02 Jan 2005, 21:12
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
 Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
 Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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FA Galoshes and a souwester are defientely in order but with nothing underneath
 Q: How do I smile? |
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02 Jan 2005, 22:28
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 25.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 1,166
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Like your passing wind!!!!
How will I get Dottie to talk to me again?? |
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03 Jan 2005, 16:53
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#853 |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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A: I'm here Scottie
Q: Where is happiness? |
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03 Jan 2005, 17:01
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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All over - just just have to look for it
Will people slowly come back now the holiday period has finished ??? |
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05 Jan 2005, 12:54
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
 auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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.......what Holiday
 Would the ladies in here leave their man for Meat?? |
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05 Jan 2005, 14:27
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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Too right - lotsa personality - good looks - money
Come on Gerry - what do you think - just ask Dottie  Has anyone been to the Canaries & what is it like?? |
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05 Jan 2005, 15:32
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the enchanted spleen
Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
Posts: 1,909
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yes, very nice, just don't drink the milk.
why oh why do i need the toilet now????? |
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05 Jan 2005, 20:12
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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I think youre talking S**t
What else does Barry Manilow have thats big 
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06 Jan 2005, 13:35
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#859 |
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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Voice
 We have lotsa chocs & bikkies left over from Xmas in the office - but why do people eat them for the sack of it - I could never understand that  
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07 Jan 2005, 10:21
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#860 |
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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....cause putting on weight is more fun than trying 2 loose it
 Why am I here? |
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07 Jan 2005, 13:50
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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Because you missed me
 We can't find a last minute deal to the canaries in Feb - any suggestions for anywhere else - not too far - but with sun ??? |
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07 Jan 2005, 16:47
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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.....why not the Pigeons then
 Good idea though, where can I book a holiday 4 this year?? |
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07 Jan 2005, 19:40
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
Posts: 5,706
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HELL YEAH. In a heartbeat. But only if the kids came too.... Come to Welshy Wales. Tis loverly this time of year. What's sleep? |
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07 Jan 2005, 20:26
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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It's something which keeps you healthy which requires you to loose conciousness.
Why can't I write a half decent poem? |
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07 Jan 2005, 20:38
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 25.11.2003
Location:
Harlow Essex
Posts: 1,166
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give it time and you will rhyme!!!
What the hell is bez ( happy mondays) doing in big brother? |
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07 Jan 2005, 21:25
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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his mum kicked him out and hes homeless
Whens this rain gonni stop 
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07 Jan 2005, 21:54
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
Posts: 5,706
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When the devil has a snowball fight....
 Anyone wanna come decorate for me???? |
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08 Jan 2005, 00:33
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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No Heat - you'd end up in an even bigger mess
What am I doing up soooo late???? |
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08 Jan 2005, 19:26
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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A. Boredom!
Q. why is the forum always deserted when i log in??? |
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08 Jan 2005, 22:27
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 04.02.2003
Location:
 Holland
Posts: 4,063
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A. I am here now, and so are you...no serious, once the tour starts more people will be here, I am sure1
Q. What made you smile today? |
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08 Jan 2005, 22:33
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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My drum tutor - telling me not to fall out with the kit
Why do I like music like Def Leppard - Whitesnake - Guns & Roses - Bon Jovi & can't tolerate Britney - etc |
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08 Jan 2005, 22:59
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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Because she can't sing and only sells music because she shows off her body.
Why is it I really like the house we can't afford? |
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08 Jan 2005, 23:04
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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A. Thats Life
Q. anybody seen a good film lately?? |
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08 Jan 2005, 23:07
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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Yes, but don't tell my dad I quite enjoyed Dark Star.
Why might the printed word kill you? |
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09 Jan 2005, 14:35
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
 Manchester, UK
Posts: 2,895
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People write things about you/you read things which change your world view.
What are the advantages of being a buddy? Doesn't seem to do much... |
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