05 Sep 2006, 16:09
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Relentless
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enjoying his tea break, he was sat on a bench watching the wind blow dust eddies across the yard and listening to the birds twittering in the distant barn.
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05 Sep 2006, 16:44
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
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He listened a bit longer, then carefully set down his tea mug, picked up a rather hefty looking golf club, took careful aim, and whacked the ball as hard as he could, to be rewarded by a lot of squawking and flapping as the ball landed hard in the middle of the distant barn full of birds. After a few moments, they had all flown away, leaving nothing but a peaceful silence. Bob picked up his tea mug again, and continued his tea break.
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06 Sep 2006, 00:38
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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until herd in the distance a twin blade(helicopter)coming towards him
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06 Sep 2006, 18:47
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
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which, unfortunately, flew into a flock of squawking birds that had recently taken flight unexpectedly, and so the helicopter had to make an emergency landing for extensive repairs to the blades, which would leave it out of commission for at least a month. In the meantime, peace returned...
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06 Sep 2006, 18:49
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Relentless
Join Date: 21.11.2003
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to the world, poverty was ended and famine was a thing of the past.
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07 Sep 2006, 01:05
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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which, of course...
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07 Sep 2006, 01:55
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 24.06.2005
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could never happen in reality at this moment in time
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07 Sep 2006, 05:51
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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or any moment in time for this matter...
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08 Sep 2006, 12:12
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Relentless
Join Date: 21.11.2003
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but since when did reality matter in this story,thought Brian.
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08 Sep 2006, 15:54
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
Join Date: 17.05.2006
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Since relaity can be an illusion Brian decided to
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08 Sep 2006, 22:11
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#886 |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
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learn a few magic tricks, and fit right in with the 'all reality is an illusion' theory.
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08 Sep 2006, 22:14
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
Join Date: 17.05.2006
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Though Brian thought that as his perception is sometimes wrong he could boost his magic tricks by wearing the magical
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09 Sep 2006, 02:27
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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cloak of destiny or so what he thought after a few trys &
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09 Sep 2006, 02:44
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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a bottle of gin
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09 Sep 2006, 02:47
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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& a bottle of jd he throws himself a
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09 Sep 2006, 02:48
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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at the feet of
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09 Sep 2006, 02:55
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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the statue of
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09 Sep 2006, 03:17
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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Liberty which by the way
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09 Sep 2006, 13:24
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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looked a bit differant inside the entrance to the royal albert hall as it was
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09 Sep 2006, 18:15
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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blocking the entrance itself with vengeance
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10 Sep 2006, 08:03
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Inaugural goldfish winner
Join Date: 04.07.2005
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worthy of a penguin on LSD
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10 Sep 2006, 08:27
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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feck off said...
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10 Sep 2006, 08:31
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Inaugural goldfish winner
Join Date: 04.07.2005
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a passing gnu
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10 Sep 2006, 08:45
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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and passed on...
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11 Sep 2006, 01:21
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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the water troff filled with lefted over beer from the royal albert hall on 16 october that had ran dry ... hic
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