????
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02 Jun 2007, 17:47
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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 What's your pleasure today sir? 
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02 Jun 2007, 17:54
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#8436 |
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˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙
Join Date: 12.11.2006
Location:
 Niedersachsen
Posts: 6,387
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Actually it´s Madam
 A large, and I mean REALLY large Sambuca please !!
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02 Jun 2007, 18:03
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#8437 |
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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Here, have a bottle
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02 Jun 2007, 19:35
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 22.06.2006
Location:
Blackpool
Posts: 2,232
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Ermmm.... weak tea, milk, two sugars please
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02 Jun 2007, 21:29
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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2 beers please & some live meat loaf
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03 Jun 2007, 00:58
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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Beers i can do, but Live Meat no chance
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03 Jun 2007, 01:01
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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ok beers it is
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03 Jun 2007, 01:06
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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Here you go, enjoy
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03 Jun 2007, 02:48
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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Landlord staggers in clutching a bottle of something alcoholic, grabs a table, and lights up a smoke*
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03 Jun 2007, 13:38
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 22.06.2006
Location:
Blackpool
Posts: 2,232
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Stopped serving tea here then?
Perhaps someone should open a cafe. |
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04 Jun 2007, 11:41
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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1 pot of tea on it's way
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04 Jun 2007, 23:08
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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Martini, on the rocks please
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05 Jun 2007, 00:37
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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on the way & a couple of beers for me
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05 Jun 2007, 00:40
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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Cheers, i needed that.....
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05 Jun 2007, 00:42
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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lines up another
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05 Jun 2007, 00:48
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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Why not? you too
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