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Hypnobabe · 12 Sep 2006, 13:08

In the meantime, Brian

MeatGrl1 · 12 Sep 2006, 13:11

Lost the plot and

mszee · 12 Sep 2006, 20:08

dived into the clear blue ocean to look for it

Hypnobabe · 13 Sep 2006, 12:55

where unfortunately, he met a

*AndyK* · 13 Sep 2006, 12:58

siren, which he was drawn to like a moth to a flame. He knew her love would be the death of him, but he swam to her just the same.

Hypnobabe · 13 Sep 2006, 13:07

It took ages though, because Brian couldn't swim very well at all. About the best he could manage was a bit of a doggy paddle, and only then if he had his armbands and rubber ring to keep him afloat.

*AndyK* · 13 Sep 2006, 13:18

Sadly, he had neither with him.

Hypnobabe · 13 Sep 2006, 13:39

As the thrashing about in the water and choking noises were testament to.

mszee · 13 Sep 2006, 15:15

all humankind stupidity and

SW31 · 14 Sep 2006, 01:39

the way to go on our way to

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 01:41

nowhere fast

SW31 · 14 Sep 2006, 02:08

because he was blind as a bat

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 02:28

and as we all know...bats are

SW31 · 14 Sep 2006, 02:32

flying mammals who like to fly in

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 02:33

the heat of the night

SW31 · 14 Sep 2006, 02:40

& around the belfry for a quick

Hypnobabe · 14 Sep 2006, 16:37

pint or two

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 16:40

or three...

*AndyK* · 14 Sep 2006, 16:43

and a packet of

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 16:45

scampi fries

Hypnobabe · 14 Sep 2006, 16:45

nuts

*AndyK* · 14 Sep 2006, 16:47

which was a bizarre mix that had recently been marketed by KP with a TV advertising campaing featuring

Hypnobabe · 16 Sep 2006, 13:00

an almost unknown Z-list celebrity, dressed up as a giant scampi, singing a song about nuts.

Gez · 16 Sep 2006, 16:58

while dressed as a Transvestite

mszee · 17 Sep 2006, 02:07

and looking suspiciously enough just like...

12 Sep 2006, 13:08	#901
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	In the meantime, Brian

12 Sep 2006, 13:11	#902
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Lost the plot and

12 Sep 2006, 20:08	#903
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	dived into the clear blue ocean to look for it

13 Sep 2006, 12:55	#904
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	where unfortunately, he met a

13 Sep 2006, 12:58	#905
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	siren, which he was drawn to like a moth to a flame. He knew her love would be the death of him, but he swam to her just the same.

13 Sep 2006, 13:07	#906
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	It took ages though, because Brian couldn't swim very well at all. About the best he could manage was a bit of a doggy paddle, and only then if he had his armbands and rubber ring to keep him afloat.

13 Sep 2006, 13:18	#907
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Sadly, he had neither with him.

13 Sep 2006, 13:39	#908
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	As the thrashing about in the water and choking noises were testament to.

13 Sep 2006, 15:15	#909
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	all humankind stupidity and

14 Sep 2006, 01:39	#910
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	the way to go on our way to

14 Sep 2006, 01:41	#911
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	nowhere fast

14 Sep 2006, 02:08	#912
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	because he was blind as a bat

14 Sep 2006, 02:28	#913
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	and as we all know...bats are

14 Sep 2006, 02:32	#914
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	flying mammals who like to fly in

14 Sep 2006, 02:33	#915
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	the heat of the night

14 Sep 2006, 02:40	#916
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	& around the belfry for a quick

14 Sep 2006, 16:37	#917
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	pint or two

14 Sep 2006, 16:40	#918
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	or three...

14 Sep 2006, 16:43	#919
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	and a packet of

14 Sep 2006, 16:45	#920
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	scampi fries

14 Sep 2006, 16:45	#921
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	nuts

14 Sep 2006, 16:47	#922
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	which was a bizarre mix that had recently been marketed by KP with a TV advertising campaing featuring

16 Sep 2006, 13:00	#923
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	an almost unknown Z-list celebrity, dressed up as a giant scampi, singing a song about nuts.

16 Sep 2006, 16:58	#924
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	while dressed as a Transvestite

17 Sep 2006, 02:07	#925
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	and looking suspiciously enough just like...