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Old 09 Jan 2005, 16:35   #876
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A: If you've a surname like Holly it does a lot

Q: Anyone got a light box
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Old 09 Jan 2005, 19:39   #877
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A. errrm

Q. is that a box that emits light, or a box that isnt heavy?
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Old 09 Jan 2005, 21:01   #878
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A: A light box helps SAD sufferers to cope with the winter blues......

Q: Why did keab's answer make me laugh - thank you :)
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Old 09 Jan 2005, 21:28   #879
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Cause you liked it :P







Why do travel agents rip you off at school holidays
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Old 09 Jan 2005, 21:49   #880
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COS THEY WANT TA SCAM!!!!

why oh why did biter's chocolate willies melt into a soggy chocolately fondanty mess at the bottom of the box?
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Old 09 Jan 2005, 22:34   #881
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Because you put them on the radiator......





Am i gonna get what i want for my birthday......or what i deserve????
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 11:08   #882
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What you want and what you deserve.





Should I care about everyone else, or should I care about myself (for once)?
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 17:40   #883
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Look after number one for a bit.


Im sad. Please make me smile?
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 18:03   #884
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biter
Look after number one for a bit.


Im sad. Please make me smile?
Smile... it's not as bad as you think.

Are we doomed to mediocrity?
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 20:25   #885
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A. quite probably

Q. or are we???
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 23:11   #886
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quite probably

Beckett or Stoppard?
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Old 10 Jan 2005, 23:21   #887
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stoppard














how do you cheer a friend up - who has beeen asked if a seniour citizan - only 40
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 18:36   #888
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Chocolate and a facelift.


I feel all oogy and flu-ey...bah.


Anyone know a non-medicinal way to make me feel better? Im already takng co-codamol and if i take any more pills im gonna rattle.
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 19:19   #889
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Horloicks - hot water bottle & bed













How can I relax after a very stressful day ????
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 21:40   #890
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A. lightsaber a few stormtroopers.

Q. Whens it gonna snow??
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:10   #891
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Only in your mind

Whos roof is gonni blow away 2nite??
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:18   #892
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Yours :P






Is it worth investing in more lagging for my loft???
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:38   #893
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Definately not.....spend the money on beer . That'll heat you up

Whos gonni fix ma roof (cheers Heat)
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:44   #894
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A roofer












Why are Tuesdays so dull ????
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:51   #895
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...cause youve not opened the blinds.

Why are all the females so sarcastic in here
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Old 11 Jan 2005, 22:56   #896
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to expose the blokes to some kind of wit....






anyone got any superglue?
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Old 12 Jan 2005, 17:34   #897
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Sorry. I only have blue tak.

Is there any truth in the rumour I heard that busted are splitting up?
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Old 12 Jan 2005, 20:02   #898
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A. lets hope so

Q. what's your favourite food?
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 01:03   #899
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spaghetti bolognase





shall i give my staff a pay rise?
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 12:58   #900
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If I worked there, yes, as I don't nah they earn enough.





Why is it so cold?
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