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Chris · 20 Feb 2007, 21:25

Bullocks to the lot of them

*AndyK* · 20 Feb 2007, 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Where are you?

Somerset/Dorset border

duke knooby · 21 Feb 2007, 02:05

un-officially look whos birthday it is tomorrow

mszee · 21 Feb 2007, 02:17

Whose?

duke knooby · 21 Feb 2007, 02:19

young ross

mszee · 21 Feb 2007, 02:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by knooby

young ross

I thought it was 22nd? Oh yeah...for you it is tomorrow...geez, why am I so confused?

firefly · 21 Feb 2007, 10:19

Got a new job!....yipee

Does'nt start until May tho..

**Monstro** · 21 Feb 2007, 11:01

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

rick · 21 Feb 2007, 13:37

we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus

and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit
not thank you for driving it for 5 miles to get them to civilisation and home
i think next time i'll just park it up and let the lazy sod's walk

firefly · 21 Feb 2007, 13:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

Thank's Michael

firefly · 21 Feb 2007, 14:11

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to scream!

**The Flying Mouse** · 21 Feb 2007, 14:33

"we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus"

I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks

mszee · 21 Feb 2007, 14:45

Why do I get this nagging impression that Rick is an EXCELLENT driver???

Chris · 21 Feb 2007, 14:51

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

Ageing Bat · 21 Feb 2007, 14:56

It's a wonder that 'Greedy Gordon' doesn't put a tax on road kill...... he's taxed pretty much everything else to do with roads and driving.

Chris · 21 Feb 2007, 14:57

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

Ageing Bat · 21 Feb 2007, 14:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by rick

and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit

Good job you didn't say anything about plucking pheasants then!

Ageing Bat · 21 Feb 2007, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

Is it the one where they're in a bar mixing with the locals?

mszee · 21 Feb 2007, 15:00

In other news...I was driving today behind QQ car (if somebody doesn't know what it is - it's an antique car license plate)...some kind of British old thingie...didn't look like much of anything antique...just OLD...

Big sticker on the back "GB"

Alright...I have NEVER yet encountered this kind of driver:

The speed ranged between 42 and 65 with no cars in front for no particular reason.

The car was swerving back and forth all over the lane like a person REALLY doesn't know what straight line is...ouch...

And that concludes my morning rant.

Thank you very much for your kind attention!

firefly · 21 Feb 2007, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

Ageing Bat · 21 Feb 2007, 16:37

Two more to go

**Monstro** · 21 Feb 2007, 16:38

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

firefly · 21 Feb 2007, 16:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

Betty · 21 Feb 2007, 19:02

If only people would be rich, and if only intelligence would be buyable...
The world could be such a lovely place then....

*AndyK* · 21 Feb 2007, 20:50

So Rick, how many fields did you have to drive across to get that pheasant?

21 Feb 2007, 13:37	#8634
rick badass bus driver Join Date: 12.11.2003 Location: what do you mean no bloody ticket grandma Posts: 485	we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S*t when it hit not thank you for driving it for 5 miles to get them to civilisation and home i think next time i'll just park it up and let the lazy sod's walk Last edited by rick; 21 Feb 2007 at 13:48.*

20 Feb 2007, 21:25	#8626
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Bullocks to the lot of them

21 Feb 2007, 02:05	#8628
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,882	un-officially look whos birthday it is tomorrow

21 Feb 2007, 02:17	#8629
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Whose?

21 Feb 2007, 02:19	#8630
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,882	young ross

21 Feb 2007, 10:19	#8632
firefly Mega Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2006 Location: paradise Posts: 3,088	Got a new job!....yipee Does'nt start until May tho..

21 Feb 2007, 11:01	#8633
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,946	Congrats!!!!!!!! I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

21 Feb 2007, 14:11	#8636
firefly Mega Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2006 Location: paradise Posts: 3,088	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to scream!

21 Feb 2007, 14:33	#8637
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	"we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus" I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks

21 Feb 2007, 14:45	#8638
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Why do I get this nagging impression that Rick is an EXCELLENT driver???

21 Feb 2007, 14:51	#8639
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please. By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

21 Feb 2007, 14:56	#8640
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	It's a wonder that 'Greedy Gordon' doesn't put a tax on road kill...... he's taxed pretty much everything else to do with roads and driving.

21 Feb 2007, 14:57	#8641
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

21 Feb 2007, 15:00	#8644
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	In other news...I was driving today behind QQ car (if somebody doesn't know what it is - it's an antique car license plate)...some kind of British old thingie...didn't look like much of anything antique...just OLD... Big sticker on the back "GB" Alright...I have NEVER yet encountered this kind of driver: The speed ranged between 42 and 65 with no cars in front for no particular reason. The car was swerving back and forth all over the lane like a person REALLY doesn't know what straight line is...ouch... And that concludes my morning rant. Thank you very much for your kind attention!

21 Feb 2007, 16:37	#8646
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Two more to go

21 Feb 2007, 16:38	#8647
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,946	There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

21 Feb 2007, 19:02	#8649
Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	If only people would be rich, and if only intelligence would be buyable... The world could be such a lovely place then....

21 Feb 2007, 20:50	#8650
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	So Rick, how many fields did you have to drive across to get that pheasant?