Person above me (alternative version). - Page 38

mszee · 12 Mar 2007, 17:38

Like to sing Like a Virgin during intimate moments

Hypnobabe · 12 Mar 2007, 17:57

Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...

mszee · 12 Mar 2007, 17:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...

This thread is supposed to be outrageous lies...where do you see outrageous lie here????

Has sold her children to Charles Dickens for his new novel

Hypnobabe · 12 Mar 2007, 18:07

Had her bust reduced from size 68 GG to size 44 FF

*AndyK* · 12 Mar 2007, 18:08

Has one of each size!

LucyK! · 12 Mar 2007, 18:10

Made me leave my shoes down there because he insists they look better on him

*AndyK* · 12 Mar 2007, 18:11

Really has got size 11 feet!!

LucyK! · 12 Mar 2007, 18:19

Wishes he had size 11 feet

*AndyK* · 12 Mar 2007, 18:27

Has saved me some Mini-Eggs.

**RadioMaster** · 12 Mar 2007, 18:28

has a wooden leg

**allrevvedup** · 12 Mar 2007, 18:43

has an axe to chop down the wooden leg

mszee · 12 Mar 2007, 19:19

Wear braces on his teeth and on his pants...

**RadioMaster** · 12 Mar 2007, 19:36

talks to a little pink elefant only she can see

tinkerbell · 12 Mar 2007, 19:57

is a little pink elephant

samurai7 · 12 Mar 2007, 23:14

is married to a little pink elephant

**RadioMaster** · 12 Mar 2007, 23:20

can shove it up is @$$

samurai7 · 12 Mar 2007, 23:22

can fit the entire Melbourne Symphony Orchestra up his crack.

**RadioMaster** · 12 Mar 2007, 23:27

did it

samurai7 · 12 Mar 2007, 23:35

showed me how to do it

**RadioMaster** · 12 Mar 2007, 23:53

only cause he asked a thousand times

samurai7 · 12 Mar 2007, 23:54

thought that everyone named Kevin was an alien until he was fourteen years old.

**RadioMaster** · 13 Mar 2007, 00:01

thought the show ALIAS was about aliens, but misspelled

Blackkat13 · 13 Mar 2007, 00:40

Has read the Karma Sutra over 12 times and still don't under stand it

Hypnobabe · 13 Mar 2007, 00:46

Is writing a revised edition of the Kama Sutra with an additional 67 positions, all developed personally

tinkerbell · 13 Mar 2007, 00:55

has a massive understanding for this

12 Mar 2007, 17:38	#926
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Like to sing Like a Virgin during intimate moments

12 Mar 2007, 17:57	#927
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...

12 Mar 2007, 18:07	#929
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Had her bust reduced from size 68 GG to size 44 FF

12 Mar 2007, 18:08	#930
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Has one of each size!

12 Mar 2007, 18:10	#931
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Made me leave my shoes down there because he insists they look better on him

12 Mar 2007, 18:11	#932
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Really has got size 11 feet!!

12 Mar 2007, 18:19	#933
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Wishes he had size 11 feet

12 Mar 2007, 18:27	#934
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Has saved me some Mini-Eggs.

12 Mar 2007, 18:28	#935
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	has a wooden leg

12 Mar 2007, 18:43	#936
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,354	has an axe to chop down the wooden leg

12 Mar 2007, 19:19	#937
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Wear braces on his teeth and on his pants...

12 Mar 2007, 19:36	#938
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	talks to a little pink elefant only she can see

12 Mar 2007, 19:57	#939
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	is a little pink elephant

12 Mar 2007, 23:14	#940
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	is married to a little pink elephant

12 Mar 2007, 23:20	#941
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	can shove it up is @$$

12 Mar 2007, 23:22	#942
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	can fit the entire Melbourne Symphony Orchestra up his crack.

12 Mar 2007, 23:27	#943
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	did it

12 Mar 2007, 23:35	#944
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	showed me how to do it

12 Mar 2007, 23:53	#945
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	only cause he asked a thousand times

12 Mar 2007, 23:54	#946
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	thought that everyone named Kevin was an alien until he was fourteen years old.

13 Mar 2007, 00:01	#947
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	thought the show ALIAS was about aliens, but misspelled

13 Mar 2007, 00:40	#948
Blackkat13 Mega Loafer Join Date: 30.07.2006 Location: Hell, Michigan Posts: 1,989	Has read the Karma Sutra over 12 times and still don't under stand it

13 Mar 2007, 00:46	#949
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Is writing a revised edition of the Kama Sutra with an additional 67 positions, all developed personally

13 Mar 2007, 00:55	#950
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	has a massive understanding for this