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#876 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: If you've a surname like Holly it does a lot
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#877 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. errrm
Q. is that a box that emits light, or a box that isnt heavy? |
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#878 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: A light box helps SAD sufferers to cope with the winter blues......
Q: Why did keab's answer make me laugh - thank you :) |
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#879 |
Always Ready For A Bang
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Cause you liked it :P
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#880 |
the enchanted spleen
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COS THEY WANT TA SCAM!!!!
why oh why did biter's chocolate willies melt into a soggy chocolately fondanty mess at the bottom of the box? |
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#881 |
Rampant Loafer...
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Because you put them on the radiator......
Am i gonna get what i want for my birthday......or what i deserve???? |
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#882 |
Mega Loafer
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What you want and what you deserve.
Should I care about everyone else, or should I care about myself (for once)? |
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#883 |
Lurker
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Look after number one for a bit.
Im sad. Please make me smile? ![]() |
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#884 | |
Too sexy for this post
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Are we doomed to mediocrity? |
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#885 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. quite probably
Q. or are we??? |
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#886 |
Too sexy for this post
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quite probably
Beckett or Stoppard? |
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#887 |
Always Ready For A Bang
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stoppard
how do you cheer a friend up - who has beeen asked if a seniour citizan - only 40 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#888 |
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Chocolate and a facelift.
I feel all oogy and flu-ey...bah. Anyone know a non-medicinal way to make me feel better? Im already takng co-codamol and if i take any more pills im gonna rattle. |
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#889 |
Always Ready For A Bang
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Horloicks - hot water bottle & bed
How can I relax after a very stressful day ???? |
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#890 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. lightsaber a few stormtroopers.
Q. Whens it gonna snow?? |
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#891 |
Knicker thief
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Only in your mind
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#892 |
Rampant Loafer...
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Yours :P
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#893 |
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Definately not.....spend the money on beer . That'll heat you up
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#894 |
Always Ready For A Bang
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A roofer
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#895 |
Knicker thief
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...cause youve not opened the blinds.
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#896 |
Rampant Loafer...
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to expose the blokes to some kind of wit....
anyone got any superglue? |
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#897 |
Super Loafer
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Sorry. I only have blue tak.
Is there any truth in the rumour I heard that busted are splitting up? |
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#898 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. lets hope so
Q. what's your favourite food? |
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#899 |
Mega Loafer
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spaghetti bolognase
shall i give my staff a pay rise? |
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#900 |
Mega Loafer
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If I worked there, yes, as I don't nah they earn enough.
Why is it so cold? |
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